[Kotaku] You Can Hire Bodyguards for Battlefield 3 - General

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMYLUvLVZ-Y[/media] article: [url]http://kotaku.com/5868146/how-to-hire-an-in+game-bodyguard-and-why-you-should[/url] [quote=Kotaku]...I started with 30 minutes of in-game time with Smith, a 15-year-old kid from England, who guided me through Battlefield 3's many multiplayer maps expertly, giving me advice as we played...[/quote] :v:

This is sort of neat, in a pretty weird/sad way. I would save up money and hire a mercenary army.

[QUOTE=Glitchman;33730035]This is sort of neat, in a pretty weird/sad way. I would save up money and hire a mercenary army.[/QUOTE] pro pcket medic for 2 hours 4 ref add me halofan243

make 14 dollars an hour as a BF3 bodyguard? Sign me up

[QUOTE=Glitchman;33730035]This is sort of neat, in a pretty weird/sad way. I would save up money and hire a mercenary army.[/QUOTE] That'd actually be pretty cool, like 20 people all covering your ass instead of scattered. VIP.

It'd feel way too awkward for me to even think of doing that.

[QUOTE=Jackald;33730929]I don't get it; this is nothing that you can't do with a few friends? Is the guy playing bodyguard really so much better than a few buddies?[/QUOTE] No friends.

haha this is like paying to have friends.

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Wait a second, that's what you and your squad should be doing for free?

[QUOTE=-TRASE-;33731377]Wait a second, that's what you and your squad should be doing for free?[/QUOTE] In a world of noob campers and snipers with as much accuracy as drunk drivers, there is no doubt in my mind that there is a demand for this.

If I were to consider a "bodyguard" in BF3 all I would have them do is repair my tank. They could also go in a jet and keep other air vehicles off me while I'm in a tank.

holy shit this is sad.

Haha, should you be protecting each other in a squad usually, it's like paying to play near correctly.

That's how team games are supposed to work, only without the transfer of money

Payed to play a game with someone? Really, is this how far gone team play is not that we actually have to pay people to work together?

Fuck that, I am so finding some retard to do this with. [editline]15th December 2011[/editline] A rich one.

so they basically do what your squad should do. haha

Pay someone to bait you, and get free points in-game? Sign me up!

[QUOTE=Chickens!;33732157]Fuck that, I am so finding some retard to do this with. [editline]15th December 2011[/editline] A rich one.[/QUOTE] I'm going to offer it to someone for free.

[QUOTE=Raidyr;33731689]holy shit this is sad.[/QUOTE] Much better then cheating.

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;33739507]I'm going to offer it to someone for free.[/QUOTE] I'm going to offer payment for me being somebodies bodyguard.

Why not join a friendly clan? Seems like a waste of money but the guys hiring themselves out sound like they've got it made. Getting payed to play games, fuck yeah!

I like the offering tips and advice part better than the bodyguard part. Assuming your 'bodyguard' is actually good they can pretty much act as in instructor for you. For a new player this would actually be really helpful.

Not really the best advice. The sniping spot that he shown the guy was so elevated and obvious. Obviously not a good spot if people can shoot you and kill you. Seriously though, get some friends..them being good at the game is a bonus lol. Can't believe this shit.

It's almost as cheesy as that service that allows you to pay to play with female gamers or w/e it is.

this is a first

[QUOTE=MR-X;33741679]It's almost as cheesy as that service that allows you to pay to play with female gamers or w/e it is.[/QUOTE] What? Is this an actual thing, that's... what?

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"turns cheating into a profession" How in the fuck could this be considered cheating