Kim Jong-un inspects KPA's latest state-of-the-art military technology - Polidicks

[img]http://imgkk.com/i/u23g.jpg[/img] [img]http://imgkk.com/i/xpjq.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/03/25/a-photo-that-makes-north-korea-look-a-lot-less-scary/[/url] [quote]Take the above photo, just released by North Korean state media from leader Kim Jong Un’s big trip to visit Unit 1501 of the Korean People’s Army, which is reportedly developing new and exciting military technology. Now, it’s possible that this computer – encased in a giant metal box, looking very retro – does something amazing. But note some of the environmental details: the dining room chair, the consumer desktop keyboard and Logitech mouse. None of those really scream “advanced military computing technology” so much as they suggest “we should put an old Dell in this metal box to show to Dear Leader.”[/quote]

Those computers look ancient.

Heh, trackballs...

I, for the life of me, cannot figure out what the bottom picture is. Off-Topic: Those military men have campaign ribbons on. What campaigns were they in?

O shit guys our tech is bad.

now this dear leader is a 4 stroke lawn mower engine and that is a soda bottle cut in half

I bet that they are not even digital computers just analog ones because they look so old.

im currently running a rig that's most likely more advanced than the state of the art military tech in North Korea and what's great is that everyone else here is too

"You see Dear Leader, these switches will allow you to operate with maximum efficiency in Starcraft."

[QUOTE=Amez;40049844]"You see Dear Leader, these switches will allow you to operate with maximum efficiency in Starcraft."[/QUOTE] "But can it play Doom?"

that computer looks like a piano with a computer keyboard in front

Kim Jong-Un looking at MS-DOS

Okay, that computer picture made me imagine this happening. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JluiwUs2EM&t=0m30s[/url]

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;40049819]Off-Topic: Those military men have campaign ribbons on. What campaigns were they in?[/QUOTE] Why, the only important campaigns for the great military might of the north! Propagandizing our own starving people into starving more and attacking the imperialist pigs, off course! But no, really, probably hand-me-downs from the Korean War that their parents gave to them, I guess?

All their stuff always looks so cheap. Bare concrete, tiles, monotone paint. It's like leftovers from the 40s.

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;40049819]I, for the life of me, cannot figure out what the bottom picture is.[/QUOTE] Coolermaster's latest heatsink.

"So your saying Windows XP is the next big thing huh?"

How can the west compete against North Korea's glorious technological might?

We probably have smart phones more efficient than that big box.

Ah, this is the computer with wich they edited that picture with the hovercraft.

They probably think that its advanced compared to everyone else. Remember kids, when you're a secretive nation it works both ways. The world is secretive to you.

You know what I've always wondered? What those generals write into those little notepads that they have.

Hah, my parents use that exact same mouse.

Also, did anyone else notice the creepy little kid in the background of the first picture? Or is that some officer that has never eaten an ounce of food since he joined the army?

[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;40050893]Hah, my parents use that exact same mouse.[/QUOTE] Are your parents also North Korean spies?

[QUOTE=agentalexandre;40051030]Are your parents also North Korean spies?[/QUOTE]I'll have to ask them.

[QUOTE=Amez;40050808]You know what I've always wondered? What those generals write into those little notepads that they have.[/QUOTE] They write down what the dear leader wants on his glorious pizza.

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;40049819] Off-Topic: Those military men have campaign ribbons on. What campaigns were they in?[/QUOTE] This ribbon is for praising [b]both[/b] our Great, Eternal Leaders. This ribbon is for matching Kim Jong Un's footsteps. This ribbon is for standing up first when Dear Leader enters the room. This ribbon is for being seated last and being the last man to clap for Dear Leader.

[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/83454840/Images/Untitled-1232.jpg[/IMG] is that a ship in the background?

[QUOTE=The golden;40050078]Don't you be mockin' my trackball. I'll throw the ball at you. Trust me, it hurts.[/QUOTE] They're even more fun on a shop floor.