A three part special!
Part One
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-O3ASU7L4M[/media]
Part Two
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4aRTksjQas[/media]
Part Three
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkij8a8cNp4[/media]
But Wait! There's more! Order now and get a special response from the nutcase featured absolutely free!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q6NnFDPFvg[/media]
WHY IS THERE A SQUARE AROUND THE EARTH
This guy can't possibly be real.
Dopefish is a very nice guy
[quote]Hey man!
Again, I'm sorry for the personal attacks. I watched this with a few friends over at our stream and didn't intentionally set out to make a viral YouTUbe video. I thought it was funny so I edited it together and uploaded it, and well, it got popular. Thanks for being a good sport about it though, you seem like a nice person.
Obviously namecalling is not a rebuttal in any way, and the video was never meant to be a "debunking" or anything, I was just showing a video that I enjoyed to my friends. I don't agree with (m)any of your arguments, but the video wasn't meant to be a serious takedown of your arguments or anything. It's also edited down heavily obviously, skipping by a lot of the stuff you present only to get to my own reactions.
My responses weren't rehearsed or thought out at all, it was all done live off the cuff.
Oh, and I'm sorry for my fans or people who watched the video coming over here and being mean. I guess it's a bit hypocritical since I'm obviously being quite rude in the video myself, but I dislike personal attacks.[/quote]
How is it possible to have once believed in a round Earth then used backwards bullshit logic to convince yourself that it's flat [I]and[/I] that the Bible is entirely literal? Not just the Bible, but the [I]hugely modified King James Version[/I]???
What would happen if we took this nutcase into a space rocket and launched him into a far earth orbit?
Would he start praying, thinking it was the apocalypse or the work of satanic magic?
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;48621435]What would happen if we took this nutcase into a space rocket and launched him into a far earth orbit?
Would he start praying, thinking it was the apocalypse or the work of satanic magic?[/QUOTE]
If you watch the third video, he says it's an IMAX behind the windows... somehow, and they put neodymium (which makes things weightless, apparently) into all of their clothes.. And I guess they weave it into their hair and inject it into their bodies so that their tears and bodily fluids are weightless, too.
If the guy in the videos he watches is being serious, it's very sad.
I mean, you learn the stuff he doesn't seem to know ANYTHING about in elementary school.
How is he going to explain the moon and sun and pretty much everything else that goes up and below the horizon?
Has this dude ever gone out of his basement? I have been flying with planes and sailing in the open sea, in both cases I have been able to see the curvature of the earth.
If the earth was really flat, I would be able to see the paris tower now, hell it would be a clusterfuck of shit everywhere. I would be able to wave at any of you americans over there if we just had a sufficiently large telescope to view each others with.
This man is delusional, throw him in the asylum before he blows up a university or some shit.
[editline]5th September 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;48621444]If you watch the third video, he says it's an IMAX behind the windows... somehow, and they put neodymium (which makes things weightless, apparently) into all of their clothes.. And I guess they weave it into their hair and inject it into their bodies so that their tears and bodily fluids are weightless, too.[/QUOTE]
It's fucking incredible how far out this guy is.
[editline]5th September 2015[/editline]
He doesn't even understand basic fucking newtonian physics.
[B]FUCK[/B]
I want this guy to meet Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins because Buzz would rip him a new one, but at the same time I don't because they don't deserve to have to deal with his bullshit.
What would even be the point of a worldwide spherical Earth conspiracy? At least other conspiracy theories make sense, in the sense that there would have been an actual motivation for faking the Moon landings for instance. But who would benefit from people not knowing the shape of the Earth?
[QUOTE=Kljunas;48621861]What would even be the point of a worldwide spherical Earth conspiracy?[/QUOTE]
Obviously Satan stuff, duh! It's like you don't even listen to the man...
[QUOTE=Kljunas;48621861]What would even be the point of a worldwide spherical Earth conspiracy? At least other conspiracy theories make sense, in the sense that there would have been an actual motivation for faking the Moon landings for instance. But who would benefit from people not knowing the shape of the Earth?[/QUOTE]
I think the conspiracy is built around satan ruling the world or something
He has to be a troll, a really really good troll. There is no way someone really believes this.
I can believe that he's genuine, it's not hard to develop massive convoluted explanations just so the world fits how you want.
The amount of effort he puts into his videos and stuff like finding Satan in NASA though, it's hard not to laugh.
[QUOTE=Thom12255;48621151]Dopefish is a very nice guy[/QUOTE]
I don't think I could possibly be that nice to someone like that.
After watching his "rebuttal" I'm convinced he's a massive troll. Like, I'm honestly not capable of believing someone would be that downright stupid.
I wanna say this guy is just making this stuff up, but I knew a dude who legit believed that the moon was hollow and lizard men lived inside it
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;48623785]I wanna say this guy is just making this stuff up, but I knew a dude who legit believed that the moon was hollow and lizard men lived inside it[/QUOTE]
I can confirm that this guy is possibly not fake because of a guy I also knew, it seems the more insane people get, the more of this kind of shit they will just believe to the point where they will literally make shit up the way that they find fit.
The guy in this video obviously never had very good schooling since he is so uninformed, so imagine someone from the Renaissance who knows nothing about physics trying to come up with stuff, and for all they know everything else is just a 'theory' like this guy believed, so therefore his theory is just as valid in his head. Or he is just fucking with people, and I hope that's the case because if someone really has no concept of gravity I have a hard time believing they grew up during this era of time.
[QUOTE=Handsome Matt;48624218]could you imagine being this fucking retarded that you can't understand basic relativity.[/QUOTE]
I can imagine someone being a lot worse off than that, to be honest. That's pretty dumb though.
No satellite imagery of earth? U wot?
[URL]http://www.goes.noaa.gov/index.html[/URL]
You can see satellite imagery of your area from literally a half hour ago.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;48623785]I wanna say this guy is just making this stuff up, but I knew a dude who legit believed that the moon was hollow and lizard men lived inside it[/QUOTE]
according to Doctor Who the moon is an egg
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;48621444]If you watch the third video, he says it's an IMAX behind the windows... somehow, and they put neodymium (which makes things weightless, apparently) into all of their clothes.. And I guess they weave it into their hair and inject it into their bodies so that their tears and bodily fluids are weightless, too.[/QUOTE]
Wow that's commendable dedication, most of those flat earth idiots just say it's all bullshit. "Have you been to space? You haven't, and I haven't. It's all a conspiracy, space doesn't exist".
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;48623785]I wanna say this guy is just making this stuff up, but I knew a dude who legit believed that the moon was hollow and lizard men lived inside it[/QUOTE]
Whenever I hear stuff like this, i just go "That would make for a good episode of some children's TV show."
[QUOTE=Kljunas;48621861]What would even be the point of a worldwide spherical Earth conspiracy? At least other conspiracy theories make sense, in the sense that there would have been an actual motivation for faking the Moon landings for instance. But who would benefit from people not knowing the shape of the Earth?[/QUOTE]
I've read somewhere that conspiracy exists to - guess what?! - keep people down. Because beyond the Antarctic Ice Wall (game of thrones anyone?) there's just another patch of land, completely Earth-like, with all the resources and shit, right? So if we discovered that, the limited resource-based economy would collapse and everyone will be free or some bollocks like that. And the best part - the "Earth" plane is unlimited, it's just divided up by the Ice. In order for the people not to go free The Elites, or the new world order government had to invent round earth, ta-da!
I'm surprised this fuckery didn't get popular, it's more plausible than Scientology for fuck's sake.
[editline]6th September 2015[/editline]
I should really stop rely on automerge if I take so much time to write my posts.
[QUOTE=gudman;48625333]IAnd the best part - the "Earth" plane is unlimited, it's just divided up by the Ice.[/QUOTE]
So, according to this theory, our world is basically minecraft.
[QUOTE=antianan;48625358]So, according to this theory, our world is basically minecraft.[/QUOTE]
See, Notch is in on it, and THEY paid him off to silence him. THEY use this old tactic - make something an entertainment and no one will believe it's true. Just like THEY popularized the "steel beams" meme.
THEY're everywhere.
They always like shoe horn Satan in their argument because he's bad.
I've yet to hear any reason as to why he's bad. Ever. The only thing I know for sure is he admired his own looks in the mirror a little too much and was banished from heaven forever. I think I know who the real asshole is
[QUOTE=TheTalon;48625492]They always like shoe horn Satan in their argument because he's bad.
I've yet to hear any reason as to why he's bad. Ever. The only thing I know for sure is he admired his own looks in the mirror a little too much and was banished from heaven forever. I think I know who the real asshole is[/QUOTE]
Modern Christianity has pretty much lumped Satan, Lucifer, The Devil, the Antichrist, the Beast, hell even the snake from Genesis into one evil character. Which is really stupid because it makes Christian mythology a lot less interesting. The stupidest part is making the concept of an "Antichrist" being the same as "The Beast" and related to the end times, because the "Antichrist" was pretty much a warning against people who would inevitably exist and lead Christians astray from Jesus's teachings (which has happened repeatedly throughout history despite the Bible's best attempts to warn about it), not a prophecy about a specific event.
[QUOTE=Kljunas;48621861]What would even be the point of a worldwide spherical Earth conspiracy? At least other conspiracy theories make sense, in the sense that there would have been an actual motivation for faking the Moon landings for instance. But who would benefit from people not knowing the shape of the Earth?[/QUOTE]
Well if the planes have to go in long circles instead of just turning around and taking a shorter route then they'll make more money because they can overcharge the tickets claiming it's a longer route than it really is.
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