ducks

[BrickInTheHead]

I like ducks. you know why? because ducks own. if a duck came up to you and nipped at your ankle you'd go "wtf duck" but give it a piece of bread anyway. thats how much they rock. proven by science, ducks are the best water based fowl ever. do not deny it. look at this fucker.

[IMG]http://www.wildlife-imaging.co.uk/gallery/birds/Mallard%20Duck/slides/Mallard%20Duck-1.jpg[/IMG]

chill, right?

ducks are deserving of amazing things. my pet duck, Stephen Mallard the Third, once came up to me and asked, "why can't I be in a movie? I want to be famous." and looked at me with his big duck eyes. i felt terrible; so I gave him a piece of bread and buried him in the sand while we talked about our dreams. so i got to thinking, i need to do something for these ducks. their dreams are higher than the clouds themselves, and they deserve to know what it would like to be in a popular film, to be a famous singer, or be rendered in an artists painting. this is why i need YOUR help. yes, you.

no one can deny that ducks are reverent, amazing beings. so let us help them live out their dreams.

this is the most recent picture of Stephen:

[QUOTE=Ztriker7;23800753][IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/149seia.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

with the help of several facepunch members we have made things that will let stephen and ducks everywhere live out their fantasies

[QUOTE=Super_Poo;23820987]
[IMG]http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8512/niggaduck.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ztriker7;23821941][IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/125p1fq.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Super_Poo;23822409]
[IMG]http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/6665/areyouhappynow.jpg[/IMG]

There.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ztriker7;23823539][IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/9hl6b8.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ztriker7;23826881][IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/xfstiq.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;23827096][IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/2dqnbtj.png[/IMG]

duckfiction.png[/QUOTE]

so do your duck a favor today; don't just give him tasty moldy bread to satisfy his tastes, give him a picture that he can remember forever and once again, look to the skies in wonder

[Cypher_09]

beautiful thread

[HolyCrapDudeXD]

I just have to be picky about 2 things, sorry.

First an exploit, not too worried about that though;
Second, can you change the [IMG] tags to [IMG_thumb] please? Kinda stretches the page. Otherwise good thread, will contribute.

[socklicker]

I think what he's doing is saying use your own pictures of ducks, so there isn't an exploitable really. That way we have a bunch of different kind of ducks and it helps keep a lot of variety. I agree with you about the image_thumb thing though.

Oh, and BrickInHead, I love you

[Ztriker7]

[IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/2b36nd.png[/IMG]

[sonicrjk]

-snip, wrong thread sorry-

[BrickInTheHead]

Over the years, Stephen has been an avid fan of Leonardo DiCaprio's films, and even had the gall to drag me to Inception a third time so he could see his favorite scene, when [sp]Leo was crying over his wife in Limbo[/sp]. The scene always jerked tears from Stephen's eyes. He frequently comments on how handsome Leo is, and how he wishes Leo would hold him and feed him some bread at sea. I did not question him.

[IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/a3fhj5.png[/IMG]

[Cypher_09]

Oh my god wow

[TippZ]

I love this

[runningdap]

[IMG_thumb]http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww138/runningdap/clark.png[/IMG_thumb]
Duck Kent

and

[IMG_thumb]http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww138/runningdap/superduck.png[/IMG_thumb]
Superduck

applauding the OP btw

[DainBramageStud]

is this from the gmf or something

[editline]11:05PM[/editline]

[IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/2czv9qd.png[/IMG]

It's Ducktor Who!

[-chu-]

Ducks are beautiful.

[CabooseRvB]

[img]http://uppix.net/0/c/1/87d15325188e52d4b45d7db6a4291.jpg[/img]

A dark day in Duck History

[victormeriqui_1]

fuck yea ducks

[ozzio]

[i]Fucking Ducks.[/i]

[victormeriqui_1]

[QUOTE=Light_Bulb;23836047][i]Fucking Ducks.[/i][/QUOTE]

I'll have to disagree with you on that.

[BrickInTheHead]

[QUOTE=runningdap;23831732][IMG_thumb]http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww138/runningdap/clark.png[/IMG_thumb]
Duck Kent

and

[IMG_thumb]http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww138/runningdap/superduck.png[/IMG_thumb]
Superduck

applauding the OP btw[/QUOTE]

ahah brilliant

[editline]09:06PM[/editline]

time to make slenderduck

[Fosty99]

Best thread ever

[x-quake]

Related:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8&playnext=1&videos=lz93HR2pSSw[/media]

Also, the Titanic duck picture would have been better if the beak blended with the background better.

[abcpea]

[URL=http://img294.imageshack.us/i/duckvader.jpg/][IMG]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8724/duckvader.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

duck vader

[sonicrjk]

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;23836946]
time to make slenderduck[/QUOTE]
oh boy

[The Pink Scotti]

Hachiko:

[img]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/dog-best-friend-1.jpg[/img]

Hachiduck:

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9330046/hachiduck.png[/img]

The best friends ever

[Super_Poo]

I gotta do more ducks

[Noubi]

[img]http://kepfeltoltes.hu/100804/williamducker_www.kepfeltoltes.hu_.png[/img]

[img]http://kepfeltoltes.hu/100804/duckman_www.kepfeltoltes.hu_.png[/img]

[alextrooper]

[IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/ducks.png[/IMG]

[Arnold]

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;23835602][img]http://uppix.net/0/c/1/87d15325188e52d4b45d7db6a4291.jpg[/img]

A dark day in Duck History[/QUOTE]
There is something wrong with this picture.

[PvtVain]

Add a duck to my avatar :V

[Pirate Jok3r]

[img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/awesome_duck1.png[/img]

[Rastadogg5]

This is one of the best threads I have ever seen.
Very good job! :v:

[The Pink Scotti]

[img]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/THISGONBGUD.gif[/img]

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