My girlfriend is now officially a Twitard :/ - General

I have a bunch of movies and TV shows that I haven't seen yet, and I wanted to catch up with all that stuff that I have last night. Since we usually watch movies and stuff together, I asked her what movie did she want to watch. One of those movies I have in that bunch happened to be Twilight... So, we watched it together last night. Neither of us had seen it before. And guys, you were SO right... the movie blows SO damn hard... But SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THE MOVIE and she wants to watch the sequel ASAP... She even said she wants a poster of Robert Pattinson... o.0 I'm screwed, guys... my girlfriend is now a Twitard :/

What..?

It's never going to end, declare that you want to marry Harry Potter.

More fool you for having Twilight then.

Damn man what a bummer. :/ [editline]03:36PM[/editline] :/

Change your name to Edward, mess up your hair, have sex 24/7

Soon she'll start wanting to break up with you for not being Edward, or some stupid shit like that. The only way to stop this is to kill her immediately. Then she won't be hypnotized the the evil of Twilight and you will be happy and together again. [editline]08:38AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;19800700]Change your name to Edward, mess up your hair, have sex 24/7[/QUOTE] And wear excessive amounts of body glitter.

Throw a wooden spear into her heart.

lace her with lsd and then put fake blood on your self and you will lay on the floor and you will have a gun and you and her will be alone and then u will wear a tuxedo and she will come to help you and then you say "FUCK YOU DON'T YOU SEE I'M DIEING" then u will say "I'M A COP I'M SORRY" then you start getting fustrated then you kill her in the face like the hit movie reservoir dogs

Dump her quick before she gets glitter and glue

Get her to read Coraline or Watchmen comic. Or get her to play Borderlands.

Pretty soon she'll dump you because she wants someone more like "Edward".

Lucky you, the sequel sucked so bad, that the series lost a whole huge chunk of its userbase. My sister, who is 28 i may say, was a humungous twilight nerd, was so damn obsessed with it, totally DROPPED it after she saw the second one. And i warned her, i told her it was going to suck dick and balls!

Haha, shit sucks. 90% of my friendgirls also like Twilight and most of the girls in my family too. Fuck man, my mom loves Twilight. The minute she brings in posters, I'm calling for an exorcism.

[QUOTE=Sgt.Revolver;19800739]lace her with lsd and then put fake blood on your self and you will lay on the floor and you will have a gun and you and her will be alone and then u will wear a tuxedo and she will come to help you and then you say "FUCK YOU DON'T YOU SEE I'M DIEING" then u will say "I'M A COP I'M SORRY" then you start getting fustrated then you kill her in the face like the hit movie reservoir dogs[/QUOTE] That was...just terrible...

[QUOTE=Sgt.Revolver;19800739]lace her with lsd and then put fake blood on your self and you will lay on the floor and you will have a gun and you and her will be alone and then u will wear a tuxedo and she will come to help you and then you say "FUCK YOU DON'T YOU SEE I'M DIEING" then u will say "I'M A COP I'M SORRY" then you start getting fustrated then you kill her in the face like the hit movie reservoir dogs[/QUOTE] oh god i just spat my drink everywhere post of the year

end her misery :smithicide:

[QUOTE=TickLe MY eL;19800812]That was...just terrible...[/QUOTE] lol too dum to understand tit

I thought the title meant she got addicted to twitter. Twilight fustrates me. [IMG]http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8937/angrybaby.jpg[/IMG]

Buy her a vamp. :q:

A twittard...? I thought from the thread name she was addicted to Twitter

Tell her Robert Pattison actually hates twilight. BRB digging up all the links to the juice interviews, of him dissing the creator of twilight. pic related, Roberts reaction when he sees a Twilight fan: [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/UUUGH.jpg[/IMG] [b]EDIT:[/B] Have another pic [IMG]http://www.comics.chickennation.com/comics/hilarity-comics/009_twilight.png[/IMG]

ye i thought you meant twitter who cares twilight is so last year.

Robert Pattinson is a cool guy, he's actually on our side.

[QUOTE=PirateMax;19800953]Robert Pattinson is a cool guy, he's actually on our side.[/QUOTE] This is true, I have nothing against him, just the movie he plays in and the character he plays.

[QUOTE=djzwicblaze;19800941]ye i thought you meant twitter who cares twilight is so last year.[/QUOTE] Avatards are where it's at now. :smug:

[B]PUNCH HER FACE![/B] :smug:

[url=http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4317421/1/Gay_Boyfriend]Tell her that this is the leaked manuscript for the 5th Twilight book[/url]

[quote=pretiacruento;19800679]i have a bunch of movies and tv shows that i haven't seen yet, and i wanted to catch up with all that stuff that i have last night. Since we usually watch movies and stuff together, i asked her what movie did she want to watch. One of those movies i have in that bunch happened to be twilight... So, we watched it together last night. Neither of us had seen it before. And guys, you were so right... The movie blows so damn hard... But she loved every second of the movie and she wants to watch the sequel asap... She even said she wants a poster of robert pattinson... O.0 i'm screwed, guys... My girlfriend is now a twitard :/[/quote] on your head be it!

Dump that bitch.