*Officer pulls you over and comes over to the car*
"Afternoon officer, clearly you've caught all the murderers, rapists and thiefs in the area which means you must have time to pull me over for going a bit too quickly, that's great news!".
Sorry beer hold my officer
"Sorry fast threads, hold my post."
Can i see your gun
"there's a body in the trunk"
i want ur body
"Good evening officer"
When it's 8AM and you stink of booze from last night.
*Turns towards the trunk*
"Shut up back there!"
*Turns back to officer*
"Problem, officer?"
"No, I am not happy to see you. There is infact a gun in my pants"
This may have been "invented" before but I just randomly thought of it and have never heard it before :v:
"i pulled you over for speeding"
"prove it"
dont worry he wont find it in there
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Yes"
"So, why did I pull you over then?"
"Because I'm just so damn irresistable *smile*"
(As the officer is walking away but still in hearing distance)
Oh thank god he didn't check the trunk
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;30551708]"i pulled you over for speeding"
"prove it"[/QUOTE]
i know its kinda silly quoting myself, but i was wondering what a cop would do if someone says that. I'm sure if you went to court it would be your voice verse an officer's but do they need proof to show that you were speeding? How does it work (if anyone knows)?
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;30640977]i know its kinda silly quoting myself, but i was wondering what a cop would do if someone says that. I'm sure if you went to court it would be your voice verse an officer's but do they need proof to show that you were speeding? How does it work (if anyone knows)?[/QUOTE]
depends how they stop you. the speedometers in the crown vics are "certified calibrated" to be accurate. so lets say your on the highway and it's clear, so you floor it. your doing 85 and theres a cop behind you. he follows you at 85.
court will take the cops speedometer reading as evidience
as far as radar , im not sure. perhaps the radar records its entrys above 70 mph or something?
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;30640977]i know its kinda silly quoting myself, but i was wondering what a cop would do if someone says that. I'm sure if you went to court it would be your voice verse an officer's but do they need proof to show that you were speeding? How does it work (if anyone knows)?[/QUOTE]
Police cars have cameras in the front window so I'm pretty sure they filmed you driving fast if they chased you
[QUOTE=andy1337;30641928]depends how they stop you. the speedometers in the crown vics are "certified calibrated" to be accurate. so lets say your on the highway and it's clear, so you floor it. your doing 85 and theres a cop behind you. he follows you at 85.
court will take the cops speedometer reading as evidience
as far as radar , im not sure. perhaps the radar records its entrys above 70 mph or something?[/QUOTE]
>floor it
>85mph
What are you in? A Swift? Fiesta?
(Lady Cop), Officer, I seemed to have misplaced my wallet. Can you help me find it? *unzips zipper*
[QUOTE=bradley;30650399]>floor it
>85mph
What are you in? A Swift? Fiesta?[/QUOTE]
Sonata :|
If that's flooring it. You's not safe on the danish Highways.
Speed Limit is 65 Here.
I used 85 because a cop is most likely going to tail you to see how fast your going if its around 85 . If your doing 130 or something what i said dosent apply.
[QUOTE=andy1337;30657244]Speed Limit is 65 Here.
I used 85 because a cop is most likely going to tail you to see how fast your going if its around 85 . If your doing 130 or something what i said dosent apply.[/QUOTE]
Over in the UK they tail you and get your average speed. A bloke at work was being followed at speeds of 120+ but because he was slowing for traffic a lot they couldn't get an average speed from him so just gave him a bollocking as they didn't have any proper evidence and there was only 1 officer there. Apparently there has to be 2 officers present to testify you were speeding without any video evidence, if it's just a cop on his own all he can do it give you a telling off. That might just be an urban myth though.
I didn't order a male stripper.
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