Before we get started, he needs a name.
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Brendan? It seems to fit.
George, Lord of Waffles.
Your name is now Brendan, Lord of Waffles.
George, Lord of Brendans
Waffles, Lord of Georges
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Fine then. George Brendan: Lord of Waffles.
You wake up in an alley, what do you do now?
Chill
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you chill. You're starting to get hungry.
go rob a grocery store for waffles.
Attempt to rob the computer store for waffles.
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You attempt to rob the store for waffles
The confused computer store employee writes his waffles.fm account information on a Windows XP box, then runs into a storage room and locks the door.
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In a dissapointed fit of rage, you smash out a window and make your escape (through the front door, that broken glass would hurt), grabbing the closest thing to the door as you leave. Unfortunately it's a large CRT monitor.
You're still hungry, but you have bigger problems, the police are probably on their way.
[U]Items added to inventory:[/U]
CRT monitor
Windows XP CD
Waffles.FM account info
Eat the monitor.
Bribe the police with the waffles.fm account info.
[QUOTE=TGWTF9001;17739744]Eat the monitor.[/QUOTE]
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even if it did have nutritional value, you dont have the teeth to chew through it. You can hear sirens in the distance.
Wear the CRT monitor in attempts to look like a computer and fool the cops.
[QUOTE=PhoenixRSA;17739826]Bribe the police with the waffles.fm account info.[/QUOTE]
Quickly hiding your stolen goods, You approach an officer, and he gladly reports to another crime scene on the other side of town in exchange for your waffles.fm account information.
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You should probably find a more permanent way of avoiding the police though.
Sell the monitor and XP at a nearby flea market and buy a fake police uniform.
[QUOTE=PhoenixRSA;17740329]Sell the monitor and XP at a nearby flea market and buy a fake police uniform.[/QUOTE]
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Unfortunately the only police uniform they had was a child's haloween costume. You should probably find some other way of changing your appearence before it cuts off the circulation to your arms.
At least it came with a with a toy radio and a cool water gun.
Not only that, but you have 15 dollars left over.
15 dollars, Child's haloween costume, toy radio, and water gun added to inventory.
XP, CRT, and Account Information removed from inventory.
Go buy 15 packs of gum.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;17740856]Go buy 15 packs of gum.[/QUOTE]
This. Use the gum to stuff the sleeves so that your circulation won't be cut off, then go to a gay bar.
Kick Ass And Chew Bubble gum
Buy Jesus
Buy 15 packs of jesus flavored bubble gum.
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Then go kick someone's ass.
Then visit your local internet cafe and browse 4chan for hours on end
[QUOTE=Perfumly;17742095]Buy 15 packs of jesus flavored bubble gum.
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Drawing this next, but I haven't slept in a really long time, and it's starting to affect my paint ability.
That's fine, just draw a cock and run
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You buy 15 packs of Jesus Gum!
You Ignore the warning and chew 5 packs at once.
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It has an unexpected side effect.
Well, at least the cops won't recognize you.
Walk across a puddle of water.
Turn said puddle into wine afterwards.
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