So i plan on holding a pool party at my house next wednesday. The thing is is that i live in a townhouse and the pool is public to the people who live in that private area. I want the party to only have my friends and I there and no one else. How do i make other people not come in? Oh btw I also plan on getting that poon if you know what i mean? Should i keep everyone outside and only let certain people in? (My bestfriend and his girlfriend, whichever chick i wanna bone ).
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baby ruth bar in the pool.
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Ok in all honesty, just dont invite anyone else. Simple as that.
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wait it's public eh?
call you land lord and ask to reserve it.
you're not getting any pussy and you're 10 years old
go to chuckie cheese or smth
Make it a block party.
Chicks dig men who can throw huge and awesome parties.
If you have your party there, most other people will feel to awkward to be there while your party+guests are there.
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go to chuckie cheese or smth[/QUOTE]
woah woah woah woah!
Chuck E Cheese is badass.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;20788403]woah woah woah woah!
Chuck E Cheese is badass.[/QUOTE]
i kno thats why i suggested it
Dress as policeman, tape pool off stating it's a crime scene, have friends show up dressed as CSI's then all jump into the pool and swim stating that you must swim to find the evidence you need and if they question why you are having fun tell them it is a good stress reliever for this type of job.
Ask your neighbour hood?
"Oh btw I also plan on getting that poon if you know what i mean?"
that was the funniest thing I've read all day
[QUOTE=lum1naire;20788411]i kno thats why i suggested it[/QUOTE]
but you're inviting the 10 year old there too!
[QUOTE=mysteryman;20788434]but you're inviting the 10 year old there too![/QUOTE]
ya shoot sum hoops!!
[QUOTE=KurlsandGirls;20788364] Oh btw I also plan on getting that poon if you know what i mean?[/QUOTE]
Hahahahahahaha no. Real life is nothing like the porn you spend all day watching.
If you wanted to come off as not being 10 by calling vagina "poon" and saying you're going to "bone" a "girl", congratulations, you failed miserably.
yea i have like 6 different types of trojan condoms.- Our OP, who is a virgin.
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Get some poon bro.
Invite some ugly people so your the only not ugly guy.
gET SOME POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
How much Poon gonna be there?
Get some big friends to stand by the gates and not let in the people you don't want in.
[QUOTE=Predat0r;20788824]Get some big friends to stand by the gates and not let in the people you don't want in.[/QUOTE]
You actually have to have friends to do this.
Don't get a boner getting out of the pool or you'll look like a complete fool.
walk around naked
nobody is going to go to your party
can i go to your party
can i come? I'll bring my herd of super hot lady giraffes
[b]WOW FUCK YOU SIR POOPS ALOT I ASKED FIRST[/b]
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