• Bear Survives 4 Weeks With Pickle Jar On Head
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[quote] Georgia wildlife workers are puzzled as to how a black bear with its head stuck in a plastic pickle jar survived for weeks without water or food. [/quote] [url]http://www.wsbtv.com/news/20177959/detail.html[/url] "The real puzzler to us is how he lived without water," Frazier said. "We can understand four weeks without food, but most animals can’t live two or three days without water.” Frazier assumes that the bear somehow submerged his head until water leaked in around the neck. “Otherwise, he wouldn’t have made it," said Frazier. [URL=http://img146.imageshack.us/i/sanstitrezrc.jpg/][IMG]http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5609/sanstitrezrc.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [b]Bear is alive.[/b]
Cue someone saying "That bear was in a pickle". Also, I bet the bear submerged the entire jar underwater, letting it fill partially in order to drink.
[QUOTE=Bean-O;16281222]Cue someone saying "That bear was in a pickle".[/QUOTE] Damn it.
[QUOTE=Bean-O;16281222]Cue someone saying "That bear was in a pickle". I bet the bear submerged the entire jar underwater to drink.[/QUOTE] That bear was in a pickle
[QUOTE=Bean-O;16281222]Cue someone saying "That bear was in a pickle". [/QUOTE] Well, I'm done in this thread then.
That bear was in one heck of a jar.
[QUOTE=DualReaver;16281270]That bear was in one heck of a jar.[/QUOTE] You'd be surprised. Even cheap plastics can take quite a beating.
Don't leave your pickle jars lying about when you go on hikes, kids. You might [i]kill a fucking bear[/i].
[IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/Truiteman/wrudoingbear.png[/IMG]
Oh man, that's how my dog died. :(
I thought it said "baby survives 4 weeks with pickle jar on head" I was happy when i saw the picture.
Yum, Pickled Bear Head. edit: whoever disagreed with the above post is alright in my book.
Bears are fucking fantastic.
Either a very smart bear, or a very lucky one.
You guys have no imagination, it's not a pickle jar it's an astronaut helmet. [img]http://www.mrspybas.com/img/astronaut-bear.jpg[/img]
Bear soldiers: Jarhead.
[QUOTE=thisispain;16281501]Bears are fucking fantastic.[/QUOTE] ur mom is fantastic in bed
[highlight]what the fuck[/highlight]
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[QUOTE=Bean-O;16281222]Cue someone saying "That bear was in a pickle". Also, I bet the bear submerged the entire jar underwater, letting it fill partially in order to drink.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/blog/uploaded_images/AustinPowers_original-757410.jpg[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit." - ventilated))[/highlight]
Well this is a jarring turn of events.
no get out
[b]Jar[/b]ated! :v:
That bear should stop [i]monkeying[/i] around. Wait...
[QUOTE=KmScMT;16281979]That bear should stop [i]monkeying[/i] around. Wait...[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16281768&postcount=11]We're picking up some interference from this thread, I think.[/url]
The bear just wanted to be a US Marine. Nature is a cruel mistress.
Bet it was a jarring experience for the poor creature.
I hope it was worth the pickle
New unlock: Bear-jarate!
Now that's a smart/dumb bear. It's amazing he found a way to drink through that thing, yet the idiot shouldn't have gotten his head stuck anyway.
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