Be careful though, I know a lot of concerned citizens in Canada, if you know what I mean
The white countries are still fair game though
Shots are literally fired as Russia declares war on Canada
I love how they marked Crimea "Not Russia"
[QUOTE=Firefox42;45826826]I love how they marked Cimera "Not Russia"[/QUOTE]
Cimera eh?
Amazed this made into onto an official gov twitter.
Proud to be Canadian, as usual
[QUOTE=Firefox42;45826826]I love how they marked Crimea "Not Russia"[/QUOTE]
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Why is the map not in Russian? I doubt the Russian soldiers reading the map could understand English. They're going to get lost all over again.
Yes, this is definitely going to stop Russia from invading Ukraine. Like every country is denouncing Russia at this point, but they're still doing whatever the fuck they want.
[img]http://puu.sh/bbExh/f41087d753.png[/img]
translated by yours truly
someone print these out to the russians pls
WW1 started because an assassination. WW2 started because of a nations greed. WW3 starts over a tweet. :v:
[QUOTE=Anyx;45826822]Shots are literally fired as Russia declares war on Canada[/QUOTE]
"Russia declares war on a bunch of trees and Tim Hortons."
[QUOTE=Anyx;45826822]Shots are literally fired as Russia declares war on Canada[/QUOTE]
Canada's economy doubles overnight as all of that NORAD shit actually gets used for once. Stephen Harper crowned King of Canada for miraculous economic recovery and defending Canadian sovereignty and territory from the Russians.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE CANADA TWITTER GUY
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45827187]Canada's economy doubles overnight as all of that NORAD shit actually gets used for once. Stephen Harper crowned King of Canada for miraculous economic recovery and defending Canadian sovereignty and territory from the Russians.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE CANADA TWITTER GUY[/QUOTE]
Yeah but Canada will only have such an easy time during the war because the Russians have to go through Alaska where us Americans will whittle them down >:(
[QUOTE=DChapsfield;45827348]Yeah but Canada will only have such an easy time during the war because the Russians have to go through Alaska where us Americans will whittle them down >:([/QUOTE]
[IMG]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Arctic_Ocean.png[/IMG]
Remember that the world is not actually flat despite the projections of maps. They can go over the pole.
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45827368][IMG]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Arctic_Ocean.png[/IMG]
Remember that the world is not actually flat despite the projections of maps. They can go over the pole.[/QUOTE]
who would want to sail through the geographic north pole, though?
[QUOTE=Fort83;45827488]They are no match for our Polar Bear Special Forces.
We own the north pole[/QUOTE]
you know there's no land at the north pole
your special forces are drowning :|
[QUOTE=DChapsfield;45827526]you know there's no land at the north pole
your special forces are drowning :|[/QUOTE]
We have our own SEALs, the clubbing is not just for pelts and meat, but as a method to weed out the weak.
Abkhazia and South Ossetia should have been labeled "Not Russia" as well.
[QUOTE=DChapsfield;45827526]you know there's no land at the north pole
your special forces are drowning :|[/QUOTE]
The ice hasn't melted [B]that[/B] badly yet.
This and these,
[url]http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/two-canadian-coast-guard-icebreakers-reach-north-pole-1.2749328[/url]
[url]http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/ukraine-crisis-canada-s-jets-edge-closer-to-russian-airspace-1.2749672[/url]
[url]http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/stephen-harper-raises-spectre-of-russian-threat-in-arctic-speech-to-troops-1.2747703[/url]
We're really getting into this.
[QUOTE=Alex_V;45827065][img]http://puu.sh/bbExh/f41087d753.png[/img]
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someone print these out to the russians pls[/QUOTE]
fax'd them to the russian prime general president chancellor. ty 4 ur support comrad
[editline]28th August 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=ejonkou;45827101]WW1 started because an assassination. WW2 started because of a nations greed. WW3 starts over a tweet. :v:[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure how WW3 will start but I know for sure it will be the West(USA, EU) vs Russia and it will end with USA France UK and Russia winning and somehow Germany loses and gets blamed for the war.
But Not Russia still says Russia, does that mean its half Russian?
If we break it up by letters, it could be 6/9th's of Russia.
Dunno if Canada is ice cold enough to treat that burn
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45827368][IMG]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Arctic_Ocean.png[/IMG]
Remember that the world is not actually flat despite the projections of maps. They can go over the pole.[/QUOTE]
And then it will be like the novelization of EndWar where a small team of American special forces and a town full of rednecks and mounties in northern Alberta hold off the entire Russian army coming to reinforce the VDV divisions in Edmonton and Calgary.
God damn that book was shit
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45827368][IMG]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Arctic_Ocean.png[/IMG]
Remember that the world is not actually flat despite the projections of maps. They can go over the pole.[/QUOTE]
Russians always just go right over the Poles.
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