[B]My parents are home, Could a mod please lock?[/B]
Original post:
[QUOTE]K, I was going to a sleepover with a friend, but decided to head home.
Im not going to give the full details of how it happened but im alone, What should i do in my alone time?[/QUOTE]
inb4masturbate
masturbate.
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TF2, fap.
Make a thread on FP
Stab yourself in the face, but make sure you do it so your corpse is leaning almost vertically on the front door.
When your parents come home they'll give you a big hug!
Smoke pot
you left cause you were home sick
Masturbate obviously.
go get hookers
Go out clubbing
Rabbits that is
Masturbate Furiously
Post threads on FP.
Call the power of the devil with your postcount, and tell him to release his army of sin demons upon your buttocks.
[QUOTE=Roswell34;22913319]you left cause you were home sick[/QUOTE]
Nopesters, there were bugs :pseudo:
[B]LOTS AND LOTS[/B] of them.
Jizz everywhere.
what, is this your first time being home alone? are you like 12?
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:20bux: if you find the message
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You can give us the full details of what happened not like you've got anything else to do.
Masturbate at stuff.
scream fuck then laugh like a maniac because no one can hear you feel like a badass
[QUOTE=Luuper;22913354]Masturbate Furiously[/QUOTE]
Ok, let me clear this up.
I am 12 Years old, Now i know what your thinking but i am not one of those "Durr hurr lol" Fags.
Although, i am alone......
Egh...
[B]No.
Just no.[/B]
It'd just be wrong, Im a little young.
Sux :saddowns:
[editline]werp[/editline]
Still.....
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[QUOTE=NateDude;22913446]Ok, let me clear this up.
I am 12 Years old, Now i know what your thinking but i am not one of those "Durr hurr lol" Fags.
Although, i am alone......
Egh...
[B]No.
Just no.
[/B]It'd just be wrong, Im a little young.
Sux :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
12 years old??? :damn:
Stimulate your prostate.
Feels good man.
:colbert:
[QUOTE=NateDude;22913446]Ok, let me clear this up.
I am 12 Years old, Now i know what your thinking but i am not one of those "Durr hurr lol" Fags.
Although, i am alone......
Egh...
[B]No.
Just no.
[/B]It'd just be wrong, Im a little young.
Sux :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Errm, Well I wrote you this poem, kiddy.
[i]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Get in my van,
I have puppies
[/i]
And if you decline
[i]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
[b]GET IN THE VAN
I HAVE A KNIFE[/b][/i]
[sp]In before, "Lol your only 13 though"[/sp]
@ Million code boxes:
Oh god what
I was home alone, very often, when I was 8. What is this?
Dude, I was jerkin it when I was 10, fuck being too young.
JERK IT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER
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