Kaustinen's Somewhat Short Poorly Drawn Shenanigans - General

For those who are not familiar with the concept, this is an interactive adventure. You post suggestions and most popular or most awesome suggestion will be followed. This is going to be quite short compared to Great Poorly Drawn Adventure. Of course, there is no more voting. Just suggest. This will make it more interesting and more active as I don't have to wait for votes. ----------------------------------------------------------------- [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/12313lc.png[/IMG] You are doing work at your computer. It is getting boring.

You search for porn. [editline]06:00PM[/editline] :)

You search for bestiality porn

Accidently turn it off and fall backwards from your chear.

Broke my automerge... Anyway, you search for bestiality porn

you try to post in the fast threads but instead end up posting it on general discussion

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/qwwwvn.png[/IMG] You watch some awesome porn. What is that...? Oh no! Your boss was spying on you all along! // Fast section is for post-your and questions. Also Kaustinen was born in General Discussion. //

I remember the old thread. Zombie Rex. :buddy:

Your boss is zombie rex.

Throw a pen at your Boss.

Use your pen as a ritual knife and sacrifice your boss to the blood gods.

You are your boss. It's ok, you just had webcam view on. Phew.

[QUOTE=OutOfExile;20213237]Use your pen as a ritual knife and sacrifice your boss to the blood gods.[/QUOTE] [B]More blood for the Blood God.[/B] [B]Give his skull for the Skull Throne[/B].

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/aw2feo.png[/IMG] [b]BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD![/b] Boss doesn't seem happy. What now? Stab, throw or something?

Pull out your knife you always have in your pants and charge at him with it.

Invite him to watch with you. [editline]10:37AM[/editline] He's obviously upset because you left him out.

Convince him to give you a dutch rudder, mean while you have your hidden camera ready. Sue his ass and take his job!

Oh god I remember this.

Throw your monitor at him and leg it.

Flip him on his back and hit his weak point for maximum damage.

Say you're terribly sorry for not inviting him.

Destroy everything.

Kaustinen! You need your clocks! Where have you put your precious grandfather clocks?!

[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/mjxnqo.png[/IMG] You invite him to join you. [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/68r52c.png[/IMG] NOT! You destroy him and everything in the room with the monitor! VICTORY! Kaustinen gains 5 exprience-points!

Hell yes, this is back Anyways, calmly walk up to him, wait for him to berate you, then, while he is in mid-sentence, grab his throat and crush his windpipe [editline]07:12PM[/editline] Damn late :frown: [editline]07:13PM[/editline] Spend the 5 experience points on your Monitor skill

Search your boss for useful items.

One man army to a different class [editline]09:21PM[/editline] Rescue the hostages.

Murder him some more.

Use your boss as a suit.

[QUOTE=Angua;20215620]Use your boss as a suit.[/QUOTE] Skin your boss and wear his skin like a suit.