Thought this was going to involve Oasis in some way.
This is the sound he was talking about
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ0sDES7Dpc[/media]
How long does it take a great tortoise to nut?
About a 1 minute 30.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMkCPCWbmZk[/media]
Sounds like a mix of a baby going ah with somebody blowing their nose
[QUOTE=markfu;47396510]About a 1 minute 30.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMkCPCWbmZk[/media][/QUOTE]
this is so weird and I can't stop laughing
[QUOTE=markfu;47396510]About a 1 minute 30.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMkCPCWbmZk[/media][/QUOTE]
Donatello noooo
I was expecting humans
[QUOTE=markfu;47396510]About a 1 minute 30.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMkCPCWbmZk[/media][/QUOTE]
lol it spends 5 seconds knocking on the steps just to chase that shit. this turtle is dying of thirst.
[QUOTE=markfu;47396510]About a 1 minute 30.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMkCPCWbmZk[/media][/QUOTE]
this brought me to the realization that it's 1 AM on a weekday and i'm sitting here watching a turtle get laid
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8_077J5Rvw[/media]
He's really giving it to her!
[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;47396047]This is the sound he was talking about
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ0sDES7Dpc[/media][/QUOTE]
I can't get over how that sounds like Mr. Rogers fucking someone.
My new fetish has arrived!
watch as this slowly becomes a megathread dedicated to mating turtles
That tortoise is one persistent mother fucker
The official turtle sex HQ right here on FP wow
[QUOTE=Glitchman;47412250]The official turtle sex HQ right here on FP wow[/QUOTE]
I'm still waiting for the ninja turtle porn.
Why is there so many videos of turtles fucking?!
why not
[QUOTE=dannass;47428443]Why is there so many videos of turtles fucking?![/QUOTE]
I think part of it is that they are one of very few animals willing to do it while being clearly observed up close
Turtles just don't give a shit
As slow as that turtle in the OP was going, it would still scare me having it come at me like that.
Alpha as fuck
bitch aint gonna cockblock this fella
I felt genuine fear.
Nice
[QUOTE=thermobaric;47428341]I'm still waiting for the ninja turtle porn.[/QUOTE]
It exists and the Cinema Snob reviewed it.
brings me back to the good old days of the dolphin sex thread
[QUOTE=PederPauline;47406714][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8_077J5Rvw[/media]
He's really giving it to her![/QUOTE]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/tTbIV8W.png[/t]
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