Kid born without penis, apparently still male - Polidicks

[quote]A baby born with no penis has been proclaimed male, mainly on the basis of his DNA. The baby was also born without a right thumb and ear and without properly functioning eyelids. He was registered as a male on his official birth certificate at the Tuanku Fauziah Hospital in Malaysia, after some quick tests confirmed he has more masculine features than otherwise.[/quote] Alright, I've heard more fucked up stuff than that, let's see what's nex- OH DEAR CHRIST! [quote][B]The boy can urinate quite readily though he does so through his anus.[/B][/quote] Oh what the fuck Sauce: [url]http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/06/17/male-baby-born-with-no-penis/[/url] Alright now I think Imma go an hero, brb.

That's a messed up baby. I wonder how the parents feel.

Didn't anyone else think a girl pissed out their ass when they were young?

I would hate to not have a penis. He got the worst of both worlds. [editline]08:18PM[/editline] Or a vagina, or boobs. [QUOTE=JJ Webby;18134389]Didn't anyone else think a girl pissed out their ass when they were young?[/QUOTE] No, I actually never thought that.

[QUOTE=JJ Webby;18134389]Didn't anyone else think a girl pissed out their ass when they were young?[/QUOTE] I did when I was 5.

[QUOTE=MovingSalad;18134392]I would hate to not have a penis. He got the worst of both worlds. [editline]08:18PM[/editline] Or a vagina, or boobs. No, I actually never thought that.[/QUOTE] I never thought that either since when I was three my mom never left the bathroom locked and I stumbled in once and uh... the start of my loss of human emotions, yippee!

That kid is gonna have a rough life.

How is he gonna fap?

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[QUOTE][b]The boy can urinate quite readily though he does so through his anus.[/b][/quote] Best quote ever

[QUOTE=JJ Webby;18134446]How is he gonna fap?[/QUOTE] He'll just finger his anus. /gross

Install a knife in there that can be retracted by flexing his pelvic muscles.

Mutation.. oh year 2012..

[url]http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/03/12/boy-born-with-two-penises/[/url] He has a spare one.

[quote=Sauce of kevkev]A boy born with two penises has been subjected to lengthy and complex surgery in order to ensure he does not exceed his allotted amount of manhood.[/quote] I almost died laughing at that... Oh my god...

this is exactly why I believe in abortion. This kid is gonna have such a rough life. No thumb, no ear, nonfunctional eyelids and no penis. Why would you put your child through all this torment?

[img]http://healthhabits.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/ken-doll-naked5.jpg[/img]

this is sad. how does peeing through your anus works by the way :confused:

[QUOTE=Sad.;18134642]this is sad. how does peeing through your anus works by the way :confused:[/QUOTE] It's like diarrhea.

[QUOTE=furious_d;18134630]this is exactly why I believe in abortion. This kid is gonna have such a rough life. No thumb, no ear, nonfunctional eyelids and no penis. Why would you put your child through all this torment?[/QUOTE] How is abortion relevant? They didn't know and couldn't know that he would be born with these defects.

He's going to get shit up his urethra. Infection ahoy.

[QUOTE=MS-DOS4;18134696]He's going to get shit up his urethra. Infection ahoy.[/QUOTE] Pun intended?

The fuck is this Sankuka Complex site? People keep posting fucked up shit from there, it's probably fake.

[QUOTE=smurfy;18134711]The fuck is this Sankuka Complex site? People keep posting fucked up shit from there, it's probably fake.[/QUOTE] Um, the pictures are pretty much real.

Definitely a photoshopped pic :D

[QUOTE=Stene;18134759]Definitely a photoshopped pic :D[/QUOTE] Sarcasm?

We shall call him Semenya.

[QUOTE=JJ Webby;18134389]Didn't anyone else think a girl pissed out their ass when they were young?[/QUOTE] This

I feel bad for him. He probably also has mental problems (which would be better for him since he won't really know how bad he has it). Although it would be another major burden for the family as well. Wouldn't it suck though that the doctors made the wrong choice and the kid hits puberty and grows boobs?

[QUOTE=Edthefirst;18134912]I feel bad for him. He probably also has mental problems (which would be better for him since he won't really know how bad he has it). Although it would be another major burden for the family as well. Wouldn't it suck though that the doctors made the wrong choice and the kid hits puberty and grows boobs?[/QUOTE] Yep.