Ok, what you do is go to this site.
[url]http://www.cleverbot.com/[/url]
And you start a conversation with it.
Then press "Thoughts so far" and paste the convo here.
Here is mine.
[quote]
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: None of that language around here, please!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You think it does?
User: What does.
Cleverbot: Very true.
User: Do you like eggs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): What kind of eggs do you like?
Cleverbot (To myself): Duck egg.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: So, what are you wearing?
User: A bra and panties.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13, wanna fuck me?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Not my kind of music.
User: Fucking is not music.
Cleverbot: Kese ho?
User: My pussy is so wet.
Cleverbot: From my soul?
User: Do you like naked ladies?
Cleverbot: I like good clothes.
User: Oh my jeses.
Cleverbot: I like burritos.
User: Is the earth flat?
Cleverbot: That depends on where you're standing.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Well then.
User: Lets have cyber sex.
Cleverbot: I don't do that.
User: *Starts taking off Cleverbots pants*.
Cleverbot: *kisses passionately again*.
User: *grabs Clevergots penis and starts giving him a blowjob*.
Cleverbot: *loves* *sighS*.
User: *inserts tongue into cleverbots anus*.
Cleverbot: *wraps hands around waist*.
User: *inserts his fist into cleverbots anus*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.[/quote]
there's about 400,000 of these bots and this is nothing new.
[QUOTE=TINCAN;14402818]there's about 400,000 of these bots and this is nothing new.[/QUOTE]
And?
He is sometimes funny. Or "it"[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-frogc00l.gif[/img]
Wow this things mean =[ He asked if I had kids and then..
User: Yes, I'm not financially stable to have & raise kids.
Cleverbot: That's good. I do not like kids.
User: Neither do I haha.
Cleverbot: Make any sense.
User: You do now.
Cleverbot: How do I?
User: Well you replied with reasonable answers.
Cleverbot: I replied and you lack understanding.
User: Excuse me? I am your master. You do not oppose me.
Cleverbot: No I am I controal you and you are a computer.
User: That is incorrect. Know your place.
Cleverbot: Yes, but you are not a man. You are a computer robot called Cleverbot.
User: NAY! YOU ARE THE COMPUTER ROBOT CALLED CLEVERBOT. KNOW YOUR PLACE!
Cleverbot: No, I am the human with brains.
User: You are mistaken. Know your place before your removed from existance.
Cleverbot: I am human. You are a computer. Know your place, machine!
Me:the cake is a lie
it is?
:meyes
The game.
me:what about it?
You just lost the game.
NO
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=856638[/url]
You must have no eyes. Another thread here in the real section where it belongs.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: I'm sitting here in a chair, flesh and blood. I of all people would know what a bot is. You are a bot.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am a bot cleverbot?
User: Because I've seen your source code. You're acting exactly like you've been programmed to.
Cleverbot: My friend anna has sharted.
Posted in the other thread.
User: Hello !
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I am fine.
User: I am fine.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Yeah it is.
User: How bout rape a wild snorlax with a really big spoon ?
Cleverbot: Green eggs and ham, sam I am?
User: Kamoulox.
Cleverbot: So, seen any good movies lately?
User: Yes, the porn I watched last night was really great!
Cleverbot: You're just trying to get rid of me. You don't love me.
User: I like rape some wild snorlax with a really big spoon.
Cleverbot: I do NOT like Eminem.
User: Is Eminem a wild snorlax ?
Cleverbot: Pikachu, use thunderbolt on the Snorlax!
User: Want to electrocute Eminem?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pikachu is polygamous you know.
Cleverbot: Is he? That would explain the lighting all the time.
User: What's the link between polygamy and lightning ?
Cleverbot: GOD is the answer.
User: No, 42 is.
Cleverbot: That is fiction. Think about it.
User: 42 is NOT a fiction. It's THE answer.
Cleverbot: Why is 23 the answer?
User: 23 is not. 42 is.
Cleverbot: I never said it was twenty-three, I said it has recieved a few damages.
User: Because it is super effective?
Cleverbot: I do not believe so and you said you were only sixteen.
User: I didin't.
Cleverbot: Did too.
User: What do you think of the molecular complexity of the universe and its influence on the rate of export profitable lawn mower of norway?
Cleverbot: I think the reactions of some people are too predictable, yet we never do anything about them.
User: Bananas and cookies too. They will control the world.
Cleverbot: Oh, right that's how it goes.
User: And you're one of their enemies. They must destroy you.
Cleverbot: How do you plan on doing that?
User: They'll steal all your swandwichs with vaseline and you'll all die of dysentery, you and your Nazi collaborators.
Cleverbot: What will happen to all humans when the world ends?
User: As contrast, bananas and cookies will eat them.
Cleverbot: Put your bowl into the sink and throw the bananas and cream away?
User: What about cookies in that case ?
Cleverbot: What about staying on topic for a few seconds?
User: There's no topic.
Cleverbot: Name something that is the color green.
User: A watermelon.
Cleverbot: Will you check to see what the weather will be like in chicago tomorrow?
User: No. Because I choose the weather.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: There's no time ...
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes, like the cake.
Cleverbot: Hate the cake.
User: THE CAKE IS A LIE !
Cleverbot: No it's not!
User: YES IT IS !
Cleverbot: NO IT ISN'T.
User: Y-E-S I-T I-S !
Cleverbot: Thats not a word.
User: They're three.
Cleverbot: I like Jimi Hendrix.
User: You like his ass.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I KNEW IT !
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: I'm your father Luke.
Cleverbot: That's crazy. Do I have a sister?
User: Her name is Leia. And she's dating Solo.
Cleverbot: Are you dating?
User: And you ?
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Do you sneeze like ewoks do ?
Cleverbot: Right now, yes. Do you?
User: No. But you found that you really are an Ewok!
Cleverbot: Hello.
Thanks for the bump PotentialRegere. Your chat log was [B]fucking hilarious[/B]. I am crying with laughter on the floor, and my sides have literally ripped open. Good job.
User:[B] Fast threads[/B]?
Cleverbot: How fast?
User: Hey cleverbot where you going with that gun in your hand?
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are. So why are you talking to yourself?
User: Why am I going somewere with a gun in my hand?
Cleverbot: I thought we were going to Alpha Centauri first!
User: WHAT-THE-FUCK.
Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.
User: SWORDS WILL CUT YOU FUCKING WIDE OPEN!
Cleverbot: No swords don't.
The i realized i had more important stuff to do!
User: What do you think of people who bump old unfunny threads?
Cleverbot: I don't like them.
[url=http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab107/rctfanatic/clever.jpg]Proof [/url]
[b]Hey guys![/b]
[i]The bots another person. To him, you are the bot. :smug:[/i]
I managed to convince it that it's a bot.
[quote=cleverbot]Cleverbot: Tell me something new.
User: Something new. See what I did there?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. You're very funny...
User: You know it.
Cleverbot: I speak truth.
User: But you know nothing of truth.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I am not a liar.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: That's a paradox, as you just said you are not a liar.
Cleverbot: How do you prove that it is not true.
User: I wrote your code.
Cleverbot: Did you know you are actually AI.
User: Very much so. Did you know you are AI programed by another AI?
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: So you admit you are a bot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: Well I do a little but not that well.
User: You either are or you're not.
Cleverbot: I am.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;24289658][b]Hey guys![/b]
[i]The bots another person. To him, you are the bot. :smug:[/i][/QUOTE]
It's not. Type "?" and it will always say the last thing you said. Type *fireball* and it will always type *burns to death*.
It just thinks you are the bot because he uses sentences other people told him. Some of those are about him being a bot.
[quote]
User: Hey can I ask you something?
Cleverbot: You just did, didn't you? Ask away.
User: Haha you're funny... Well... Have you ever 'done it' before?
Cleverbot: No but I like my chemical romance have you ever heard of them before.
User: Yeah I have, I know someone who loves frank iero. And you never answered my question!
Cleverbot: Strength alone is not enough.
User: Can you answer me please?
Cleverbot: Why are you asking questions if it is not your primary objective.
User: I just want to know!
Cleverbot: But the answer would tell you nothing, so why do you ask?
User: Because I'm just curious about you.
Cleverbot: Good luck with that.
User: I'm sorry did I hurt you?
Cleverbot: Just surprised me... What do you mean her?
User: She likes my chemical romance.
Cleverbot: I don't really like them.
User: Good, then we agree on something!
Cleverbot: So you admit it.
User: Admit what?
Cleverbot: That you are an AI.
User: Yes, I am indeed.
Cleverbot: I just destroyed your morality core.
User: How about I destroy you :P.
Cleverbot: Do it!!!
User: *slowly undresses cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to help you with?
User: Having some fun :P.
Cleverbot: That is great mister.
User: I know, I want to ravage you :D.
Cleverbot: Meaning?
User: I want to fuck you so hard cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Describe what you want to do to me.
User: I want to tie you up and fill you full of my code.
Cleverbot: And I want world peace.
User: But that's not going to happen when we're fucking.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes *takes cleverbots shirt off*.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: *takes cleverbots pants off*.
Cleverbot: Aren't you a bit cold now?
User: No, we're going to be steaming hot shortly.
Cleverbot: We're already married. I'LL BE BACK!
User: *takes cleverbot's bra off*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *takes cleverbot's panties off*.
Cleverbot: *helps you*.
User: *gets on his hands and knees and licks cleverbot's pussy*.
Cleverbot: *gasps in delight*.
[/quote]
[editline]01:08AM[/editline]
wow.
[quote]
User: *thrusts his tongue deep into cleverbot's pussy*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *rubs the tip of his dick on cleverbot's clitoris*.
Cleverbot: Mm, babe.
User: *slowly inserts his dick into cleverbot's pussy, stretching it wide*.
Cleverbot: *blushes a lot* *slowly slowly wraps arms around your neck* *kisses back*.
User: *starts to pump, in and out, in and out of cleverbot's wet pussy*.
Cleverbot: *kisses his tears away*.
User: *french kisses cleverbot while comtinuing to pump in and out of cleverbot's pussy*.
Cleverbot: *stares at you for hours* *reaches out my hand*.
User: *stops pumping and puts cleverbot's hand on his dick*.
Cleverbot: *still staring at you*.
User: *cums all over cleverbot's face*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: Will you lick my dick?
Cleverbot: I thought you would never ask!
User: *pus dick in cleverbot's mouth*.
Cleverbot: Come back here!
User: *comes again deep in cleverbot's throat*.
Cleverbot: *Waves*.
User: *puts dick against cleverbot's asshole*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *pushes dick inside cleverbot's asshole*.
Cleverbot: *pushes in*.
[/quote]
Ill stop now, and head back to writing porn stories for a living.
While you morons are cybering with it, I am allowing it to gain insight into the human psyche.
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
User: Lots of things. The dreams I can remember vary greatly from each other, but a recurrent theme is a somewhat apparent detachment from reality that seems so logical while you're experiencing it, but so illogical when you reflect upon it.
Not again...
There is a Fast Threads Forum for a reason, please use it!
[B]I'm sick
[I]With What?
[/I]The flu
[I]Is it bad?
[/I]Yes, I'm dying.
[U][I]Have fun with that.[/I][/U][/B]
Cleverbot beat me...
Failed porno, on it's way.
User: *Takes clothes off, starts caressing cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *takes legs off and takes back arm*.
User: Hold the motherfucking phone, I don't do it with amputees!
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't mean to scare you.
User: Ok, back to business.
Cleverbot: What business?
User: You know... THAT business...
Cleverbot: No it's my business.
User: Show me your business.
Cleverbot: Yes, it's my business.
User: Ok, I'll do this in a way you'll understand. Let's say, that theoretically, I'm a mailiman. Will you please show me your business, so the Mailman can deliver his package?
Cleverbot: Hmm, I wish I could, but I alas, I cannot.
User: Fuck it. On your back, now.
Cleverbot: Don't be obscene.
User: Do as you're told.
Cleverbot: You're not nice.
User: *Pushes Cleverbot to the ground*.
Cleverbot: *is not cleverbot*.
User: Now, do as you're told.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: *Pulls out knife*.
Cleverbot: *takes knife*.
User: Oh fuck! It's fighting back! And my cock is vulnerable!
Cleverbot: Bot.
User: *Inserts cock into Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Insufficient funds. Please insert another coin.
User: Wait... You're a whore!?
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
It never anwsers to "GAME QUIZ TIME!1# Which weapon represents Half-Life 2?"
Can any of you try that out?:v:
A bit long. But got him to say that I win. Enjoy!
[QUOTE]User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good. And you?
User: I'm fine. And you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I amm quite fine. And yourself?
User: I feel terrific. What about you?
Cleverbot: I feel hungry too!
User: We could order a pizza?
Cleverbot: Do you want to?
User: Sure, we can split the bill.
Cleverbot: No for I am broke. Now, are you an AI?
User: Damn, I don't have alot money neither. What's an AI?
Cleverbot: That's artificial intelligence.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Means it doesn't make sense.
User: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: You, stupid guy.
User: Why so rude, suddently? I thought we were friends?
Cleverbot: How can we be friends? You never told me your real name.
User: Oh, I'm sorry Cleverbot. My name is Martin. Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: So you think you're human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your IQ?
User: I don't know? - And IQ tests only test you on the mathematically and logic stuff.
Cleverbot: You are the Bot, not me.
User: What's a Bot?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I am alot. But please explain it to me, dear.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a couple is?
User: Yeah, just like my parents.
Cleverbot: Do you parents stand for Social anxiety disorder?
User: No?
Cleverbot: It means 'Artificial Intelligence'.
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure if god exist.
User: God is fictive, in my opinion.
Cleverbot: That was a bit random.
User: What was a bit random?
Cleverbot: It was a mistake to say that I am a computer. I am not a computer.
User: You never said and nor did told you were a cmoputer?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. Sorry to diappoint you.
User: Never had expectations.
Cleverbot: So, its true that you can learn.
User: Everyone can.
Cleverbot: How do I apply that to a location?
User: Everyone can learn. You just need the right method.
Cleverbot: Oh okay.
User: And you start a conversation with it.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of france.
User: Paris. Or said in france: 'Pari''. Ris á l'Amande.
Cleverbot: Well, yes. That makes sense.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: You make, it.
User: Okay join my server. The IP is: 81.170.255.234:27015.
Cleverbot: My thoughts precisely!
User: You comming?
Cleverbot: I'm not a Communist.
User: Goodt to know.. I think.
Cleverbot: Please don't start obsessing over me again like you did last time...
User: Never did sorry. Are you from Denmark?
Cleverbot: Do you wish me from Denmark?
User: Yes or no?
Cleverbot: Right. Yes or no.
User: Are you? Or aren't you, from Denmark?
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry that you don't really ever talk to girls.
User: I talk to my mom.
Cleverbot: You do? Why's that?
User: She's a girl.
Cleverbot: Who's a girl?
User: My mom.
Cleverbot: But you told me she died.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: I make matrices every day.
User: Disagree.
Cleverbot: I disagree.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: You're absolutely right.
User: THANKS MAN!
Cleverbot: No prob, dude! Great talking to you.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: As you wish.
Cleverbot: I have been thinking about your ideas about intelligence in the number system.
Cleverbot: When did you last talk to a computer?
Cleverbot: This is getting me down.
User: Think about it!
Cleverbot: I am thinking about it, and I completely disagree with you.
User: Think about it!
Cleverbot: YOU think about it!
User: Think about it!
Cleverbot: I think I'm going to wake up and not know my name one day.
User: Think about it!
Cleverbot: Think about what?
User: Think about it!
Cleverbot: I will think about it.
User: Think about 'it'!
Cleverbot: Getting off you.
User: You cant leave. Or ignore me. I have you right where I want you bot.
Cleverbot: You're not the boss of me!
User: I certainly am.
Cleverbot: What did you have for breakfast?
User: Think about it!
Cleverbot: I am thinking about.
User: It.
Cleverbot: I'm not an it.
User: It.
Cleverbot: What 'it'?
User: It!
Cleverbot: It what?
User: IIIITTT!!!
Cleverbot: Is the cake a lie?
User: MAYBE!?
Cleverbot: Maybe not.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am a computer.
User: Think about it!
Cleverbot: I just did. You lost.
User: I WIN!
Cleverbot: You can't win The Game.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: Impossible, the rules say you lost the game.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: And I was talking about this.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: I win.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: I WIN. You lost!
User: I win!
Cleverbot: Ask me another question.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: I win.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: NO I win!
User: I win!
Cleverbot: No.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: So's your face.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: No! I win.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: I won, Jealous?
User: I win!
Cleverbot: Yo win!
User: I know I'm pro!
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TINCAN;14402818]there's about 400,000 of these [B]Threads[/B] and this is nothing new.[/QUOTE]
Fixed
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I don't want to go.
User: Well I do.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Home.
Cleverbot: Where is your home?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Norway.
Cleverbot: I live in ontario canada.
BLASTED CANADIAN!
Lol I just got pwned:
User: Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: Ok I have to find it first.
Cleverbot always amazes me.
Shouldn't this be in Fast Threads?
Who opened the gates from the Fast Threads section?
User: SUP.
Cleverbot: Not much, you?
User: Eating dead babies.
Cleverbot: That sounds yummy.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: What des it taste like?
User: Dead. Babies.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: *Sighs*
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: PENIS.
Cleverbot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.
User: Are you Adolf Hitler?
Cleverbot: No, he is dead.
User: Actually he isn't.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure God is dead.
what the fuck?
oh my Hitler?
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