After I ran out of shaving cream, I was desperate to find something that will assist in shaving off my forest of facial hair.
I turned to two items: Body wash and hair conditioner. Specifically these two brands.
[img]http://files.getdropbox.com/u/99577/home-made%20shaving.jpg[/img]
I mixed them into a small cup (about 1:1 ratio), added a couple drops of water, and whisked it with my finger. It did not fully lather, however it made a goop that was very smooth and soft, very unlike shaving cream which is some-what tacky and viscous. I applied the goop to my face and then with my razor, began to shave.
This shaving experience was different. Unlike any other. Normally I feel the blade slightly tugging on the hairs before it cuts them, regardless of blade manufacturer or wear of the blade. This time, I felt no tugging. It was the smoothest shave I have ever had and the combination of the body wash and conditioner made my skin really smooth and soft, unlike normal shaving cream.
Please note to not use scented body wash, or at least that is my theory, since it will contain harsh chemicals which might irritate the sensitive skin on the face.
Why not use this
[img]http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/philips_electric_shaver_hq7340_39251.jpg[/img]
Shouldn't this thread be more related to my very own personal fapping lotion?
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;16025911]Why not use this
[img]http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/philips_electric_shaver_hq7340_39251.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
who needs machinery when you can be a man and put BLADES to your throat
id rather just buy it at the store for a few dollars thanks
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;16025911]Why not use this
[img]http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/philips_electric_shaver_hq7340_39251.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
That cant shave pubes
I heard bull semen works just as well.
[QUOTE=RetaDepa;16025922]who needs machinery when you can be a man and put BLADES to your throat[/QUOTE]
If you were a real man, you'd grab your face and pull the hairs right out.
I shave with a chainsaw duct taped to a shotgun.
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;16025911]Why not use this
[img]http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/philips_electric_shaver_hq7340_39251.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I have two, a cheap 15 dollar unit and a 60 dollar one. Neither give me as close of a shave as blades.
No No NO, wrong idea., shotguns with ducttape. Use a Mercury trigger set up on tnt balanced on your head while you juggle katanas dipped in acid. Throwing the katana's closer and closer to your face for the perfect shave. Dont sneeze mind you the mercury trigger blows up when tilted one way or the other.
[QUOTE=bravojr;16026082]No No NO, wrong idea., shotguns with ducttape. Use a Mercury trigger set up on tnt balanced on your head while you juggle katanas dipped in acid. Throwing the katana's closer and closer to your face for the perfect shave. Dont sneeze mind you the mercury trigger blows up when tilted one way or the other.[/QUOTE]
While on a trapeze wire over a pool of vicious man-eating sharks?
[QUOTE=Ashley :);16026102]While on a trapeze wire over a pool of vicious man-eating sharks?[/QUOTE]
Yes, all the while the sharkes have friggin laser beams attached to there friggin Heads!
[QUOTE=Bobsters34;16025929]id rather just buy it at the store for a few dollars thanks[/QUOTE]
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I just put the damn razor under the faucet for half a second and then shave.
Just use water, damn...
How can people stand all this garbage on their face?
I've used just straight body wash for years since shaving cream makes me break out in hives, which incidentally is not very fun to shave. I have also used straight conditioner before, although I prefer using body wash since I can clean myself then shave.
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;16025911]Why not use this
[img]http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/philips_electric_shaver_hq7340_39251.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I have this and a blade, guess which one gives a closer shave and doesn't pull at your hairs like a bitch and need constant recharging?
Guess which one isn't for total pussies.
Anyway I just use some Olay body wash without mixing or anything, it's the softest, creamiest stuff I can find in my house, it also doesn't have much of a smell fortunately.
I sometimes dry shave or just use hot water. I find when I use cream I cut in a few places.
I use cheap throwaway razor blades as well.
Because this is SOOOO what I've been looking for.
[QUOTE=Vasili;16027071]I sometimes dry shave or just use hot water. I find when I use cream I cut in a few places.
I use cheap throwaway razor blades as well.[/QUOTE]
fuck water I just slice off my jaw with a rusty machete
[QUOTE=Vasili;16027071]I sometimes dry shave or just use hot water. I find when I use cream I cut in a few places.
I use cheap throwaway razor blades as well.[/QUOTE]
Well if the shit is cheap dry shaving is okay, but is wears out blades really fast for me.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;16027199]fuck water I just slice off my jaw with a rusty machete[/QUOTE]
I actually make sure I put the blood of an AIDS victim on my rusty chainsaw blades. Then I fire it up and shave.
I've never used shaving cream. My electric trimmer and Gillet FUSION does the job well enough
As in, leaves jsut enough behind that you'll feel a tiny scruff if you rub my chin :3:
I have only cut myself shaving one time in my entire life, which happened to be the one time i used cream. i dont see the point, because water alone gives me a perfect shave without any irritation.
[QUOTE=HairyGoatMan;16025914]Shouldn't this thread be more related to my very own personal fapping lotion?[/QUOTE]
Never use scented shampoo for that.... You'll regret it.
[QUOTE=Solid.Snake;16028341]Never use scented shampoo for that.... You'll regret it.[/QUOTE]
Why you will have a fruity dick? Oh, that is horrable X_X.
[QUOTE=Solid.Snake;16028341]Never use scented shampoo for that.... You'll regret it.[/QUOTE]
Burns sooo good!
Fapping with any shampoo/soap is just asking to get piss burns later in the day.
[QUOTE=Solid.Snake;16028341]Never use scented shampoo for that.... You'll regret it.[/QUOTE]
it hurts so good
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