• Look what came out of my nose!
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So this was all a bit of a shock and a bit random, so I'm not sure where to start. Essentially, I woke up for school yesterday morning as normal, and was in the bathroom getting ready as I always do. While looking in the mirror in my horrendously tired and feeble state I could feel something odd about my nose, although I had no idea what. Let's just get this clear: I'm not a coke addict or anything like that and an odd nose feeling in the morning isn't normal. Anyway, I *sort of* pathetically sneezed, thinking it was just one of those times when you need to sneeze but cant, but to my horror when I opened my eyes to look in the mirror again there was what looked like a tiny piece of bloody string hanging out my nose, probably 1-2cm in length. I pulled at it to try and get it off, at which point I uncovered one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen in my life. It honestly looked like a cross between the loch ness monster and a monkfish. While pulling it out, I could feel it touching the back of my nose, which was horrible. Overall, it was approximately 3.5 inches in length. NSFW: [media][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZIKIi.jpg[/IMG][/media] tl:dr, black shit came out of my nose, took pics
you should eat it
You should call a doctor?
district 9
stick it in your pooper [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shit Post" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
may be a mold infection
Wow, that's horrible - maybe you should put it back in?
[QUOTE=geogzm;28674711]district 9[/QUOTE] He's turning into a fucking prawn.
The text itself made me feel sick, so I doubt i'd bother with the image.
[QUOTE=MildlyMad;28674741]Wow, that's horrible - maybe you should put it back in?[/QUOTE] I'm a doctor and I advocate this
This is just a big blob of gore, no worries (apparently gore is the word for dried blood? Okay). So it's just a real fucking bad nosebleed. You know what, go see a doctor.
That happened to me when I had some serious nose bleeding. I was fine afterwards, no need to worry unless the problem persists.
Sounds like you had a nosebleed before you woke up. That's nothing but a bit of coagulated blood. Not really thread worth to be honest.
Nose tumor
lmao have none of you seriously had a nosebleed before?
Does it jiggle?
Meh. Hey, if you're lucky, you might have sneezed out a tumor! :buddy: Also, no cliffhanger titles because I nearly didn't click on these in the fear that it was a pic of your dump.
Eat it.
eat it
[QUOTE=icemaz;28674838]Eat it.[/QUOTE]
fuck
Looks like a wasp.
spread it on some toast and you got breakfast
eat it
Are you feeling a bit slow, maybe semi retarded?
it looks like a fucking insect in that picture :ohdear:
Damn, that's weird. I'd seriously go to a doctor, or at least show your parents.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;28674801]lmao have none of you seriously had a nosebleed before?[/QUOTE] No
Insert into urethra. Masturbate. See what comes out THEN
Reminds me of the time i sneezed while chewing gum. I sneezed, and gum came out onto my hand; it was white, and I forgot I had been chewing it, so I thought I sneezed out part of my brain. :P
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