[B]Are you tired of being known as the kid with no style? Do you even know what style is? Well your in luck, this thread is going to turn you from a nerd to a respected suave stylin', no BS ,mother fucker.[/B]
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Some members may have found out about Facepunch through friends, steam, or by themselves but most of us are here because of our love Garry's Mod. Now because this site was founded from a video game I'm going to make the assumption that a few of you are sort of lacking in the style department. If you are one of these people then don't be sad, it probably wasn't your fault, how do you learn something if you have never been taught? This thread is also for people who think they are sharp but are not. This thread is primarily for people who are older than 15.
[B][Use this thread with Mavericks love advice thread for maximum pussy/dick getting results][/B]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1062850-Maverick-s-Love-Relationship-Social-Advice-Megathread[/url]
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[I]So this thread is just for clothes?[/I]
No to be [I]sharp[/I] you need the whole package, that includes but not limited too
Hair
Facial Hair
Clothes
Teeth
Smell
Accessories
Body
[I]How do I use this thread?[/I]
First off let me say i'm not an expert though I would like to think I know or thing or two.
Basically you guys ask questions about if something looks good and other members can answer them. You can post picture of things that you wear or your new hairstyles or whatever and other members can comment on them.
[I]Is there anything that wouldn't be good idea to post?[/I]
The thing about fashion and style is it's pretty subjective, a lot like music. Everyone has their own style and their idea of what good style is. So arguments are bound to happen. That being said what I and most people hate is when someone comes into this thread posts a picture of themselves wearing their shit awful clothes and then getting mad when they get told it's shit. They will usually say things like, [I]"well i don't care what you people think, I dress the way I want"[/I] or [I]"I don't give a shit if people think having a tattoo on my head or 20 piercings on my nose looks retarded."[/I] If you are one of these people who post in a thread about style then argue about how they don't care about what other people think, then save us the trouble and just don't post ok?
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Basics for guys:
[B]Hair-[/B] Shorter is almost always better. Now I'm not saying that you have to get a buzz-cut or military cut but just a shorter cut that fits your face. If your chubby you may have been told that having longer hair will make you face appear thinner, even if that is true that doesn't change the fact, girls would rather have a chubby guy who looks like he has good hygiene then one with long greasy hair. That goes for thinner people too. Don't be afraid to expirment with gels and pomade. Spike your hair a little in the bangs, give you hair some texture. American Crew has some really good products for that.
[url]http://coolmenshair.com/2008/04/choosing-right-hairstyle-for-your-face.html[/url]
[B]Facial Hair-[/B] If you underage and can only grow little pathetic stubble then just go ahead and shave it.
[url]http://www.askmen.com/fashion/fashiontip_300/354_fashion_advice.html[/url]
[B]Teeth-[/B]Just brush your teeth and floss too.If you really hate brushing your teeth get a battery operated spin brush, it really makes it easier and it exposed to clean like 5x better or something. If you want even whiter teeth and can't go to the dentist for a whiting try Crest White Strips, their kinda spendy but worth it
[url]http://www.amazon.com/Crest-White-Advanced-Whitestrips-14-Count/dp/B001OOLLVS[/url]
[B]Smell[/B] Unless you are 13 years old the Axe Body Spray just aint gonna cut it anymore. Spending 30-50 dollar on a quality bottle a cologne is a lot better then spending 20 bucks on a shit one. To apply cologne just spray once on your wrist and then rub the back of your neck.
[url]http://www.askmen.com/fashion/trends/17_fashion_men.html[/url]
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Here on some links to clothing websites and shit
[url]http://www.karmaloop.com/[/url]
[url]http://dustylumber.com/[/url] Sweet as clothing made by members of Facepunch
[url]http://www.fly53store.com/[/url] They have some awesome graphic tees and accessories
[url]http://www.6pm.com/[/url] Has a huge variety of brands and styles
[url]http://shop.pacsun.com/home.jsp[/url] If your into skate/surf brands
[url]http://www.drjays.com/[/url] Hip hop/black style clothing
[url]http://americanapparel.net/[/url] Huge variety of womens and mens clothing, a lot fabric and color choices
[url]http://www.topman.com[/url] Great gay friendly site
[url]https://www.jackthreads.com/[/url] A hidden gem full a great deals and sweet clothes
[url]www.hatclub.com[/url] Hats and more hats
H&M have nice winter stuff. Their summer clothes are a bit too hipstery for my taste though.
[url]http://www.hm.com/us/[/url]
Also Kenneth Cole always has some nice things
[url]http://www.kennethcole.com/home/index.jsp[/url]
Zara is decent
[url]http://www.zara.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/worldwide[/url]
And Express Men has some nice dress shirts
[url]http://www.express.com/for-him.sec[/url]
Also if you live in the middle of nowhere, try these places.
[url]http://www.bluefly.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.yoox.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.revolveclothing.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.karmaloop.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.zappos.com/[/url]
You should put Karmaloop on there.
What's the fine line between being "sharp" and being a douche?
[QUOTE=Blanketspace;28309433]What's the fine line between being "sharp" and being a douche?[/QUOTE]
Whether you dress well or not
trivia: the first one of these was made for me
[editline]27th February 2011[/editline]
and it didn't work
I have long hair that I take good care of and girls love it.
[QUOTE=Dark Descent;28309588]I have long hair that I take good care of and girls love it.[/QUOTE]
if you're so good with the ladies what are you doing on facepunch
The 3 acceptable facial hair styles are clean shaven, viking beard, and 19th century capitalist moustache.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28309698]The 3 acceptable facial hair styles are clean shaven, viking beard, and 19th century capitalist moustache.[/QUOTE]
Goatees need not apply.
[QUOTE=Thirteen;28309258]it exposed to clean like 5x better or something.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/3482j3m.png[/IMG]
Things are coming together.
[editline]26th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Blanketspace;28309735]Goatees need not apply.[/QUOTE]
Goatees are only allowed if you're someone's evil alternate universe projection
What about muttonchops? Those can look amazing on a man of a certain age.
I want 4 inch plastic rims for my glasses, is that hip
[QUOTE=Blanketspace;28309812]What about muttonchops? Those can look amazing on a man of a certain age.[/QUOTE]
Are you the reincarnation of a Civil War era general? If so, GO RIGHT AHEAD!
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28309833]Are you the reincarnation of a Civil War era general? If so, GO RIGHT AHEAD![/QUOTE]
As much as I trust your facial hair related expertise, I have to question your anti-muttonchop bias.
I'm not anti-mutton chop. You just have to be a Civil War general to pull it off properly. Let me have my good friend Ambrose Burnside explain it to you. Ambrose?
[IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/210n681.jpg[/IMG]
Thanks, bro.
prime example of how to make your mutton chops look terrible
this is how to have mutton chops
[img]http://gyazo.com/0516e9ed22cbb625cccda2f72e8a2aaf.png[/img]
[IMG]http://gyazo.com/0516e9ed22cbb625cccda2f72e8a2aaf.png%3Cb%3E[/IMG]
If I actually met anyone with muttonchops I'd assume they were a pedophile.
unless they're like some posh old guy
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28309917]I'm not anti-mutton chop. You just have to be a Civil War general to pull it off properly. Let me have my good friend Ambrose Burnside explain it to you. Ambrose?
Thanks, bro.[/QUOTE]
You're leaving out lumberjacks and Wolverine.
[b]More websites[/b]
H&M have nice winter stuff. Their summer clothes are a bit too hipstery for my taste though.
[url]http://www.hm.com/us/[/url]
Also Kenneth Cole always has some nice things
[url]http://www.kennethcole.com/home/index.jsp[/url]
Zara is decent
[url]http://www.zara.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/worldwide[/url]
And Express Men has some nice dress shirts
[url]http://www.express.com/for-him.sec[/url]
Also if you live in the middle of nowhere, try these places.
[url]http://www.bluefly.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.yoox.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.revolveclothing.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.karmaloop.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.zappos.com/[/url]
Also, moving my watch post to here.
:siren: [b]Watches[/b] :siren:
Also here's a list of good fashionable watch brands that aren't low quality and you can assure yourself that you're spending good money when you buy from them.
Be prepared to make your wallet cry when it comes to watches. Don't buy it a digital unless you need it for a specific purpose. Also, leather straps are superior for 85% of outfits and chronographs usually don't look as good if you're wearing your watch with a tshirt and jeans.
TW Steel - [url]http://www.twsteel.com/[/url]
I have a CE 1032, it's fantastic.
[img_thumb]http://www.twsteelstore.com/img/700y/CE1032.png[/img_thumb]
Diesel - [url]http://store.dieseltimeframes.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/HomeView?langId=-1&storeId=33053&catalogId=21503&N=0[/url]
Nixon - [url]http://www.nixonnow.com/[/url]
Omega - [url]http://www.omegawatches.com/[/url]
Tag Heuer - [url]http://us.tagheuer.com/[/url]
Tissot - [url]http://www.tissot.ch/?mod_communication[/url]
Swatch - [url]http://www.swatch.com/index.html[/url]
Oris - [url]http://www.oris.ch/home.aspx[/url]
Skagen - [url]http://www.skagen.com/chooseRegion.fx[/url]
U-Boat Italy - They're standard watch is $3,000 USD, so, this is a bit too expensive for everyday people.
[url]http://www.uboatwatch.it/[/url]
Breitling - They don't have a website.
Also, here's a gem of a brand if you're a bit nerdy but you still want to dress well.
Puljot
[img_thumb]http://www.h-spot.net/watches/poljot_aviator.jpg[/img_thumb]
You can find Puljot Aviators on ebay for 100-400 dollars. They're pretty nice looking and they have some history behind them. Puljot was founded under orders from Stalin himself in 1930. That'll be a pretty cool conversation topic.
[QUOTE=Blanketspace;28309973]You're leaving out lumberjacks and Wolverine.[/QUOTE]
Wolverine looks stupid and lumberjacks are Canadian
[QUOTE=Masala Chai;28309959]If I actually met anyone with muttonchops I'd assume they were a pedophile.
unless they're like some posh old guy[/QUOTE]
That doesn't even make sense, pedophiles don't have muttonchops. I don't get this thing where people act like looking unusual in any way means you're a pedophile. Yalls need a new punchline!
Wait, there were two threads before this?
Oh look. It's drake again.
[QUOTE=Goofa;28309954]prime example of how to make your mutton chops look terrible
this is how to have mutton chops
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/0516e9ed22cbb625cccda2f72e8a2aaf.png[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/0516e9ed22cbb625cccda2f72e8a2aaf.png%3Cb%3E[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Wolverine has nothing on this master of the facial follicle.
[IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/2135flx.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Dark Descent;28309588]I have long hair that I take good care of and girls love it.[/QUOTE]
There's a difference between girls loving it and finding it attractive. The majority of the time, girls prefer shorter haircuts.
Not saying there aren't guys who can pull it off, just as a general rule it's true.
Oh Puma also has some cool stuff, if you're into colorful/sporty stuff
[url]http://www.puma.com/[/url]
Also Shoes; In my opinion, Earthtone colored sneakers are the best for everyday stuff, since they're good with anything and look fine. That's just me though.
Some shoes;
Adidas Sambas/Campus - Come in a ton of variations. The standard Sambas have a huge showlip and come in black & white. Campuses come in alot of colors and have a normal sized show lip. Here's a tip though, Sambas with the small showlip and different colors can be found, usually not at up to date Adidas stores. I found a my pair of Brown Sambas at a Nordstroms.
Here's a picture I just took.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2011-02-26_18-29-32.088_.jpg[/img]
Puma Roma's - Can be found in many shapes and sizes and colors.
[img]http://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/P11050937.jpg[/img]
Vans Slip Ons - Not my thing, but yea.
[img]http://www.sneakerstoboots.com/vans/4745-vans-slip-on-black-m.jpg[/img]
Onitsuka Tigers
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GAa_96pUN3w/SQsE6f_Q7nI/AAAAAAAAADc/9n5JeIBQEMg/s320/50241-onitsuka-tiger-mexico-66-olive-white-m.jpg[/img]
Converse Jack Purcell's
[img]http://www.shoes.com/ProductImages/Shoes_iA06247.jpg[/img]
That's all I can think of for now.
Edit: Bandwagon Dumbs :v:
[QUOTE=that1dude24;28310373]There's a difference between girls loving it and finding it attractive. The majority of the time, girls prefer shorter haircuts.
[b]Not saying there aren't guys who can pull it off[/b], just as a general rule it's true.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, them I'm actually in fashion terms "pulling it off". :fuckyou:
Loadsa t shirts: [url]http://www.digitalgravel.com/[/url]
Loadsa hats: [url]http://www.craniumfitteds.com/[/url]
Loadsa shoes (note that it isn't a store): [url]http://www.sneakerfreaker.com/[/url]
digitalgravel and karmaloop are very similar, these sites are good if you want to keep an "urban" look
My hair goes poofy, so while my hair is long, it doesn't [i]look[/i] long. I can't pull off short hair.
[QUOTE=that1dude24;28310373]There's a difference between girls loving it and finding it attractive. The majority of the time, girls prefer shorter haircuts.
Not saying there aren't guys who can pull it off, just as a general rule it's true.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, there's a big difference between "omigod pls go out with me" and "omigod I LOVE your hair"
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