Never fucking do this, ever, trust me

[pretender17]

1. Strip down so that you're naked.
2. Microwave (or use a stove if you're feeling really daring) a bowl full of water for about 8 minutes.
3. Dip your balls and/or penis into the hot water.

NEVER FUCKING DO THAT, EVER! Trust me on this one.

Note: If you decide to be a dumbass and try this, then I recommend you have some kind of anti-burn cream and an ice pack around. I take no responsibility for your stupid ass.

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[Nurdock]

I thought this was common knowledge.

[A big fat ass]

I am going to do it just to spite you.

[fw0p]

funny thread 9/10

[Chickens!]

Thanks OP you saved my Balls on this one.

[Xonax]

What about cold water?

[WarRage]

You are just pretending

[TehWoodPcker]

2 same posts?
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1074686-Never-do-this-ever-trust-me?p=28914939#post28914939[/url]

[blazingfly]

:v:

The microwave will heat the water, but because the water is not heated 'violently', no bubbles will form.

As soon as your balls hit the water, your dick becomes the nucleation site for water that could be over 100C.

You'd need an anti-burn magic potion for that kinda damage.

[MasterQuief]

you're a fucking idiot and you're not funny

[Zolofto]

You joined today to tell us that? Thanks man, you're a real hero.

[BenJammin']

And now I know....

[img]http://blog.mattalgren.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/knowing-is-half-the-battle.jpg[/img]

[Arc Nova]

Never fucking make a thread again, ever, trust me

[Nurdock]

I heard using bengay soothes the pain.

[Chickens!]

[QUOTE=Arc Nova;28915115]Never fucking make a thread again, ever, trust me[/QUOTE]

Tips from the master.