Before we start, I searched and didn't find a thread like this, but sorry if there is. This thread doesn't belong in fast threads because this tread is for posting methods and shenanigans caused by practical jokes and [B]discussing[/B] them.
[B]Practical joke 1[/B]
I call this one the Bucket and Door trap, and it is the oldest trick in the book. A classic practical joke that does require skill and can provide hilarious results or severe injury.
[I]You will need:[/I]
A bucket
A door
Water, flour or anything that you would enjoy seeing someone covered in (:q:)
A stepladder or chair
[I]The set up:[/I]
Put your water into the bucket. Open the door enough to place a bucket on the edge like so;
[IMG]http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/4989/bucketdoortrap.png[/IMG]
Climb up your stepladder and place the bucket on top. When somebody next opens the door, it will go one of two ways. The victim will be covered in water like so;
[IMG]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/7294/watertrick1.png[/IMG]
Or will receive grievous injury like so;
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7049/watertrick2.png[/IMG]
[B]Practical joke 2[/B]
I call this one the Empty Can trick. It is easy to do and can make your victim to look like a right fool. With this technique you can pretend that you bought an empty drinks can.
[I]You will need:[/I]
A can of drink
Fingers
[I]The set-up:[/I]
The trick to this is that when you open the can it looks like you haven't opened it. Take the toggle in your fingers and push it up very slowly. Go as slow as possible, and if done correctly the can will depressurize. Now turn the toggle 90 degrees like so;
[IMG]http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/605/emptycan1.png[/IMG]
There will be a small hole that you can drink out of. Put your bottom lip on the inside of the rim and suck. After practicing for a while and succeeding in not choking (as I did when I started) and drinking the whole can, you will have an empty can that appears to be unopened. Wipe the residue off the top and return the toggle to its original position.
[U][B]Warning! This joke only works on the stupid and gullible, so choose your victim wisely![/B][/U]
[B]Practical joke 3[/B]
This is an iconic joke that is rarely seen in use, but works brilliantly.
[I]You will need:[/I]
A note of your local currency
A roll of thread (of a relevant colour)
A piece of sellotape
Somewhere in public
[I]The set-up:[/I]
Take your thread and cut a long piece, and tape the end to your note of local currency;
[IMG]http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/2618/notetrick1.png[/IMG]
Without anybody seeing, place the note on the ground in a crowded place, and walk away to a safe distance (with thread in hand). Make sure the tape is on the opposite side to people's view (on the ground dumbface);
[IMG]http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/442/notetrick2.png[/IMG]
When people go to pick up the note, pull on the thread and watch while people get quite confused.
[B][U]Warning! Some people are really greedy and will try their best to grab it. If you're not careful then they could succeed and will run off with your money. Also, make sure that the thread is a similar colour to the ground (such as green for grass; grassy areas are best to be honest). When the note is pulled away, the victim will look towards where the note is going to, so don't look suspicious. Facing the other way helps. [/U][/B]
ElectricSquid's top tip! If you can find some, use kevlar thread instead, which is almost invisible. Tie it round a lamppost a couple of times and instead of the victim seeing you, they see the lamppost. Damn those lampposts :argh:
Thanks for reading, and feel free to share your own and discuss. There are thousands out there, so what are you waiting for? Go go go!
oh misterv you are so funny!
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltagfe6c7vo[/MEDIA]
This is the best
Door joke is terrible. What if the person has a phone or something? It will get wet and die.
[QUOTE=johan_sm;25225934]Door joke is terrible. What if the person has a phone or something? It will get wet and die.[/QUOTE]
Oh no! We wouldn't want that!
What I do is get a bucket of water, lean it on somebody's front door, knock on the door, and run. Works a treat, just run, very fast.
Red paint in an M16 mine.
Guaranteed laughs and at least 3 years in prison!
i used the have this expanding spray stuff, destroyed my bro's phone when it got inside
Your avatar fits, OP.
shit on someone's sandwich and watch them eat it lol
replace your mother's birth control pills with stale sweet tarts. Within a few years, you'll have a scapegoat.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXPQY_VRP6M[/media]
Best one.
Oh misterv you so funny
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;25227557][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXPQY_VRP6M[/media]
Best one.[/QUOTE]
That's hilarious. Wish I knew what they were saying.
The best one is where you kill someone and then pretend its fake
get a bowl filled with water and a broom, get a chair to put the bowl without the water spilling on the ceiling, after that use the broom to hold the bowl pressed against the ceiling (like how someone would with a spinning plate on a stick except on touching the ceiling so it doesnt drop) get someone you know to hold the broom and then run away, the person is now stuck there forever
Building walls overnight is always a good one
It's soooo wacky!
What i like to do is go to my school and whenever everyone is in class i go to the janitors closet and take the keys and lock everyone in the classrooms then take the fireaxe and kill everyone and shoot up my school and then shoot myself in the head and then throw pipebombs hahah ray u so funney
[QUOTE=jamzzster;25225996]What I do is get a bucket of water, lean it on somebody's front door, knock on the door, and run. Works a treat, just run, very fast.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrMvXGjdLQ[/media]
Also Joe Swanson voice.
This one is actually very good. Some restaurant cloth napkins have a crease fold in the side that you can slide a toothpick into.
So you do said to toothpick, but also make sure that your observer only sees you put a second toothpick into the center of the napkin. Fold the napkin a few times, and let them know you will now break the toothpick.
Proceed to break the toothpick concealed within the side of the napkin. They will hear the break, and expect to se a broken toothpick when the napkin is unfolded.
Now, unfold the napkin to reveal the toothpick in perfect condition to the viewer.
Enjoy! And know that when the restaurant washes their napkins they may have a surprise waiting if you did the trick multiple times. (The toothpicks put it the side are impossible to remove)
Put hot sauce on the toilet seat and ketchup packets underneath the seat cover. When they sit down, not only will their ass burn, the ketchup packets will explode getting ketchup all over their legs/pants.
Wake up at 3am with a drumset always works.
Also, clingfilm over toilet is a must try.
OLOLOL SOI FUNY xD
Replace brother's jerk lotion with icy hot.
Rubbing ketchup in girlfriends thighs while she was asleep..
Not the best idea.
Get access to someone's car. Pour glitter in their air vents (driver's side only). Make a CD with Barbie Girl as the only track, insert CD. Turn the volume all the way up and then turn the car off quickly so you don't wake anyone up. With the car off, turn the air vents on high. Now leave the car and go about your day.
When they turn on their car, they'll be immediately assaulted with a giant puff cloud of glitter from the maxed out air vents while Barbie Girl is blasted in the background.
Feel free to refer to this person as "Sparkles" forever after this event.
[QUOTE=FPChris;25228492] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]
[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=CJrMvXGjdLQ[/URL]
Also Joe Swanson voice.[/QUOTE]
Oh my god this is amazing
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;25229124]
Feel free to refer to this person as "Sparkles" forever after this event.[/QUOTE]
That's a good one, like shitting in someones air filter
Thank you GTA IV!
[QUOTE=FPChris;25228492][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrMvXGjdLQ[/media]
Also Joe Swanson voice.[/QUOTE]
That's awesome. I wonder if they got in trouble.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2p2zgWgcH4[/media] I like this one, causes physical pain, is easy to do, and it's hilarious.
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