• Gayniggers from Outer Space
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[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2103/2175691813_00f354ee15.jpg[/img] Ladies and gentlemen, most of you that entered this thread clicked out of curiosity and now that you're here, you're probably like "what the fuck is this shit" and I am just about to tell you what the fuck this shit is. This film, Gayniggers from Outer Space, is possibly one of the greatest films to ever be created within our lifetime... Fuck your Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. Fuck your Pulp Fictions and your Clockwork Oranges. This is a true classic, something that you kids obviously wouldn't understand. Award winning cast, soundtrack, storyline. [b]THIS FILM HAS IT ALL[/b] You may be asking yourselves, "what is this brilliant film about?". All I'm going to say is.... Fuck the Bible, this is the greatest story ever told. [quote=Plot]It tells the story of a group of intergalactic homosexual black men from the planet "Anus" who discover the presence of female creatures on planet Earth. Using guns which shoot deadly rays, they proceed to eliminate females one by one from Earth, which ensures them the ecstatic gratitude of the previously oppressed male population.[1] Before leaving the planet, they leave behind a "Gay Ambassador" to educate the Earthlings about their new way of life. Gayniggers from Outer Space begins as a black-and-white film, but later turns to color. According to Lindberg, this was a "dramatic special effect" to illustrate "the world being freed from vicious women[/quote] This film also has an extensive list of [b]award winning actors straight from Hollywood[/b] that we all know and love such as [quote=Cast]Bryan F. Gower as Prvt. R.J. Bootysniffer, a very gay rapper from the planet Detroit Coco P. Dalbert as ArmAnAss, a recent graduate of Gay Agent school, seeking the Mark of the Brown Ring and with it the status of a "True" Gaynigger (Coco P. Dalbert received top billing because he dubbed his own lines) Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick, an experienced and wise leader Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo, an expert at genetic manipulation Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls, a space technician who has served with Captain B many years Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul, the German speaking chief engineer Johnny Conny as The Gay Ambassador [/quote] After seeing that amazing list of cast members playing those brilliant roles, you must be saying to yourselves [b]"I WANNA WATCH THIS SHIT"[/b]. It is your lucky day because I have found a streaming copy on Vimeo for you cheap bastards that won't go to your local Best Buys and Tescos to pick it up for a couple bucks.... [url]http://vimeo.com/1720694[/url] -Part 1 [url]http://vimeo.com/1720696[/url] -Part 2 [url]http://vimeo.com/1720745[/url] -Part 3 I urge you all to see this film because it definitely is one of my favorites and given the chance, it'll be the same for you.
The scene with the body transformation is pretty awesome.
Seen it, possibly one of the best movies ever.
I thought this was going to be about some cheesy porn at first.
Op is the movie
#2 favorite movie, above there will be blood and behind a clockwork orange
i saw this years ago it was gay literaly [i]gay[/i] best movie ever
I thought this was a troll post. Doesn't sound that bad. [editline]08:03PM[/editline] Wait, just re-read the title aloud. I must be crazy.
This is [i]fucking incredible.[/i]
What the hell did i just watch? It was a good [b]gay[/b] movie.
I was expecting a ban-me, but... :geno: Just :geno: .
I guess it was only time before someone made this
This is a great film. I laughed constantly through all 27 minutes. Been my favorite movie for years
That movie wins.
i watched this film on google videos i was like what the fuck is this
[quote]Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls, a space technician who has served with Captain B many years[/quote] they didn't even try to make that sound like a real name.
Gonna watch this shit tomorrow.
This is awesome.
Watched this on netflix. It is very odd I must say.
Gonna watch this.
[B]BTW[/B] these people dont sound like my black borthrers.
This film is almost a guilty pleasure.
Is that the guy in the wheelchair from Oz?
This sounds like a Big Brotha Thunda movie. he DOES make space movies after all.
I most definitely wanna watch this shit... nigga.
This has been on my "top 10 movies I haven't seen, but wanna see before I die" list ever since I found out about its existence 2 years ago.
I love this movie to death. [editline]11:38PM[/editline] captain beatdick
This is one of my favorite movies that i can't tell anyone about.
I feel like going around my school recommending to people I don't know to watch this movie.
That was awesome.
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