Hello Everyone,
I am not well known around here, but I will share my story with you. I am from Florida, and I am a Slut. For those of you who do not know, we are the followers of a movement led by the Britney Spears, Christina Alguilera, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson. The messages they spread and we follow are ones of life and it gives meaning to our every day of living.
I was introduced to sluttyness in 1999 through a friend who wanted to attend a concert in Pompano Beach by the talented duo of teeny bopper titties. The minute I started to listen to their songs, the messages from their songs flowed through my body and it began the decade long reconstruction of my personality and character.
I see a lot of hate for the girls and their "fans" the Sluts as well as the male "homosexual faggots". Let me tell you all now, that being a Slut doesnt mean being a fan, its a WAY OF LIFE. We live by the music, and without the music, it wouldnt be a strech to say we wouldnt go on living. The music is one with us and we are one with the music, the message.
I have attended every single "Gathering of the Sluts" since 2002 and each time was a life changing experiance for me and without a doubt all other money grubbing semen guzzling cum dumpsters. People say that Tara Reid and Lindsey Lohan are weird outcasts of society, but I say it is your who are outcasts. The Sluts dont condone STDs, despite what our examinations at the Planned Parenthood clinic say.
When I don the whore makeup of a street walker trying to find a bed for the night we create a new image, one where we arent afraid. Lady Gaga and Britney Spears make the world better with their music, and remember that it is ignorant to diss such a talented group.
During my time as a worker for IT at a major firm in New York City, I had a lot of nothingness come out of my minimum wage job working for a bunch of rich whores and fuckidiots. When one day, I was listening to the song "..Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears and it struck me. I would walk out and say "fuck me" to these people. I belong sucking dicks of the wealthy bullshitters in corporate New York. I quit my job and moved back to South Beach where I joined the "Floridas Finest Fun Fucks". We shared stories and messages with eachother to encourage the world through the messages Tara Reid brought to life. On the verge of nothingness, we were taugh to love only ourselves, the natural world, and other Sluts. The love was strong, and during the 2007 Gathering of the Sluts, I met my (then) sugar daddy Roy. Roy is Hebrew American, and it just shows that sluts arent limited to race. He came from New York and was affiliated with mortgage brokers but came to Florida for the cocaine. (He worked at Lieberman and Steinmans). I met him and we hit it off immediately. This is a little bit personal, but I remember our first time hooking up was to the song of the newest album at the time, Speak. I remember everything so vividly, but I wont type that here. I will tell you that when we were approaching the end, the music made everything 1000% times more powerful and the exctacy from after was something you would only dream of. We broke up in 2009, after he got the clap from me. I am not sure where he is now, we got in a fight and I left him at the Jewish Community Center. I dont need to see that short dicked heeb no more (he was cheating on me I think - he was saving money).But the music has kept me strong, and the song off their newest album, Circus and keeps my mind at peace. I know in my mind I am at the "Circus" with all Sluts enjoying the freedom of nature. Now I work in Daytona at the flea market giving hand jobs for sugarcubes. I work the loudphone, I wish I could play my juice loose pussy on the intercom, but I dont want to lose my job just to send a message.
While I am on it, I see a lot of hate for the song "Amazing". That song shows the beauty of the world, as well as the mystery that people can never hope to understand. Comprehend that this song can change you as much as it changed me.
SLUTS 4 LyF3. 10,000 StrOng T1Tz ToG3Th2r! 5,000 V4G1n4$ strong
[img]http://athensboy.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lindsay_lohan_jeremy_piven_party.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.celebnipslipblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/tara_reid_boob_see_through.jpg[/img]
[highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Gimmick troll" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
This is totally music related.
the fuck is this
Oh hey troll, nice to see you're getting out from under that old bridge of yours.
Don't listen to these guys :orks: Trolls 4 lyf y'all
if you actually read it this post has a lot to do with music lol
It does but lets face it, no one really cares in this topic :v:
I care if I have more than one penis not in any hole at any time.
BTW I am on birth control
16/f/whereveryoulive
Allow me to show you where the troll façade, totally died.
During my time as a worker for IT at a major firm in New York City, I had a lot of nothingness come out of my minimum wage job working for a bunch of rich whores and fuckidiots. When one day, I was listening to the song "..Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears and it struck me. I would walk out and say "fuck me" to these people. I belong sucking dicks of the wealthy bullshitters in corporate New York. I quit my job and moved back to South Beach where I joined the "Floridas Finest Fun Fucks".
and
16/f/whereveryoulive
come on man try harder!! :orks:
Does that mean you were a slut at the age of 8?
I don't really understand the point of this?
It's a parody thread of a Juggalo thread a few weeks ago, it was moved to General Discussion though I believe.
[QUOTE=ViperUnit;21903849]we are the followers of a movement led by the Britney Spears, Christina Alguilera, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson.[/QUOTE]
lol
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.