In this guide I will teach you how to successfully make your own religion!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpyZh7DnMk8[/media]
No examples and spelling mistakes make this a boring movie.
[QUOTE=Headcrabz V2;17466064]In this guide I will teach you how to successfully make your own religion!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpyZh7DnMk8[/media][/QUOTE]
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Sorry, I don't want to look like a crazy hobo.
[QUOTE=Fangz;17467352]Sorry, I don't want to look like a crazy hobo.[/QUOTE]
when he said "Go stand on a street corner" i think something in my head pictured a strange crazy man with a sign on his front and back saying "JOIN MY FUCKING RELIGEON OR MY MONKEY-DOG-GOD WILL KILL YOU!"
This is all wrong, you're supposed to have 12 hight priests/followers/disciples/brothers.
i have a religion
there is no god
there is no "Special people"
there is no right
there is no wrong
you are who you are
if you try to be somebody you are not, you are just proving that you're an idiot
[QUOTE=IRN Zombie;17467566]i have a religion
there is no god
there is no "Special people"
there is no right
there is no wrong
you are who you are
if you try to be somebody you are not, you are just proving that you're an idiot[/QUOTE]
My religion is better than yours.
God is an apegoat who tried to use his powers to advance fellow apegoats into sentience. This backfired causing all the apegoats to go into a mindless rampage. Satan however, is a huge ass eagle that got the apegoats attention by flying above them and teasing them because they couldn't get to him. Satan then showed them what God was trying to do to them and offered them a trade. Wings for goatness, they didn't like what god did at all and gave up their goatness for satan. Satan tricked them however and gave them nothing in return. We now rule this planet still going on a mindless rampage while Satan laughs at how he stole our goatness and left us as apes. God on the other hand, Satan knocked that prick off a huge mountain.
[QUOTE=IRN Zombie;17467566]i have a religion
there is no god
there is no "Special people"
there is no right
there is no wrong
you are who you are
if you try to be somebody you are not, you are just proving that you're an idiot[/QUOTE]
But I thought I was [i]speshul.[/i]
It's funny because that's how real religions got started!
Except Scientology
step 7 should be kill all
Good idea.
This could very easily have been text rather than a boring video.
It would still be stupid, but at least it wouldn't be such a waste of YouTube's precious bandwidth.
Waste of YouTube's precious bandwidth BWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no
Get out and never come back.
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