Announcing StarCraft®: Supply Depot

[Fangz]

[quote=Blizzard]
Following the success of our mobile-gaming lineup, we are proud to unveil the next entry in our series of epic handheld, pocket-sized entertainment!

It is a dark time for the galaxy. The alien forces of the voracious zerg and the ancient and enigmatic protoss have threatened the terrans for years.

Pushed to their limits, the beleaguered terrans plan a last-ditch attempt to save their people from extinction. They enter deep development on the most important research project of their time, one that will elevate warfare forever.

RAISE your expectations!
LOWER your enemies into the ground!!

Mankind's last resort is...
Supply Depot!

[B]Features:[/B]
*Endless hours of gaming including repeat playthroughs and Endurance Mode!
*Deep, rewarding gameplay—multilevel play control allows you to both RAISE and LOWER Supply Depot!
*Riveting backstory set in the StarCraft game universe!
*Get up close and personal with an iconic StarCraft hero!
*Multiple endings, each influenced by your choices and color-coded for your convenience! (Further epic endings planned for post release as downloadable content.)
*Tens of hundreds of thousands of unlockable hats!

StarCraft: Supply Depot 2 is available on your favorite web browser, and coming soon for iPhone and Android!

Launch StarCraft: Supply Depot 2 now, and also make sure to check out Blizzard's other amazing mobile games!
[/quote]

[url=http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/supplydepot/]chocolate sauce[/url].

From the screenshots, this game looks epic. :v:

[Master X]

Woah dude! You can raise and lower a supply depot!

[Triumph Forks]

goty

[Smartlord]

Incredible graphics

[brie_irl]

[quote]Multiple endings, each influenced by your choices and color-coded for your convenience! (Further epic endings planned for post release as downloadable content.)[/quote]

I'm guessing that's a jab at bioware

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[quote]Tens of hundreds of thousands of unlockable hats![/quote]

And that's valve.

[Barlow]

Look for easter egg's this could be the answer to a sequel... OH MY GOD TYCHUS IS STILL ALIVE IN THAT SUIT OmahOmahOmah!!!!!

[Baazul]

The music in the menu is from the Blizzard game Lost Vikings 2. The music itself is called "The Future".

[LeonS]

blizzard make the best april fools jokes

also i just played it and its one level long heh

[Master X]

[QUOTE=Barlow;35386858]Look for easter egg's this could be the answer to a sequel... OH MY GOD TYCHUS IS STILL ALIVE IN THAT SUIT OmahOmahOmah!!!!![/QUOTE]

It straight up says that Tychus is dead, in text, once you beat the game.

[PyroCF]

It's funny if you just leave him.

[sir whoopsalot]

[quote]*Multiple endings, each influenced by your choices and color-coded for your convenience! (Further epic endings planned for post release as downloadable content.)[/quote]
Ugh, this is like 'arrow to the knee'. Everyone's jumping on it while it's still relevant and it stops being funny REALLY fast.

[Chill]

I wanted to call it a dumb ide, but then I played the game on their page.

[Boxed_Interne]

pre-ordered, where is my different color bonus?

[Simski]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;35386982]Ugh, this is like 'arrow to the knee'. Everyone's jumping on it while it's still relevant and it stops being funny REALLY fast.[/QUOTE]
I don't think it's much worse than the regular mocking of Valve for their hats. As a meme it's still far from as bad as "arrow to the knee", that meme was never really that funny and I'm really surprised it got that popular in the first place. This is actually a pretty warranted meme.

[Guillebon]

I watched the entire credits.

[Master X]

[QUOTE=Guillebon;35387136]I watched the entire credits.[/QUOTE]

Did you happen to notice the "beverage distributor" title? lol

And there's this:
[img]http://us.blizzard.com/_images/games/supplydepot/full4.gif[/img]

And a joke on MGS
[img]http://us.blizzard.com/_images/lang/en-us/games/supplydepot/thumb3.jpg[/img]

Expand the thumbnails for extra hilarity.
[url]http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/mobile/[/url]

Comes on 17 floppy disks

A revolutionary new Digital Rights Management (DRM) scheme in 5 easy steps:
Open the Spin-A-Spacer DRM application on any smart phone*
Line up the spacer faces to reveal the page/word matrix value
Consult your player guide / lore manual, and turn to the appropriate page
Use the special 3d lenticular glasses to decode the margin text and find the keyword passphrase
Enter the special passphrase into the on-screen prompt
Speak “OK” clearly and audibly into the device’s audio input
ENJOY! (Occassionally, you may be asked to call a toll-free 800 number to verify your identity)
[img]http://us.blizzard.com/_images/games/mobile/bnet-retro-auth_t.jpg[/img]

[Jetblack357]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;35386982]Ugh, this is like 'arrow to the knee'. Everyone's jumping on it while it's still relevant and it stops being funny REALLY fast.[/QUOTE]

Yes, but this isn't as small as some offhand dialog from an NPC. This was Bioware taking an extremely popular game series and shitting all over it.

[Takuat]

[QUOTE=Master X;35387220]Did you happen to notice the "beverage distributor" title? lol

And there's this:
[img]http://us.blizzard.com/_images/games/supplydepot/full4.gif[/img]
[/QUOTE]
That art really reminds me of Dungeon of Dredmor.

[Careld]

[img]http://us.blizzard.com/_images/games/mobile/bt2_hoverlamborghini.gif[/img]

Why won't they just start doing games with this art style? I love pixel-ish games. Especially Metal Slug like games.

[Squad]

I love the 3 hour long credit screen hahaha

[Higginz511]

[QUOTE=Squad;35387886]I love the 3 hour long credit screen hahaha[/QUOTE]

it loops.

[viperfan7]

[QUOTE=Baboo00;35386737]I'm guessing that's a jab at bioware

[editline]1[/editline]

And that's valve.[/QUOTE]

[quote]*Endless hours of gaming including repeat playthroughs and Endurance Mode![/quote]

and this one CoD

[Jaanus]

[QUOTE=Careld;35387848][img]http://us.blizzard.com/_images/games/mobile/bt2_hoverlamborghini.gif[/img]

Why won't they just start doing games with this art style? I love pixel-ish games. Especially Metal Slug like games.[/QUOTE]

Effort.

[BrickInTheHead]

[QUOTE=Baboo00;35386737]I'm guessing that's a jab at bioware

[editline]1[/editline]

And that's valve.[/QUOTE]

really?

[chimitos]

[QUOTE=Master X;35387220]
And there's this:
[img]http://us.blizzard.com/_images/games/supplydepot/full4.gif[/img]
[/QUOTE]
This reminded me of earthworm jim.

[DrChernobyl]

I love the idiocracy reference within the MGS reference, now that's class.

[Rimbas]

What about a sequel after infinite time?