[QUOTE][QUOTE]VLADIVOSTOK, September 21 (RIA Novosti) – North Korea’s coast guard has opened fire on a Russian fishing vessel in the Sea of Japan, a spokesman for the fishing company said.
No one was injured in the shooting, and the vessel, the Altai, was not damaged, he said.
“The captain said his schooner was fired at from automatic weapons and with signal flares at 1:30 a.m. Vladivostok time on Saturday [14:30 GMT Friday] without any radio or visual warning signals from a vessel flying the flag of North Korea,” the spokesman told RIA Novosti.
Russia has asked North Korea to explain the incident, Russia’s Foreign Ministry said in a statement on its website Saturday.
The Altai, with a haul of crab, was heading from the port of Zarubino in Russia’s Primorye Territory to South Korea. People in military uniforms from the North Korean ship boarded the Altai, inspected it for about 10 minutes, questioned the captain and then left, the fishing company spokesman said.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.rian.ru/russia/20130921/183627639/NKorean-Coast-Guard-Opens-Fire-on-Russian-Vessel--Report.html[/url]
Sounds like as they boarded it, and found out it was a Russian vessel, they noped the fuck out of there.
Swear to Christ, if NK ever gets nuclear weaponry they're more likely to blow [I]themselves[/I] up with it than use it on anyone.
[QUOTE=Banned?;42270956]Swear to Christ, if NK ever gets nuclear weaponry they're more likely to blow [I]themselves[/I] up with it than use it on anyone.[/QUOTE]
You are saying that as if they didn't have any.
"Let's shoot this ship! Open fire! OH FUCK OH FUCK IT'S RUSSIAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"
ho.
HOHOHO.
Man NK what the [B][I]fuck[/I][/B] were you doing
Whoops, haha
NOW they done fucking goofed.
If there's one country you don't attack. It's definitely fucking Russia.
It's like a school bully throwing eggs at some kids, and they don't do anything about it. Then you miss and hit the badass biker guy who doesn't take shit from anyone. Then you know you're fucked.
Kim Jong Un must be sweating a little hard now
To be fair it's not like anything will come of this, it was a big mixup and it's not like they attacked some military transport that was moving a nuclear device or some shit.
Though they're gonna get a lot of fucking questioning from world powers within the next week or two, that's for sure.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;42271060]Kim Jong Un must be sweating a little hard now[/QUOTE]
"a little"
When you got allies like North Korea, who needs enemies?
This isn't going to end well at all
Remember that time a while back when there was a NK thread everyday, and for the most part we sort of shat ourselves for Nuclear War until the warnings got increasingly ridiculous and cry-wolf like, and it culminated in a NK megathread?
good times, never forget.
Back pedaling at the speed of sound.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;42271060]Kim Jong Un must be sweating a little hard now[/QUOTE]
Did he have to walk up stairs or something?
So basically this but with Russia?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4Zguc0K.jpg[/IMG]
I actually almost forgot about North Korea.
Remind me, why are we supposed to be [i]slightly[/i] worried about them again?
Incoming RAYHALO
Because millions of people are starving and opressed over there.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;42271060]Kim Jong Un must be sweating a little hard now[/QUOTE]
He's sweating more than that time he had to walk up that flight of stairs.
[quote]The captain said his schooner was fired at from automatic weapons and with [B]signal flares[/B][/quote]
What kind of army are they running over there?
[QUOTE=Flapjacks;42272617]What kind of army are they running over there?[/QUOTE]
as far as i can tell the North Korean army is basically composed of malnourished, psychopathic skeletons
Shit like this is nothing. NK has attacked troops (SK and US) in the DMZ, kidnapped SK citizens across the border, tunneled under it, etc. since the war began and still does something at least once a year.
[QUOTE=Cone;42272656]as far as i can tell the North Korean army is basically composed of malnourished, psychopathic skeletons[/QUOTE]
Kim Jong Un is basically three late resupplies away from an actual skeleton army.
[QUOTE=Cone;42272656]as far as i can tell the North Korean army is basically composed of malnourished, psychopathic skeletons[/QUOTE]
I don't want to see the regimental band.
[quote]No one was injured in the shooting, and the vessel, the Altai, was not damaged, he said.
“The captain said his schooner was fired at from automatic weapons and with signal flares[/quote]
So did they miss every shot or something? NK's military confirmed for being made up of stormtroopers
I can't contain my laughter.
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