DOLCE & GABANNA sentenced to prison for tax evasion - Polidicks

[img]http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2013/06/dolce_gabbana.jpg[/img] [quote]But the sentence was suspended - and under Italian law, the fashion designers would likely serve that time under house arrest after a conviction tied to the 2004 sale of D&G brands to a Luxembourg holding company.[/quote] [url=http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/dolce-gabbana-sentenced-prison-tax-571762]Source[/url]

its alright, they are famous

Why is it that people working in Fashion always look like such donks?

Judge looks at them and tells them they are just going to get house arrest, as long as they give him a couple of their hand crafted suits. He then turns to a man who isn't famous or rich, who was arrested for the exact same charge. Judge: Sir, do you know why you are here today? Poor Guy: Yes sir. I evaded paying taxes due to a variety of personal reasons that made it impossible for me to pay. Judge: Well, I'm sorry to hear that, but you are guilty. Thirty years in jail, with no parole for this heinous infringement. You do realize that by not paying taxes, you are stealing from the commonwealth and damaging your own country, correct? I hope you realize that you are the lowest kind of scum. *bangs gavel and stands up, straightening his fantastically cut suit*

Anytime I hear of these guys, I immediately think of: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMmSkLYaaVA&noredirect=1[/media]

[QUOTE=proch;41099329]Why is it that people working in Fashion always look like such donks?[/QUOTE] [I]~Fashion~[/I]

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;41099190][img]http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2013/06/dolce_gabbana.jpg[/img] [url=http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/dolce-gabbana-sentenced-prison-tax-571762]Source[/url][/QUOTE] why on earth is he wearing those jeans with that outfit?!?

One of them is wearing ripped jeans. I thought they were supposed to be fashion designers?

where are their fedoras??

[QUOTE=sp00ks;41100965]why on earth is he wearing those jeans with that outfit?!?[/QUOTE] it looks cool so why not

[QUOTE=sp00ks;41100965]why on earth is he wearing those jeans with that outfit?!?[/QUOTE] Because he knows he can get away with it.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;41101038]Because he knows he can get away with it.[/QUOTE] clearly not if he's just been sentenced [editline]19th June 2013[/editline] by the fashion police

Dolce & Gabanna clothes aren't particularly good looking anyway, so I'm not surprised they look dumb.

[QUOTE=PaChIrA;41100977]One of them is wearing ripped jeans. I thought they were supposed to be fashion designers?[/QUOTE] Have you seen some of the crap that's shown in a fashion week thing? Pretty much the designers make shit up and people lap it up like faithful hounds because they think being into that ridiculousness makes them some kind of higher paragons of virtue and wisdom.

[QUOTE=valkery;41099338]Judge looks at them and tells them they are just going to get house arrest, as long as they give him a couple of their hand crafted suits. He then turns to a man who isn't famous or rich, who was arrested for the exact same charge. Judge: Sir, do you know why you are here today? Poor Guy: Yes sir. I evaded paying taxes due to a variety of personal reasons that made it impossible for me to pay. Judge: Well, I'm sorry to hear that, but you are guilty. Thirty years in jail, with no parole for this heinous infringement. You do realize that by not paying taxes, you are stealing from the commonwealth and damaging your own country, correct? I hope you realize that you are the lowest kind of scum. *bangs gavel and stands up, straightening his fantastically cut suit*[/QUOTE] fantastically cut dolce and gabanna suit

facepunch KNOWS fashion

[QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;41101197]facepunch KNOWS fashion[/QUOTE] i AM fashion

[QUOTE=PaChIrA;41100977]One of them is wearing ripped jeans. I thought they were supposed to be fashion designers?[/QUOTE] tbh the majority of high fashion is hitting the shitter with their pulls from streetwear and high-end streetwear trends d&g is lame anyway, they did one good thing ever

ITT: uneducated [del]opinions[/del] UNDISPUTEABLE FACTS

[QUOTE=proch;41099329]Why is it that people working in Fashion always look like such donks?[/QUOTE] I think it's like that one riddle. "There is a small town in the midwest with exactly 2 barbershops, one on each side of town. The barbershop on the west side of town is pristine. Its floors are spotless, the windows are always perfectly clear, and the air always smells fresh. The barber has a friendly smile, shined shoes, a well-groomed head of hair, and a fancy shirt. The barbershop on the east side of town is a mess. Its floors and windows are dirty, and the air smells of garbage. The barber always has a grimace on his face. His skin is oily, his hair is short and ragged, and he has food on his clothes all the time. A man travelling through the town realizes he needs a haircut. Knowing the stories of the two barbers, the man decides to go to the dirty barbershop on the east side of town. Why does he do this?" The answer is if there are only 2 barbers in town, then the well groomed barber must have his hair cut by the untidy barber. Maybe the same principle applies here?

You know that big house you live in? Yes? You must stay there for months! Like an unfashionable Howard Hughes. NOOOO

Their adverts don't even make sense. Especially the perfume ads. I mean look at this shit. Its this all over their adverts [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AExPNuKZuDc[/media]

Why are we discussing fashion and not the fact that these tax-evading shitcunts got off scott free because they are rich [editline]20th June 2013[/editline] [quote]The pair have also been ordered to pay 343.4 million euros -- plus interest -- over the deal, criticized by the judge as a way to avoid declaring taxes on royalties of about 1 billion euros, or $1.3 billion. [/quote] I wonder how much of this they actually end up paying.

[QUOTE=Xmeagol;41101034]it looks cool so why not[/QUOTE] No, it makes you look like a hobo who cant afford new jeans

[QUOTE=Alec W;41102972]tbh the majority of high fashion is hitting the shitter with their pulls from streetwear and high-end streetwear trends d&g is lame anyway, they did one good thing ever[/QUOTE] Which is why anybody with sense sticks with streetwear and not high fashion.

Damn, I'd love to see that guy on the street with this outfit and laugh my ass off in front of him.