• It's my freakin' birthday
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But my mom's a Jehovah's Witness, so she won't get me anything :tinfoil: But yeah, it's my birthday.
[highlight]Happy Motherfucking Birthday.[/highlight] :argh:
[img]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i185/glittergus/alph/24/a.gif[/img] [b]Edit:[/b] Happy birthday !
[QUOTE=T_T crai2]But my mom's a Jehovah's Witness, so she won't get me anything [/QUOTE] Kill her. Right now. Otherwise, I won't wish you the best for your birthday and then you may die in an unlucky and tragic accident involving a plastic rabbit and a car.
Yeah woteva. [img]http://www.map-of-asia.us/images/map-of-asia.gif[/img]
it's my b-day today too :D
what the hehthl
[QUOTE=fujifisher]it's my b-day today too :D[/QUOTE] No you're lying. You lying bastard.
It's my birthday 2 months ago. :lol: TENSE MIXUP DAMN case mixup
jehovah witness? those ppl r fags
[QUOTE=Uber|nooB]No you're lying. You lying bastard.[/QUOTE] Actually i'm not
MOAR
[QUOTE=T_T crai2]But my mom's a Jehovah's Witness, so she won't get me anything :tinfoil: But yeah, it's my birthday.[/QUOTE] A jehovah asian lol
from the islands... O_O
HA HA HAH OWNED!
My mom likes to force her religion down people's throats, because she can't do anything else invlolving throats :v: [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=drive_the_hive]Kill her. Right now.[/QUOTE] I've killed my faith in her religion, and any other religion for that matter, if that's what you mean.
Strangle her with rope, a knife is too messy.
[QUOTE=BloodyDragon]MOAR[/QUOTE] MOAR you say!?
crai, you an athtiest?
@cast Use a .22 pistol in the head. Round goes in, bounces around, doens't come out...Put a pillow over her face when shes sleeping, fire twice. Pillow absorbs sound and blood. Then drag her body to a railroad, put her head on the tracks so the wounds line up with the tracks...Wait... Perfect Accident... @T_T Crai2 Have a [b]FUCKING EPIC[/b] birthday..
[QUOTE=slayed3197]crai, you an athtiest?[/QUOTE] Yessir. [b]Edit:[/b] I want DoD:S for my birthday. Too bad my mom's a stingy asian bitch.
[QUOTE=T_T crai2;3720563]Yessir. [b]Edit:[/b] I want DoD:S for my birthday. Too bad my mom's a stingy asian bitch.[/QUOTE] ill get DOD:s if you want it bro :) anything for a birthday boy
[QUOTE=shane0;17926684]ill get DOD:s if you want it bro :) anything for a birthday boy[/QUOTE] Effin spam accounts. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("dumb thread bump" - garry))[/highlight]
ahahahahahaha [highlight](User was banned for this post ("dumb thread bump" - garry))[/highlight]
So you still want it mate?
[QUOTE=T_T crai2;3713411]But my mom's a Jehovah's Witness, so she won't get me anything :tinfoil: But yeah, it's my birthday.[/QUOTE] One of my first girlfriends was a Jehova's Witness. I thought it was the weirdest thing that she didn't get any gifts, it was my first real taste of religious absurdity. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("dumb thread bump" - garry))[/highlight]
hahahahaha [highlight](User was banned for this post ("dumb thread bump" - garry))[/highlight]
A* Thread. I love how these crack lounge leaks get out. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("dumb thread bump" - garry))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=shane0;17926719]So you still want it mate?[/QUOTE] fuck yeah brah my steam account is XxXDaRkPrInCE1996XxX and my password is zeldarules [highlight](User was banned for this post ("dumb thread bump" - garry))[/highlight]
I just realised. This thread is that old that most of the users are either in a retirement home by now or dead :frown: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("dumb thread bump" - garry))[/highlight]
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