There's a baby deer in my backyard - General

Hello all, as you may have discovered, there's a baby deer in my backyard. It looks pretty young. I don't think the poor thing can even walk :( Were not touching it or anything 'else the mom won't take it back. If it's still there around 10-11 PM were getting a friend of ours to take it in and care for it. He's raised about three deers so it will be in good hands. Pictures for Content. (Thumbed) [IMG_THUMB]http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6427/dsc00335fa.jpg[/IMG_THUMB] [IMG_THUMB]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6452/dsc00336g.jpg[/IMG_THUMB] Also, what should it be called? :smile: K im gonna update pictures on him every so often [editline]gfdg[/editline] It's called bambi noaw [editline]sfgdsf[/editline] Hey its awake now [img_thumb]http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4759/dsc00337e.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1244/dsc00338lc.jpg[/img_thumb]

We didn't discover it, you did. So.. Maybe it's sick.

Beat its skull in with a shovel like that lady did on the news

Name him Thomas Mc'Graw.

call it bambie

[QUOTE=JerryK;22031236]We didn't discover it, you did. So..[/QUOTE] Just saying, Any creative names or suggestions are available is all.

Looks tasty.

Cut him up and put him in a cup of noodles.

[QUOTE=Comcastic;22031266]Cut him up and put him in a cup of noodles.[/QUOTE] Noodles don't mix well with deer meat. You can either grill it or cut it up into thin strips and fry it for a sandwich. Both ways turn out very delicious.

You gonna eat that? If not, can I have it?

Bamby

Take a steaming dump on its chest

Think about the venison steaks, and jerky. Shoot Bambi!

[QUOTE=JerryK;22031293]Noodles don't mix well with deer meat. You can either grill it or cut it up into thin strips and fry it for a sandwich. Both ways turn out very delicious.[/QUOTE] Tru dat.

D'awwwwwwww :h:

Venison is fucking delicious.

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;22031319]Think about the venison steaks, and jerky. Shoot Bambi![/QUOTE] It's true. Deer is fucking delicious.

I don't think the baby deer has much meat on him/her. It's very small

Tomorrow's thread: I'm selling deer meat in my backyard

There was a dead baby deer in my grandparents backyard a few years back, was creepy... It died staring at the back door.

Name it garry. :smug:

[QUOTE=Ncccookiees;22031420]Name it garry. :smug:[/QUOTE] then shoot it :smug:

[QUOTE=Valdor;22031413]There was a dead baby deer in my grandparents backyard a few years back, was creepy... It died staring at the back door.[/QUOTE] At first i thought it was dead, but before that i thought it was a clump of leaves and i almost ran that deer over when i was mowing the lawn not to long ago

[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;22031434]At first i thought it was dead, but before that i thought it was a clump of leaves and i almost ran that deer over when i was mowing the lawn not to long ago[/QUOTE] Thats how you get it grounded. Delicious!

Looks fine. If it was sick it would have green muck coming from it's nose ,and eyes ,but it looks in very good condition. What probably happened was its mother got separated/lost ,and was already too late to look for it.

That deer looks pretty tasty. :smug:

Due to the fact that I very literally live in the middle of a forest in Washington, I see deer everyday. I've even seen he in pacs of 8. I'll show some pictures once I get on my computer. posting on my archos 605 lawl

He's probably dead. You should eat him.

Let it grow, then eat it. Deer is dear in the shops.

shoot it acquire deer jerky.