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Well, I've decided I'm gonna try some pot for the first time with this girl I know. I'm in a band with this kid who sells and I'm hoping he can get me a good price. I haven't got a quote yet, but I know that whoever the girl I'm doing it with buys from sells a half track for $30. So we were gonna split the costs. Here are my questions: -What's a good weed to start with, probably not high quality shit since my first time might suck (from what I've heard) -How long does the effect noticeably last? Like, I need to know how much time it would be before my parents wouldn't realize I had been high -Will I still be able to function well enough to send logical replies to my parents if they choose to text me while I'm under the influence? -Where do you suggest smoking it? I can't do it at my house, it's constantly inhabited with some sort of family member for the next few months with the grandparents living here. -What's a good price, so I don't get japped? If you can answer any of these, it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks bros.

Depends on your are but usualy it's 10 US Dollars a gram. Thats all I can help you with lol

[QUOTE=jgerm529;19317076]Depends on your are but usualy it's 10 US Dollars a gram. Thats all I can help you with lol[/QUOTE] Florida

I have no idea considering I live in upstate NY but still I've had many people from all over the country that it's $10 a gram depending on quality

I'm hoping the girl has done this before that way someone has a good clue about what to do. [QUOTE=mrmusterd;19317049] -What's a good weed to start with, probably not high quality shit since my first time might suck (from what I've heard) -How long does the effect noticeably last? Like, I need to know how much time it would be before my parents wouldn't realize I had been high -Will I still be able to function well enough to send logical replies to my parents if they choose to text me while I'm under the influence? -Where do you suggest smoking it? I can't do it at my house, it's constantly inhabited with some sort of family member for the next few months with the grandparents living here. -What's a good price, so I don't get japped?[/QUOTE] 1. Just go with mids. Depending on your location they could be 20-40 for an eighth. 2. Depends. My first couple of times I remained high for over 6 hours. But usually it's about 1-3 hours depending on how much you smoke. And really, people won't be able to tell that you're high unless you act ridiculous or you smell strongly of weed. Just use some cologne, eyedrops, and gum and you'll be all good. If your parents talk to you they won't have any suspicions unless you act weird. 3. Yes you should unless you are ridiculous. It won't affect your judgment. And if your parents call your cell just act normal. 4. Somewhere safe. Don't go creepy places for your first time because you may get paranoid. Maybe the woods, or at someone's house who's parents don't care. 5. Price all depends on quality and area. Being high can be incredibly crazy the first time unless you've experienced other stuff. Just go with it and have a good mentality. Listen to some awesome music and then eat some tasty food and you will be amazed.

-What's a good weed to start with, probably not high quality shit since my first time might suck (from what I've heard) :: It doesn't so much as matter, just matters how much you inhale. -How long does the effect noticeably last? Like, I need to know how much time it would be before my parents wouldn't realize I had been high :: I'd give it a good 5 hours, I stayed at a friends for my first time. -Will I still be able to function well enough to send logical replies to my parents if they choose to text me while I'm under the influence? :: Barley, you might repeat words, make up some words, and take a while for you to even text back, just don't type to much, quick responses are good. -Where do you suggest smoking it? I can't do it at my house, it's constantly inhabited with some sort of family member for the next few months with the grandparents living here. :: Not at home, at all, the smell is very obvious. If it comes down to it though, in the woods or some where with almost no one around works well. -What's a good price, so I don't get japped? :: Prices vary in certain in areas, around here in Oregon it goes 20-25 for a dub (If they say dub5 that means 25) which is 1.7 grams, good enough to last a new user 3 days to a week. Or 10 for .7 grams which is a nice 1-2 days. That is if you are alone with this weed.

[QUOTE=mrmusterd;19317049]-What's a good weed to start with, probably not high quality shit since my first time might suck (from what I've heard) -How long does the effect noticeably last? Like, I need to know how much time it would be before my parents wouldn't realize I had been high -Will I still be able to function well enough to send logical replies to my parents if they choose to text me while I'm under the influence? -Where do you suggest smoking it? I can't do it at my house, it's constantly inhabited with some sort of family member for the next few months with the grandparents living here. -What's a good price, so I don't get japped?[/QUOTE] -What do you mean "What is a good weed to start with?" Marijuana would be preferable. -For a first timer, the high will likely last up to four hours if you are smoking quality herb, although you will be buzzing for the last two and talking to adults will be entirely possible if they're not suspicious. -Yes, although if you're toking with an experienced stoner, have them text for you. Texting/talking to adults is a major fucking buzzkill for stoners, but people who can handle their shit will likely be able to do it no problem (and they'll be glad to do it for you; stoners always try and make other people's first weed experience as good as possible.) [B]Do not[/B] talk to them on the phone though, it's bloody fucking hard when you're learning the ropes of altered states on consciousness. -Preferably, do it at somebody else's house, although alleyways and deserted parks work as well. Try not to get too sketched out though, first timers often have sensitive nerves and get paranoid easily. -I believe you mean jipped. And by a "half track", are you talking about a half eighth, or a half gram? Half eighth for quality would be $25, half gram for quality would be $8 or $10, half eighth for mids is $10, and if you're getting a half gram of mids, them just ask if they'll smoke you out, or throw down a fiver or a few ones. Or just buy the food, common courtesy when somebody smokes you out.

[QUOTE=Pepin;19317329] Being high can be incredibly crazy the first time unless you've experienced other stuff. Just go with it and have a good mentality. Listen to some awesome music and then eat some tasty food and you will be amazed.[/QUOTE] Despite the fact I've never been high, bands like Sublime and Slightly Stoopid are some of my favorite bands anyways, so I could see a few of their songs being kind of crazy when doing shit. Also, yeah, she's done her share [editline]12:30AM[/editline] [QUOTE=SKuM;19317426]-What do you mean "What is a good weed to start with?" Marijuana would be preferable. -I believe you mean jipped. And by a "half track", are you talking about a half eighth, or a half gram? Half eighth for quality would be $25, half gram for quality would be $8 or $10, half eighth for mids is $10, and if you're getting a half gram of mids, them just ask if they'll smoke you out, or throw down a fiver or a few ones. Or just buy the food, common courtesy when somebody smokes you out.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I know dude, but they have like regs, kush, mids, menthol lights (jk), all of that stuff. Also, yeah I meant jipped. Would you not call the 1/2 gram a dimebag then? Not good with terminology, and obviously am a noob at any of this. Thanks for the valuable information though.

[QUOTE=mrmusterd;19317493]Despite the fact I've never been high, bands like Sublime and Slightly Stoopid are some of my favorite bands anyways, so I could see a few of their songs being kind of crazy when doing shit. Also, yeah, she's done her share[/QUOTE] Alright, then she should know where a good place to smoke is and whether you are getting ripped off. Also she can show you how to smoke it, it's pretty simple but a lot of people don't know to corner it and how to use a rush. I wish I could hear music again back during my first couple of times, it was so amazing. I am considering doing acid or shrooms, but I'm trying to find information about whether it increases the risk of seizures.

[QUOTE=Pepin;19317624]Alright, then she should know where a good place to smoke is and whether you are getting ripped off. Also she can show you how to smoke it, it's pretty simple but a lot of people don't know to corner it and how to use a rush. I wish I could hear music again back during my first couple of times, it was so amazing. I am considering doing acid or shrooms, but I'm trying to find information about whether it increases the risk of seizures.[/QUOTE] Luckily she'll be there because I don't have a clue what you just said about "cornering" and using a "rush". Also, I don't plan on doing anything stronger than pot.

[QUOTE=mrmusterd;19317730]Luckily she'll be there because I don't have a clue what you just said about "cornering" and using a "rush". Also, I don't plan on doing anything stronger than pot.[/QUOTE] Cornering: don't burn the whole goddamn bowl when somebody gives you greens (first hit off the bowl.) Stick the fire on the corner of the bowl, so that everybody else doesn't have to smoke your ashes. Rush: I believe he means clearing the piece. There will likely be a carb on your piece (small hole that's not where the weed goes.) Put your thumb over the hole when you are lighting the herb. When you've stop lighting and you think your lung capacity is about full, you remove the thumb and inhale deeply. This allows air to come from a secondary source besides the herb and will remove the piece of any smoke.

If the girl has a bong or a bubbler tell her to bring it (unless you smoke cigs). My lungs had a hard time handling smoke when I first started.

[QUOTE=Pepin;19344564]If the girl has a bong or a bubbler tell her to bring it (unless you smoke cigs). My lungs had a hard time handling smoke when I first started.[/QUOTE] Nah, never smoked. I heard that it burns your chest if you haven't smoked before, also some other chick told me a bong saved weed. She said to make sure the weed was a dark green, had small hairs, and preferably crystalline shards in it, then it should be worth the $30 we're paying.

[QUOTE=mrmusterd;19344702]Nah, never smoked. I heard that it burns your chest if you haven't smoked before, also some other chick told me a bong saved weed. She said to make sure the weed was a dark green, had small hairs, and preferably crystalline shards in it, then it should be worth the $30 we're paying.[/QUOTE] Yeah whatever you do, make sure it's not even a hint of yellow,orange, any other color not green.

[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;19347136]Yeah whatever you do, make sure it's not even a hint of yellow,orange, any other color not green.[/QUOTE] I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but I have light brown weed.

[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;19348946]I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but I have light brown weed.[/QUOTE] I GOT THAT FIYA FO SALE. Seriously though you never smoked any firebud?