Teen gives head to wolf while camping - Polidicks

[URL]http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2013/08/27/dnt-mn-teen-attacked-by-wolf.wcco.html[/URL] Gist of the story: Teen was sleeping outside of his tent and awake to a wolf biting on his head.

That title is such a let down.

Way to mislead people. Ontopic: God damn, I would freak the fuck out if I woke up to a wolf try'na eat me. Glad I never sleep alone or without guns when I camp.

These titles are getting stale

I was expecting my daily dose of bestiality God damn it

requesting pictures for uh a school report yeah

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;41987930]I was expecting my daily dose of bestiality God damn it[/QUOTE] Same. Oh well atleast the OP made an effort!

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Not quite sure what I expected out of this

now i am flaccid. Thanks OP.

Christ that must be terrifying; would be even worse if it triggered a dream about your head being crushed. But it could always have been worse; coulda had a wolf stuck up his backside for half an hour. Or rabies; that'd probably be worse since you'd essentially turn into a drooling stumbling hobo.

a furry's wet dream actually came true, amazing

[QUOTE=Antlerp;41987990]a furry's wet dream actually came true, amazing[/QUOTE] so did you even read the OP or what

[QUOTE=Timebomb575;41988000]so did you even read the OP or what[/QUOTE] yea Gist of the story: Teen was sleeping outside of his tent and awake to a wolf biting on his head.

I read the title and thought "I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!" and read the article and was [i]so[/i] let down

[QUOTE=Judas;41988018]I read the title and thought "I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!" and read the article and was [i]so[/i] let down[/QUOTE] you are not the only one ;)

[QUOTE=ironman17;41987989]Christ that must be terrifying; would be even worse if it triggered a dream about your head being crushed. But it could always have been worse; coulda had a wolf stuck up his backside for half an hour. [B]Or rabies; that'd probably be worse since you'd essentially turn into one of those things from 28 Days Later.[/B][/QUOTE] The actual symptoms of Rabies (in Humans at least) entails a lot of salivating, delirium, hallucinations and agitation, but nothing as severe as the Rage virus. People with rabies look more like a stumbling drunk with mental issues than a mindless killer. Hell, one of the hallmark symptoms of Rabies in Humans is an intense fear of drinking liquids, especially water (to the point that even the mere suggestion of it induces severe muscle spasms.)

Read as: Teen gave wolf head.

Poor doge, defected jaw

Title isn't misleading, the teen obviously gave the wolf his head. You people are just a bunch of perverts!

Title wasn't misleading at all. You should have expected something like this considering the title didn't say he's German

[QUOTE=Dr.C;41988237]Title wasn't misleading at all. You should have expected something like this considering the title didn't say he's German[/QUOTE] If that's the case, the title would have a reference to poop but then again it happened in the woods.

My biggest fear.

Well now I know, FacePunch is full of people who enjoy bestiality.

[QUOTE=andololol;41988298]Well now I know, FacePunch is full of people who enjoy bestiality.[/QUOTE] Specifically whomever rated my post "Agree."

People are sleeping in my house, I tried to keep quiet when I were laughing so I cried instead

[QUOTE=supersnail11;41987914]That title is such a let down.[/QUOTE] Let down? Holy fucking shit I'm glad it's actually that well i mean sucks for the kid but still

He might turn into a werewolf. Deformed jaw and everything.

I was wondering if the person was high before I opened this thread, then it turned out to be something quite different.

[QUOTE=proch;41988739]Let down? Holy fucking shit I'm glad it's actually that well i mean sucks for the kid but still[/QUOTE] For the average person looking at the title without reading, they'd figure it'd suck for the wolf. Yes; that place has indeed been visited.