• David (INTERACTIVE)
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[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/David_1.jpg[/IMG] [B]David[/B] stands alone. The little orange rectangle has his whole life ahead of him, yet he chooses to be by his self. He never really was the social type. [B]What is his purpose anyways?[/B] [B]Why is he here?[/B]
He is here to change the universe. Proceed to move forward one square. Admire that square.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/David_2.bmp[/IMG] [B]David[/B] takes one step forward and takes in his surroundings. Not much to be seen but whatever. Voices can be heard in the distance. What happens next?
>Stop saving as JPG
[QUOTE=KingArcher;40599158]>Stop saving as JPG[/QUOTE] sorry. fixed it
>Grow arms
Go from Atari Standards to NES Standards(Make David look like a person)
[QUOTE=LondierX;40599333]Go from Atari Standards to NES Standards(Make David look like a person)[/QUOTE] fuck that, atari has the best graphics
Proceed to go batshit insane. Listen to the voices.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/David_3.bmp[/IMG] [B]David[/B], think he's crazy, starts to freak out and stumbles upon two more people. Turns out he's not completely mad.
confront the two new blocks. they might have interesting things to say.
>Ask the 2 blocks where civilization is >Check your status(If you can) >Attempt to reproduce and mate with one of the blocks
[QUOTE=LondierX;40600415] >Attempt to reproduce and mate with one of the blocks[/QUOTE] why do you keep thinking people are actually gonna do stupid shit like this
In interactives, we're obligated to have one retard that makes retarded choices. I'm that retard. besides, my other choices are actually more strategic
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Save as png. The pictures are ~2mb when they could be ~10kb. Also, uh, introduce yourself as someone important.
Lay off the LSD.
[QUOTE=Whalen207;40606547]do more of the LSD.[/QUOTE]
Maybe [B]David[/B] could communicate with these new blocks. Yes. That is exactly what he'll do. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/David_4.bmp[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/David_5.bmp[/IMG] They don't seem to have taken kindly to the little orange rectangle. Maybe he could at least just ask for directions to the nearest civilized area. If only he had some sort of weapon he could just beat the [B]shit[/B] out of them. Why he would think that is beyond me.
Invert the colors with your magic, turning the blue guy orange and the green guy red.
Beat the shit out of them with your blockiness. Why he would do that is because he is slowly falling to insanity.
[IMG] http://filesmelt.com/dl/David_6.bmp[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/David_7.bmp[/IMG]
Back off. We don't want to get shot just after we woke up.
Back the Hell off, or >RUN the hell off!
disarm the guy to acquire a weapon
Call him a bitch. Make fun of his mother. Then pull out your gun.
Fukkit: Pretend to get shot and fall to the ground dramatically even though the guy didn't shoot, thus buying you time via distraction, then pull out a revolver and fire away at the racist fascist Nazi-elitist blocks!
[IMG] http://filesmelt.com/dl/David_8.bmp[/IMG][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/David_9.bmp[/IMG][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/David_10.bmp[/IMG]
Check bodies for anything useful. Perhaps a note or a map? [editline]17th May 2013[/editline] Looks like the second blue block didn't die? If not, confront him.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/David_11.bmp[/IMG] [B]David[/B] loots the body and finds a [B]M.A.P[/B] and 30 bucks.
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