• Suicide bummer — Jihadi hid explosives up his backside.
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[QUOTE]A TALIBAN suicide bomber tried to blow up a high-ranking Afghan official by detonating explosives hidden up his bum. Spy chief Asadullah Khalid was aware that murdering jihadists had previously carried out attacks by hiding bombs in turbans. So before meeting a visitor who said he had important information – he made the man strip completely naked. After being given the all clear from bodyguards – the guest was allowed to meet Mr Khalid, the head of Afghanistan’s National Directorate of Security. But as he entered the room he blew up. The blast killed the hitman outright, and Mr Khalid suffered stomach injuries[/QUOTE] Source- [url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4962443/suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-bum.html#ixzz2Vojulf2L[/url] Bad way to go.
72 virgins being male is a lot more appetizing I guess if you have a loose asshole.
maybe he just had to shit really bad
[QUOTE=No_0ne;40970511]maybe he just had to shit really bad[/QUOTE] Explosive diarrhea.
Explosive diarrhea. Edit: Damn
Yeah I know how he feels, fucking chili burritos are devious things. Tasty but allah, jesus, buddha and whoever you worship, may have mercy upon you if your stomach can't handle it.
He laughed and he laughed.. "and Mr Khalid suffered stomach injuries"
The bomber may have been more successful if he had trained harder. I can't imagine laying in a taliban anal prep room getting explosives shoved up my ass, then given the detonator to fart someone to death.
I hope he at least said pull my finger
I feel weird knowing this has happened before.
[QUOTE=GreenLeaf;40970561]He laughed and he laughed.. "and Mr Khalid suffered stomach injuries"[/QUOTE] He probably laughed at the news too hard and pulled a muscle "He what?" "You mean he anally violated himself with a bomb and he didn't land a scratch on me? Hahaha"
[QUOTE]So before meeting a visitor who said he had important information – he made the man strip completely naked. A spokesman for the group said: "We can't reveal the secret because we may use these tactics again in the future." [/QUOTE] Good advertising campaign for the Taliban. I'm sure we'll see a surge in suicide bombers.
A bomb going off inside someone would be pretty fucking gruesome, guaranteed to mentally scar the victim even if you fuck it up like this :v:
So how did he set it off? Did he squeeze his anus or something? There must have been practice, and the Taliban disprove of homosexuality. Hrmm....
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;40970597]I feel weird knowing this has happened before.[/QUOTE] Are you thinking of that underwear bomber?
[QUOTE=scout1;40970772]So how did he set it off? Did he squeeze his anus or something? There must have been practice, and the Taliban disprove of homosexuality. Hrmm....[/QUOTE] Maybe there was a second person watching him go in from a distance controlling it
What a pain in the arse....
Was he really going to blow it out his ass?
Thanks a lot fucker. Now we're going to have TSA agents sticking their hands up our arses.
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