I want to share my story with you. So you wouldn't do the same error as me.
We were last weekend with a couple of friends on a student dinner (called Sits). On these dinners the main point is to drink, the food is just a sidekick. On the dinner while you eat you every now and then sing a drinking song and then take a shot of vodka, not necessarily a full shot because you sing like 15-20 songs on each dinner. This is actually really fun, especially since there are like up to a hundred persons on these dinners and most of them are people who you don't know so it makes it more interesting. This type of dinner is actually an tradition that students at universities do here in Finland (maybe in other Scandinavian countries too).
And now we get to the part why you shouldn't binge drink. When I woke up on the hotel rooms floor the morning after, my body was aching like hell. I had a lot of memory gaps, I slightly remember when we went to the bar and that I was dancing drunk. I had no clue of how I'd gotten to the hotel room, so I asked my buddies how we got there. They told me that I had left the bar earlier, which was funny because when they came to the hotel they saw that the "Checked out" flyer or whatever was hanging from the door, and when they came in I weared my friends clothes (why?...) and the shower was running. It was a mystery how I got to the hotel since this was in an unfamiliar town. But when I watched at my wrists it was as if I had been handcuffed yesterday... And then it I remembered it. When I left the bar I got into some fight and the cops came and tackled me and put handcuffs on me, then they had a talk with me but I got away with a warning. And then the cops let me go. From there I walked to a nearby McDonalds, and I have a receit where I had bought 20 nuggets and a McFlurry, at 2:17 am. I met a guy there and he was on his way to the same hotel as me, but I don't remember anything else.
The next thing I noticed was that my jacket was missing, which could've been a really bad thing because it was fucking freezing that weekend, what if I had got pneumonia or some other nasty shit? Well we came to the conclusion that the jacket had to be at the bar still, which it was. PHEW. It was an expensive ass jacket.
So I don't remember a lot from last night, not so bad. But now comes the fucking worst part. I felt really fucking sick, when I lied on the bed I suddenly needed to vomit. I rushed to the bathroom, FUCK my friend was in there showering and the door was locked. I tried not to vomit, but I couldn't hold it so I puked all over the door and then into the garbage can. I had to puke so many fucking times before I started to feel fine.
So we finally got our assess up and went to the trainstation so we could get home. Everything was fine and dandy on the train until I started to feel shit again. I had to fucking go and puke, but fuck! There was this restaurant trolley right in my way, it was blocking the whole path, there was no way to get past it. I came rushing and shouting "excuse me, excuse me, coming through!". But I couldn't get past the trolley and I couldn't hold the vomit in so I FUCKING PUKED ON THE TROLLEY! Well mostly on myself, but a bit went on the trolley too. I just rushed to the toilet, and apparently they didn't get pissed at me because no one said anything to me nor did I have to pay fo anything. Or maybe they couldn't just find me.
When we finally arrived home from the 2 hour lasting hellride I had the fucking shakes like hell, my body temperature was probably less than what it should be, and I was pale as a motherfucker. But the vomiting fucking didn't stop, just as I stepped out from the train I puked all over the platform, but now I was puking gastric acids. Goddammit it tasted like shit. For the rest of the day I couldn't do shit, I was fucking exhausted. I barely could surf the interwebs. The day after that I was still hungover. But the worst thing was that I lost my credit card, and I burned up 140€ that evening.
So kids, the lesson is not to drink too fucking much.
[B]Tl;dr[/B] Got drunk as hell, the day after I puked all over myself and other places. Burned up a lot of money and lost my credit card.
Share you're stories too if you feel like it.
Sounds like a bad teen movie.
I've done much worse
The Hangover 2?
This kids, is why you don't mix your drinks.
I was going to drink tonight, but this made me second guess myself
One time I got black out drunk at my friend's house on Christmas. I woke up and came to the realization I had pissed myself.
Also, the rest of that day involved me laying around doing nothing and feeling like shit.
Sounds like an average weekend.
[QUOTE=Asm;27584120]I've done much worse[/QUOTE]
Well it's not really that bad, not my worst either. But it's the most recent for me.
I still don't remember last Halloween. Skittles + Vodka = bluuuuuuurgggh
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;27584145]This kids, is why you don't mix your drinks.[/QUOTE]
The first time I went properly drinking I was told not to mix drinks so in my naive mind I thought it meant don't get two drinks and mix them together, needless to say I later found out that me basically trying everything to see what I liked was a silly idea.
Welcome to alcohol...
How do you know how shit tastes?
i went to a party last night and broke 2 paintings and went into the CCOF chat when i got back. never mix your drink though dingus
I got drunk and we put a bikepump into a friends asshole and pumped it, and he had a 30 second fart, and then shat himself all over the floor.
[QUOTE=Septimas;27584583]I got drunk and we put a bikepump into a friends asshole and pumped it, and he had a 30 second fart, and then shat himself all over the floor.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck
Sounds like a Tucker Max story.
Taking vitamin C before going to sleep after a partyful night decreases the severity of the hangover.
No idea how, but it works.
[QUOTE=Septimas;27584583]I got drunk and we put a bikepump into a friends asshole and pumped it, and he had a 30 second fart, and then shat himself all over the floor.[/QUOTE]
ahahhahahahhhhahhdhfhgdgjfgjfghkghk that is gold
You got into a fight with a cop and then they let you go?
[B]My fucking ass.[/B]
[QUOTE=Am I Really?;27585718]You got into a fight with a cop and then they let you go?
[B]My fucking ass.[/B][/QUOTE]
It wasn't really an fight as in me hitting another guy and he hitting me, as I recall. It was mostly shouting and flailing arms, and tugging other's shirts.
[B]EDIT:[/B]
[i]IF even[/i] that... As I said I don't remember shit except some bits, all I remember from this episode was that I at least was arguing with some dude, but I don't remember whatsoever if we hit each other, at least I didn't get hit since my face isn't busted. Things that I know that happened: we shouted, he pushed/nudged me, we threatened each other maybe even? And suddenly I hit the ground. It was possible that this could've evolved into a fight, but the cops prevented it.
[QUOTE=-ZeeBo-;27585756]It wasn't really an fight as in me hitting another guy and he hitting me, as I recall. It was mostly shouting and flailing arms, and [B]tugging other's shirts[/B].[/QUOTE]
That would be battery.
Mussolini knows best.
[QUOTE=-ZeeBo-;27584033]
Share you're stories too if you feel like it.[/QUOTE]
Thread ruined due to this.
Sad, it'd have been an awesome thread too.
:frown:
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;27586042]Mussolini knows best.[/QUOTE]
hi sloppy
[QUOTE=markg06;27584417]The first time I went properly drinking I was told not to mix drinks so in my naive mind I thought it meant don't get two drinks and mix them together, needless to say I later found out that me basically trying everything to see what I liked was a silly idea.[/QUOTE]
I got told the same thing, understood it and ignored it, and realised that drinking vodka, cider and jager is fine, but if you throw in beer you'll violently spew for a few minutes.
The friend who we put the pump up his ass also woke up naked inside of his dog bed.
I've learned that vodka pong isn't the smartest of ideas.
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;27586105]Thread ruined due to this.
Sad, it'd have been an awesome thread too.
:frown:[/QUOTE]
Why? :O
€140???
On my most expensive evenings I spend €10 or something. Why on earth would you spend that much...
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