Free Hugs! *with a catch*

[Identity]

I will give free hugs to anyone and everyone!

*Fine Print: In order to receive free hug you must provide transportation to your location (bus fare, air fare, etc.) allow four to six weeks for delivery; disclaimer does not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other Acts of God, misuse, neglect, unauthorized repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna or marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, customer adjustments, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles, or dropping the item; other restrictions may apply.

As a resident of the '90's, I take no responsibility for anything I say or do. If any of my actions hurt or offend anyone, it was probably not my fault, and the result of some childhood trauma which I've probably repressed.*

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[radioactive]

Umm.

What?

Free hugs I'm all up for

[xxxkiller]

I wish all trolls would be like this.

[samframpton]

I'll pay for the transport if you tell me your adress and phone number

[redBadger]

More like free rape if we tell you our information.

[Identity]

[QUOTE=redBadger;19304267]More like free rape if we tell you our information.[/QUOTE]

Rape isn't included in this package...

[redBadger]

[QUOTE=Identity;19304289]Rape isn't included in this package...[/QUOTE]

I think you are the one getting packages:

[img]http://www.1201.com/images/empty_box.jpg[/img]

[radioactive]

[QUOTE=Identity;19304289]Rape isn't included in this package...[/QUOTE]

Do we have to pay extra?

[compwhiziitothe]

Are STDs included?

[Identity]

[QUOTE=radioactive;19304350]Do we have to pay extra?[/QUOTE]

You'd have to contact someone else from our Sexual Abuse department. I only supply hugs..

[IamTehKings]

What about a free blowjob?

[radioactive]

What locations do you deliver to?

And do we have to pay VAT?

[Identity]

[QUOTE=radioactive;19304384]What locations do you deliver to?

And do we have to pay VAT?[/QUOTE]

We are international, and there is no VAT. They're only hugs, they can't really be taxed.

[radioactive]

[QUOTE=Identity;19304414]We are international, and there is no VAT. They're only hugs, they can't really be taxed.[/QUOTE]

Where are you located?

[Identity]

[QUOTE=radioactive;19304427]Where are you located?[/QUOTE]

Our headquarters is based out of Miami, Florida.

[7DeadlySyns]

What's with all the sudden amount of trolls?

[compwhiziitothe]

[QUOTE=Identity;19304455]Our headquarters is based out of Miami, Florida.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://thepilver.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/csi-miami.jpg[/img]

[Scyze]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4[/media]

[Identity]

[QUOTE=7DeadlySyns;19304472]What's with all the sudden amount of trolls?[/QUOTE]

It's funny how people think I am trolling. I am not negatively attacking others, nor bashing their religions and/or beliefs. :)

[suttles]

[QUOTE=Identity;19304501]It's funny how people think I am trolling. I am not negatively attacking others, nor bashing their religions and/or beliefs. :)[/QUOTE]

You are still trolling tho.

[TicTac]

I won't pay you for shipping but I will for handling. :q:

[Identity]

[QUOTE=Suttles;19304512]You are still trolling tho.[/QUOTE]

Maybe so. But at least I'm not doing it to piss people off. Merely to attempt a form of humor.

[JamesMay]

Idiot's don't know what a troll is.

This is actually a pretty decent thread. It just belongs in fast threads.

[Turbis2]

[QUOTE=Identity;19304195]I will give free hugs to anyone and everyone!

*Fine Print: In order to receive free hug you must provide transportation to your location (bus fare, air fare, etc.) allow four to six weeks for delivery; disclaimer does not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other Acts of God, misuse, neglect, unauthorized repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna or marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, customer adjustments, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles, or dropping the item; other restrictions may apply.

As a resident of the '90's, I take no responsibility for anything I say or do. If any of my actions hurt or offend anyone, it was probably not my fault, and the result of some childhood trauma which I've probably repressed.*[/QUOTE]

OIFY is that way *Points at OIFY*

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[QUOTE=compwhiziitothemax;19304487][img]http://thepilver.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/csi-miami.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.wuala.com/en/api/preview/Turbis/Bilder%20-%20Photos/wat_glasses.jpg[/img]

[Identity]

[QUOTE=Turbis2;19304568]OIFY is that way *Points at OIFY*

[editline]08:27PM[/editline]

[img]http://www.wuala.com/en/api/preview/Turbis/Bilder%20-%20Photos/wat_glasses.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

I see you have found our CEO.

[King_of_Town]

Only if we snuggle afterwards

[-Source]

If you get anywhere near me with a hug. I will nuke your house

[reecematee]

[QUOTE=Identity;19304532]Free Hugs! *with a catch*[/QUOTE]

the catch is aids

[Identity]

[QUOTE=-Source;19304659]If you get anywhere near me with a hug. I will nuke your house[/QUOTE]

Sorry for the lock on your first post. Welcome to Facepunch though!

[Andreewww]

I'll pay you 999.95