• Sony advert compares PlayStation Vita to a woman with four breasts
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[IMG]http://images.eurogamer.net/2012/articles//a/1/5/2/4/7/6/7/eurogamer-46rl1r.jpg/EG11/resize/600x-1[/IMG] Via [URL="http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-11-01-sony-ad-compares-playstation-vita-to-a-woman-with-four-breasts"]Eurogamer[/URL] [quote]A new PlayStation Vita advert has compared the handheld games console to a woman with four breasts - two on her front, two on her back. The French magazine ad is designed to highlight the touch-sensitive areas on the Vita's front and rear. Text on the advert translates to: "Touch both sides. Twice the sensations." The image does not include the woman's head - that's not important - just a flawlessly-skinned torso. The image was first posted online by a Twitter user (via Kotaku) yesterday. The image has, so far, not appeared in the UK. PlayStation Vita launched earlier this year in Europe to a muted response. Sales have been slow here and in Japan, far below that of Nintendo's 3DS. Sony UK boss Fergal Gara previously told Eurogamer that the company had plans to back Vita with strong marketing push in the run-up to the Christmas period.[/quote] Finally, a company that is willing to appeal to my niche fetish!
[QUOTE=Patriarch;38275842]Finally, a company that is willing to appeal to my niche fetish![/QUOTE] French, huh? I would've expected Japan.
It could just be back fat. Saggy back fat.
What the fuck.
I am surprised they didn't go with the the four on the front.
[QUOTE=Fangz;38275931]I am surprised they didn't go with the the four on the front.[/QUOTE] It'd make sense anatomically, but it would defeat the purpose of advertising the back touch "screen" and the front touch screen.
[QUOTE=Fangz;38275931]I am surprised they didn't go with the the four on the front.[/QUOTE] It's to highlight the Vita's rear touchscreen. It's pretty ingenious actually; now you can touch-scroll without covering any part of the screen with your finger. Also the rear touch area can serve double-duty as R2/L2 buttons.
That's rather disturbing.
It's like someone took Nintendo's old "Touching is Good" DS ad campaign and cranked it up to eleven.
I'll pass on that sony.
Oh, I get it. It's impractical and not really as attractive as it should be?
[QUOTE=Untouch;38276305]Oh, I get it. It's impractical and not really as attractive as it should be?[/QUOTE] No! You don't get it at all! Silly Untouch.
Worst advertising I have seen in weeks. Hilarious, tho.
IMO this is kinda genius advertising lol Seeing as a "selling point" for the vita for sony is that theres touch sensative controls on the front and the back.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_QVyI-QStM[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_QVyI-QStM[/media] Late I guess, but I have a Barney Stinson avatar, so I consider that a win in my book.
[QUOTE]The French magazine ad is designed to highlight the touch-sensitive areas on the Vita's front and rear. Text on the advert translates to: "Touch both sides. Twice the sensations." The image does not include the woman's head - that's not important - just a flawlessly-skinned torso.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, if that's what you're going for, why not find a somewhat horizontally symmetrical woman and use, you know, her ass? Why back-titties?
This is just sexist and wrong :v: [QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;38275888]It could just be back fat. Saggy back fat.[/QUOTE] [thumb]http://c0013574.r32.cf1.rackcdn.com/x2_3b53f88[/thumb]
[QUOTE=J!NX;38276539]This is just sexist and wrong :v: [thumb]http://c0013574.r32.cf1.rackcdn.com/x2_3b53f88[/thumb][/QUOTE] I can count at least 6 reasons why that picture is disturbing.
I guess you can touch it both ways!
[QUOTE=garychencool;38278039]I guess you can touch it both ways![/QUOTE] yeah
[QUOTE=Yogkog;38277724]I can count at least 6 reasons why that picture is disturbing.[/QUOTE] I just need one reason someone actually got that fat, and then afterwards actually thought it'd be smart to wear that in public.
I love the French.
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haven't seen advertising this bad since 2005 with the psp and the squirr--wait a minute sony, fire your entire marketing team
[QUOTE=koeniginator;38275850]French, huh? I would've expected Japan.[/QUOTE] I would've expected France's neighbor to the east, then again lack of poop.
So... something nobody really has?
Reminds me of the stink Sony caused with that advert for the white version of the PSP.
4 tits is gross. But 3 are awesome.
[QUOTE=zombojoe;38281097]4 tits is gross. But 3 are awesome.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;nC4ufqxWwMw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC4ufqxWwMw[/video]
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