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A farmer in northern Egypt says his cow has given birth to a two-headed calf that he calls a "divine miracle."
Sobhy el-Ganzoury said Saturday it took two hours and much pulling to deliver the rare calf. He said the difficult birth has weakened the calf's legs.
El-Ganzoury said the veterinarian informed him that the calf, which was born this week, is now in stable condition and is expected to survive. He said he intends to keep the animal as a reminder that "God is able to do anything."
The calf still can't stand up because of its heavy heads and weak legs, and is being fed her mother's milk with a baby bottle.
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CAIRO (AP) — A farmer in northern Egypt says his cow has given birth to a two-headed calf that he calls a "divine miracle."
Sobhy el-Ganzoury said Saturday it took two hours and much pulling to deliver the rare calf. He said the difficult birth has weakened the calf's legs.
El-Ganzoury said the veterinarian informed him that the calf, which was born this week, is now in stable condition and is expected to survive. He said he intends to keep the animal as a reminder that "God is able to do anything."
The calf still can't stand up because of its heavy heads and weak legs, and is being fed her mother's milk with a baby bottle.[/release]
I can already see this pun thread headed in the wrong direction.
That's kind of cool in an odd way
It's a Brahmin!
It can suck your dick [i]and[/i] lick your asshole, at the same time!
Was that a pun?
they should clone it
Aww, it looks sweet!
[QUOTE=TheMercWithAMouth;23105871]It's a Brahmin![/QUOTE]
Time for a nice Brahmin Steak!
This isn't news nor a miracle. When my granddad worked as a butcher, he often got two headed cows in the door.
[QUOTE=the-dutch-guy;23105929]Time for a nice Brahmin Steak![/QUOTE]
Finally! I can enjoy my Brahmin steak without all that pesky radiation.
[QUOTE=acon5;23105975]Finally! I can enjoy my Brahmin steak without all that pesky radiation.[/QUOTE]
+5 HP and no rads hell yeah!
I want to ride this.
Whats so amazing about a deformed cow?
Its good to see things heading in the right direction for once.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;23106314]Whats so amazing about a deformed cow?[/QUOTE]
This has happened MANY times before, nothing to see here...
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;23106383]Its good to see things heading in the right direction for once.[/QUOTE]
And the left direction, too.
[QUOTE=TheMercWithAMouth;23105871]It's a Brahmin![/QUOTE]
No it isn't. Brahmin have 2 necks.
Two roads diverged in a wood. I stood there until I died.
[quote]He said he intends to keep the animal as a reminder that [b]"God is able to do anything."[/b][/quote]
Pretty sure God had nothing to do with this Abomination. why must he be blamed/praised for genetic hiccups?
Two headed animals are sexy :fappery:
[QUOTE=d3450;23107962]Two headed animals are sexy :fappery:[/QUOTE]
the fuck
You know what they say ...
Two heads are better than one !
[editline]07:10PM[/editline]
Seriously, though, how is this a miracle, this happens all the time
:foxnews: [B]EGYPTIAN PAGAN WORSHIP CREATES TWO HEADED COW DEMON MORE AT ELEVEN[/B] :foxnews:
Moo.
[editline]08:15PM[/editline]
I wonder if they alternate which head they feed it though.
I can not imagine the hell that animal must feel.
[QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;23105914]they should clone it[/QUOTE]
Impossible, it's not a genetic thing it's a embryo not fully splitting thing.
[QUOTE=The golden;23109053]1 word: Religion.[/QUOTE]
I think that's a given
Mutations are common in nature, but every now and then we behold a mutation that astounds us. Remember that weird goat thing in Zimbabwe a while back?
[QUOTE=Doriol;23105910]It can suck your dick [i]and[/i] lick your asshole, at the same time!
Was that a pun?[/QUOTE]
nowhere near
[QUOTE]He said he intends to keep the animal as a reminder that "God is able to do anything."[/QUOTE]
And god said unto the animals of the earth, "ye all shall get fucked up in the future, and ye calf shall shall have two heads, cause I fancy taking the piss" And lo, it became true.
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[QUOTE=demoniclemon;23108407]I can not imagine the hell that animal must feel.[/QUOTE]
Could be worse, could be a two headed snake.
They smell food on the other head and bite it, and it dies :saddowns:
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