• Kids Snort what They Think is Cocaine, End Up Snorting Grandfather's Ashes
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[QUOTE]Here’s a fun one. A trio of teenagers rummaged through a Missouri home when they discovered through Facebook postings that its owner, Debora Matthews, was out of town. They came away with nearly $3,000 in cash and valuables and, they thought, a fancy box filled with cocaine. So, they snorted a dead man’s ashes (gross) before unceremoniously dumping them in the road (awful). But then, it gets worse: She also says she believes the minors are two of her father’s grandchildren. “I’m very upset because of the minors. I mean [they] were his grandsons,” Matthews said. “They did that to their grandfather. They didn’t even realize it was their grandfather’s ashes.”[/QUOTE] [url]http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/03/cocaine-grandfathers-ashes/[/url] ... :v:
yummy
Well thats one to tell the grandkids
sounds like something that would show up on snopes
lol what a bunch of dumbasses
[img]http://i.imgur.com/OFhiBbo.jpg[/img] grade a 100% pure columbian cocaine
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I could have sworn this story happened forever ago, and if not people keep making the same fuckin mistake.
Dumb fucking kids
oh man, some unidentified whiteish powder in a box! lets inhale it through our noses! They could've just as easily been snorting flour or washing machine powder because they're obviously dumb enough to snort first, check labels later!
[QUOTE=GreenLeaf;47366448]oh man, some unidentified whiteish powder in a box! lets inhale it through our noses! They could've just as easily been snorting flour or washing machine powder because they're obviously dumb enough to snort first, check labels later![/QUOTE] Snort first, smell, taste, look closely, later. They probably didn't even wipe some on their gums at least ffs.
Guilt-trip from beyond the grave.
This reminds me of that time when someone snorted chalks at school, in front of the whole class even.
"I must infuse myself with my grandfathers powers!"
I'm glad that the article assured me that snorting someone's ashes is gross, and then dumping the guy's remainings in the side of the road is an awful idea.
[QUOTE=Tools;47367334]I'm glad that the article assured me that snorting someone's ashes is gross, and then dumping the guy's remainings in the side of the road is an awful idea.[/QUOTE] You are assuming they realize that when they dump it. "That coke is awful" *throws it on the ground*"
Didn't something similar happened with Kenny's ashes in South Park?
[QUOTE=Axsisel;47367569]Didn't something similar happened with Kenny's ashes in South Park?[/QUOTE] Cartman thought it was chocolate milk mix and mixed into his milk.
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