Earlier, I discovered a pair of my brother-in-law's boxers lying on my bathroom floor. (The washing machine is also in there, which sort of explains why that would happen.)
I've tried to ignore them, hoping they would vanish if I closed the door and didn't think about them, but it's now quite late and they're still there. I'm really fairly bothered about the whole thing. I don't want to be ambushed by them again in the morning when I'm unreceptive and won't be prepared to see them.
The bad part: From the looks of them, I am 95% sure that they are [i][b]covered in jizz.[/b][/i]
Just thought you would all wish to know.
:byodood:
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lick 'em up, boyo.
You made it sound like there was something interesting
But a pair of jizz covered boxers? sure is fascinating
That is most interesting
Smear your face in it.
You must consume them before it's to late!
No, no we don't want to know.
That means he faps without taking them off. Nothing interesting here.
He was thinking about you.
Wear them
i think the worst thing ever you couldve found in your bathroom wouldve been like... a spider or something.
A GIANT ONE.
When you said worst thing, i imagined a dead rat or something in the drain. :v:
one time a bug came out my sink :/
pics
[QUOTE=Happynoodle;28086370]i think the worst thing ever you couldve found in your bathroom wouldve been like... a spider or something.
A GIANT ONE.[/QUOTE]
That has actually happened before. It was pretty fucking terrifying. I'm not really afraid of spiders or anything, but he WOULD NOT DIE and he was IN THE TOILET.
So I suppose this has been the worst thing that I've ever found in my bathroom in the whole of today.
[QUOTE=mapperfan;28086396]pics[/QUOTE]
My webcam cord won't reach, and there's not a chance I'm going to go and fetch them. :byodood:
That's werid.
One time in a house I used to live in, a frogs leg pushes its way through my taps.
The water people said we couldn't drink the water for a good while.
My 10 year old, identical twin brothers actually get UNDRESSED in the living room.
It takes me about 3 minutes to walk through there, trying not to step on their fucking underpants, which are everywhere.
Man I hate my brothers. They're a bit :downs:.
What you gonna do.
[QUOTE=Y'all.;28086423]My 10 year old, identical twin brothers actually get UNDRESSED in the living room.
It takes me about 3 minutes to walk through there, trying not to step on their fucking underpants, which are everywhere.
Man I hate my brothers. They're a bit :downs:.
What you gonna do.[/QUOTE]
burn them, burn them all!
Unscrew the opening thingy to the bathroom sink and then tell me what the worst thing in a bathroom is.
I have stared into the abyss.
And it was not empty...
[QUOTE=GreenLeaf;28086490]Unscrew the opening thingy to the bathroom sink and then tell me what the worst thing in a bathroom is.
I have stared into the abyss.
And it was not empty...[/QUOTE]
Unless it was full of spunk, I do not sympathise with you.
I'd way rather find a pair of soiled shorts than, like, a severed head or something.
You gonna wake up with them on your face.
One time a baby brown snake came out of my sink i think and wrapped around my toothbrush...
My teeth were dirty that whole day.
Well, yeah. You're supposed to use toothpaste, not snakes.
forgot them, happens, one me and my gf was having lots of dry sex,first time i came in my boxers,droped them in the shower,and forgot it.my mom didnt tell me nlthing,but i was scared to talk to her
[QUOTE=Y'all.;28086423]My 10 year old, identical twin brothers[/QUOTE]
you made it sound like you're 10
[QUOTE=Stizzles;28086912]you made it sound like you're 10[/QUOTE]
Nope, I understood it the way he meant it, he has 2 brothers that are both 10.
Not so hard was it?
And you really think this is relevant, who cares? Why in the world are there so many threads in this subsection with stupid blog-like crap that no one even cares about?
Tell him he doesn't live alone in that house, and that he should be more fucking respectful.
Leaving your boxers soaked in jizz for everyone to see is uncool.
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