[QUOTE]A zoo keeper licked a Francois' leaf monkey's bottom for a full hour when he noticed it ate peanuts.
The 50-year-old man from China was worried when he saw that the monkey was unwell, with its life possibly in danger, after a public showing.
Soon after, Zhang Bangsheng quickly spotted the peanut shells on the ground.
Francois' leaf monkeys are one of the rarest types of monkey, with only around 1,400 to 1,650 left in China. This one is the first to be born in China's Wuhan Zoo in almost a decade.
Bangsheng saved the monkey by washing the monkey's behind with warm water then licking it for an hour.
He said that the tiny monkey is too small to take medication in the normal way.
Orange News reports that Bangsheng "laughed with satisfaction" when the monkey finally excreted the nut.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a379810/zoo-keeper-saves-monkey-by-licking-bottom.html[/url]
Any old excuse to molest an animal
I wasn't aware that licking a monkey's ass for an hour induces it to shit
But now I am!
Gave it a good ass-licking I see
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;35812243]I wasn't aware that licking a monkey's ass for an hour induces it to shit
But now I am![/QUOTE]
Happens with cats and dogs too when they are kittens/puppies, though it's usually the mother that does it. Probably happens with more baby animals.
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;35812243]I wasn't aware that licking a monkey's ass for an hour induces it to shit
But now I am![/QUOTE]
When the squirrel I am rehabilitating was young I had to stimulate it to defecate, but I just used a cotton ball or a damp cloth.
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Why the hell would you lick an animals ass when almost always a wet rag will do?
[QUOTE=Hidole555;35812647]Francois' leaf monkey pic.
[IMG]http://images.whereilive.com.au/images/uploads/gallery/2009/03/24/5bc8b6aac2d8dc861c396fac4ebab01b_resized.jpg[/IMG]
They're tiny.[/QUOTE]I WOULD LICK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT ASS
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;35812243]I wasn't aware that licking a monkey's ass for an hour induces it to shit
But now I am![/QUOTE]
one of my dogs had puppies, and she used to lick their butts to make them poop.
[QUOTE=Hidole555;35812647]Francois' leaf monkey pic.
[IMG]http://images.whereilive.com.au/images/uploads/gallery/2009/03/24/5bc8b6aac2d8dc861c396fac4ebab01b_resized.jpg[/IMG]
They're tiny.[/QUOTE]
He looks pleased.
fucking disgusting
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;35813244]He looks pleased.[/QUOTE]
of course he does, his ass just got tonguebathed
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;35812818]I WOULD LICK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT ASS[/QUOTE]
literally
[QUOTE=imptastick;35812560]
Why the hell would you lick an animals ass when almost always a wet rag will do?[/QUOTE]
It's a once in a lifetime opportunity to do that and be called a hero.
I know there's someone, somewhere out there with a fetish for this.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;35813454]It's a once in a lifetime opportunity to do that and be called a hero.[/QUOTE]
Now I have the bizarre feeling like this guy has just been waiting for his chance. Or he got caught and was like "Oh no I'm not a pervert it's just that he uh... uh... swallowed a peanut"
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;35813454]It's a once in a lifetime opportunity to do that and be called a hero.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, if being a hero means I gotta give a monkey a rimjob, I think I'll pass.
Tbh I'd let it die lol.
I just can not lick animals, especially with fur.
I...What.
That's some dedication.
[QUOTE=Hidole555;35812647]Francois' leaf monkey pic.
[IMG]http://images.whereilive.com.au/images/uploads/gallery/2009/03/24/5bc8b6aac2d8dc861c396fac4ebab01b_resized.jpg[/IMG]
They're tiny.[/QUOTE]
When will they make baby monkies that stay little. Girls would love to come over my house.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35813762]When will they make baby monkies that stay little. Girls would love to come over my house.[/QUOTE]
If this becomes possible, i will have multiple mini-phants and a tiger-kitten. Even better, a tiger the size of a Labrador!
"Hey baby, I got this pooping problem and it's really pissing me off. Would like to go back to my place and lick my ass, so I can get rid of it?"
Why did he have to lick his ass, though?
I don't get it.
[QUOTE=myalt22;35814590]Why did he have to lick his ass, though?
I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
To make it poop
I bet that monkey is going to eat more peanuts. :v:
That's some dedication. I wouldn't lick any ass...ever.
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Well, ain't that some shit.
[QUOTE=The golden;35812272]So if anyone here is constipated, just have your mother or girlfriend or whatever make out with your ass.
You'll be going in no time.[/QUOTE]
Aren't you the guy with the poop fetish?
Very strange that he would lick it's ass. I've raised a lot of animals (granted, no monkeys) but you can always induce defecating without using your mouth. With Kangaroos for example, all we'd have to do is rub their bottom with a tissue for a minute or two and that coaxes them to start.
It just stuns me that this man could not find one single alternative but to tongue this poor monkey's anus for a whole HOUR.
can I rub my own asshole with a wet rag and get myself to shit
[editline]4th May 2012[/editline]
its just that i've been a bit backed up lately and stuff. . .
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