How would one go about doing this? I could smoke outside, but there aren't very many places for me to do that. There's a lot of windows... I'll take some pics of the house tomorrow... Or maybe I'll do it now.
Alright, took some pics of the place.
The front door.
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Our little shack directly to the right of the front door. That window leads to the bathroom.
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The other end of the shack extension. That window leads to my room.
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The living room. And the backdoor. That plywood structure is an extension to our house, since it's so tiny and cramped right now.
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This one came out a bit too dark... A shot of the house as a whole.
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Where do you think I could smoke around here? Or maybe I could find another location around the neighborhood.
Put a fan up to your window and use a bit of air freshener afterwards. make sure to was your hands/shower to be extra sure about smell.
Depends on how you plan on smoking. If you have a pipe, only pack enough for a good hit, hit it, then exhale either-
a. Out the window with a fan.
b. Through a paper towel tube stuffed with dryer sheets
c. Into some thick fabric (like a towel folded over a few times)
However, smoking outside would be ideal by far.
I just smoke with my friends... but I've been busted by my parents so many times that it's not even fucking funny
If you have a car with tinted windows and your parents aren't too curious about you walking out, I'd just say I'm going for a drive, and drive a few circles around my block while smoking. If you live in a traffic-free neighborhood and you keep your speed down, it shouldn't be too dangerous.
By your garage door is good too, if you have garage and people don't go in there too often.
Everyone else pretty much has it covered windows, towels, fans, etc.
Incense helps get rid of smell too, if your parents won't be weirded out by you suddenly using large amounts of it.
Naturally, joints and bowls are best if you need to be stealthy.
The best thing to do by far though, if you can manage it, is admit to your parents that you smoke. Ever since I did, things have been pretty fucking chill. In fact, I'm considering just buying a few grams of dro for my grandma every weekend since I'm convinced that it would be better for her than these shitty painkillers she's prescribed.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;18554429]I just smoke with my friends... but I've been busted by my parents so many times that it's not even fucking funny[/QUOTE]
Yo were like brothers man!
[QUOTE=Anubis678;18554429]I just smoke with my friends... but I've been busted by my parents so many times that it's not even fucking funny[/QUOTE]
Holy shit this. Last time I got caught it was "Quit smoking so much or find another place to live". That kind of slapped some sense into me.
You can just close the windows that you're smoking by. That or roll a joint and go on a walk.
[QUOTE=dustbusta;18555317]Holy shit this. Last time I got caught it was "Quit smoking so much or find another place to live". That kind of slapped some sense into me.[/QUOTE]
I get that speech every time they catch me.
It's funny. They always start it off with "I can't believe you did this again" and "We just can't trust you."
[QUOTE=Anubis678;18555834]I get that speech every time they catch me.
It's funny. They always start it off with "I can't believe you did this again" and "We just can't trust you."[/QUOTE]
Except my dad is cool with me smoking, just on weekends and not that often. Shit man I was toking every day after he went to bed, but he never came at me with that shit until last time. And I know he's serious.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;18555834]I get that speech every time they catch me.
It's funny. They always start it off with "I can't believe you did this again" and "We just can't trust you."[/QUOTE]
It's a type of love that can't be broken so easily.
[sp]I love it. [/sp]
Buy a vapour genie and just use it in your room with a window slightly open. Have to say, it was the best impulse purchase that I've made all year.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;18555834]I get that speech every time they catch me.
It's funny. They always start it off with "I can't believe you did this again" and "We just can't trust you."[/QUOTE]
Well, next time they catch you tell them: "What is it doing to you? I'm smoking responsably, i'm doing my things, please just let me smoke! Anyway, you know i'll continue smoking so you'll have to deal with it, between being closed about the subject, try to understand that all I want to do is to chill out when I come back from work/school"
my dads a fucking cop so i dot think that would work ( hes an asshole)
[QUOTE=Unrest;18556955]my dads a fucking cop so i dot think that would work ( hes an asshole)[/QUOTE]
You know what? Fuck you. Learn to respect the guy that feeds you.
[QUOTE=Dirtbox;18556799]Well, next time they catch you tell them: "What is it doing to you? I'm smoking responsably, i'm doing my things, please just let me smoke! Anyway, you know i'll continue smoking so you'll have to deal with it, between being closed about the subject, try to understand that all I want to do is to chill out when I come back from work/school"[/QUOTE]
There's no reasoning with them.
just punch a hole in the wall to outside for ventilation
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That's a nice... berry tree.
Smoke in your closet doing one-hits. It'll smell like burnt something for like 20 minutes if you don't exhale the smoke too fast. (Ghost a bit)
[QUOTE=Dirtbox;18556966]You know what? Fuck you. Learn to respect the guy that feeds you.[/QUOTE]
FUCK YOU DICK. I love my dad and i respect him but he's still an asshole
you need to learn some respect you prick
My closet is literally filled to the brim with old shit, I can't fit myself in there, plus there's no doors.
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[QUOTE=blafnigem;18554240]Put a fan up to your window and use a bit of air freshener afterwards. make sure to was your hands/shower to be extra sure about smell.[/QUOTE]
Eh... Putting a fan in my room during the winter? That would raise a bit of suspicion.
[QUOTE=York;18554295]Depends on how you plan on smoking. If you have a pipe, only pack enough for a good hit, hit it, then exhale either-
a. Out the window with a fan.
b. Through a paper towel tube stuffed with dryer sheets
c. Into some thick fabric (like a towel folded over a few times)
However, smoking outside would be ideal by far.[/QUOTE]
I don't have a pipe. All the dealers around here only sell pre-rolled joints.
[QUOTE=Tendercrisp;18554691]If you have a car with tinted windows and your parents aren't too curious about you walking out, I'd just say I'm going for a drive, and drive a few circles around my block while smoking. If you live in a traffic-free neighborhood and you keep your speed down, it shouldn't be too dangerous.
By your garage door is good too, if you have garage and people don't go in there too often.
Everyone else pretty much has it covered windows, towels, fans, etc.
Incense helps get rid of smell too, if your parents won't be weirded out by you suddenly using large amounts of it.
Naturally, joints and bowls are best if you need to be stealthy.
The best thing to do by far though, if you can manage it, is admit to your parents that you smoke. Ever since I did, things have been pretty fucking chill. In fact, I'm considering just buying a few grams of dro for my grandma every weekend since I'm convinced that it would be better for her than these shitty painkillers she's prescribed.[/QUOTE]
1. Can't drive.
2. Nope.
3. I used to burn incense pretty much 24/7 because I liked the scent, now my mom doesn't allow it.
4. Joints? Really? I thought the slipstream smoke contributed to most of the lingering odour.
5. My mom thinks you can Overdose on a tiny amount of weed, so that's a no go.
[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;18556784]Buy a vapour genie and just use it in your room with a window slightly open. Have to say, it was the best impulse purchase that I've made all year.[/QUOTE]
No shops for that sort of thing (They're called headshops, correct?) around here, and I can't orer through the internet due to having no credit card.
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;18557138]just punch a hole in the wall to outside for ventilation
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That's a nice... berry tree.[/QUOTE]
It's a Mountain Ash Tree.
If you're smoking joints then I'd say your best bet is to go outside.
Just go for a walk.
So I just, walk in the streets smoking the joint? What if some dick sees me and calls the cops? :ohdear:
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Oh silly me, I can't walk in the streets, I meant walk on the streets.
[QUOTE=ORGLAR;18559208]So I just, walk in the streets smoking the joint? What if some dick sees me and calls the cops? :ohdear:
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Oh silly me, I can't walk in the streets, I meant walk on the streets.[/QUOTE]
"Officer Officer! I see a young one smoking on the side of the road but he is walking! By the time you get here he will be gone or done, You should come immediately and do something because I'm the generic asshole that stares out windows looking for this shit!"
Just go far from your house so annoying neighbors won't see and tell your parents etc. I can't do this though because my parents have already caught me so they would be very suspicious if I were to just go on a walk randomly. Once though, I was at a party and the host's parents weren't happy with people smoking, so I went for a walk around the block burning down a joint then came back. All was good.
The problem is though, you're going to stumble back into your house with bloodshot, chink eyes, smelling like burnt plants, and generally speaking nonsense.
Just be careful, being caught was the worst thing that has ever happened to me, do your best to not let it happen to you.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;18560152]
Just be careful, being caught was the worst thing that has ever happened to me, do your best to not let it happen to you.[/QUOTE]
being caught isn't really that bad once you get past the point of "I don't give a fuck and i'm going to veg out right here". but my parents let me smoke now so i'm good. If you don't want to get caught, smoke late at night when everybody is asleep.
I wait till my parents go to sleep and then take pipe hits in my backyard. Then I cook something inside so it covers what little smell there is. Works every time.
If there's absolutely no other option, you could do the ol' doob tube, I think someone mentioned it but I don't feel like scrolling up. Basically, take a toilet paper or paper towel roll and stuff it with dryer sheets if you have em or tissues if not. Or, you could make a carbon filter by taking something like a water bottle, cut small holes in the bottom and put a screen over the top. Then, fill the bottle with carbon chunks. I hear it works great. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, google carbon filtering, you should find something. I'm too tired right now.
EDIT:
Ok I found the grasscity thread I read about the carbon filter in, here you go. [url]http://forum.grasscity.com/toking-tools/319821-easiest-homemade-activated-carbon-sploof.html[/url]
The design could be improved some, but I'll let you handle it.
Okay, Op; Here's my suggestion.
Smoke in your room, Smoke with friends, Try to stay away from the every-day neighborhood until you've been smoking long enough to not be paranoid about it or anything. [Unless you're really comfortable in your neighborhood, Which I was.] Just try and wait until your parents go to sleep, Or better yet, If your bath-room has good ventilation, Smoke in there, My parents used to do it to me. xD
However it goes, Don't lie to your parents if they've really caught you, Tell them the way you feel, Be very nice while arguing against every one of their points, Follow everything you say with proof, Be confident. Don't fight about it; Talk about it.
[Edit: This method works awesome with people, Whoever they are, At some point they get over it and realize you're going to do what you're going to do, The trick is in not pissing them off doing it; It requires some subtle manipulation.]
Good luck bro.
[QUOTE=Luke510;18560177]being caught isn't really that bad.[/QUOTE]
Brb writing a thread.
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K done.
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go out near a street and smoke away from your house? problem solved
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;18560152]Just go far from your house so annoying neighbors won't see and tell your parents etc. I can't do this though because my parents have already caught me so they would be very suspicious if I were to just go on a walk randomly. Once though, I was at a party and the host's parents weren't happy with people smoking, so I went for a walk around the block burning down a joint then came back. All was good.
The problem is though, you're going to stumble back into your house with bloodshot, chink eyes, smelling like burnt plants, and generally speaking nonsense.
Just be careful, being caught was the worst thing that has ever happened to me, do your best to not let it happen to you.[/QUOTE]
haha, alright. Sounds like a good idea to me now.
And for some reason, all the times I've gotten high I got chink eyes, but my eyes didn't get red. :raise: I've been in a car with mum, stoned off my ass several times before, I just stay quiet.
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