Guys this is really bad so recently I bought a mature cat. He's really old and wise but he's a bit of a pervert with the ladies. However the other day I looked dead at his penis, and boom, he gets a raging boner and comes after my eye. Which is bad because cats have barbed penises and it's hurting my eye. How can I stop this facepunch?
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What
:wtc: Dude. Just no.
put the catnip on the scratch-post
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;24396088]Guys this is really bad so recently I bought a mature cat. He's really old and wise but he's a bit of a pervert with the ladies. However the other day [B]I looked dead at his penis[/B], and boom, he gets a raging boner and comes after my eye. Which is bad because cats have barbed penises and it's hurting my eye. How can I stop this facepunch?[/QUOTE]
:gay:
Deal with it v:smug:v
Wear goggles.
beat down on ur pussy!
Euthanize him
Avatar fits
[QUOTE=Head Shot;24396224]Euthanize him[/QUOTE]
On it boss. Getting kitty snipers in position.
[img_thumb]http://billthe3.net/dvc/mm171/10pics/cat-sniper.jpg[/img_thumb]
Wow
Why were you staring at his penis again
Uhhhh... :wtc:
shoot it with a .22LR
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[QUOTE=Mikesword221;24396311]On it boss. Getting kitty snipers in position.
[img_thumb]http://billthe3.net/dvc/mm171/10pics/cat-sniper.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
YU ARE SO FuNNEI!!+11111 (((^_^)))
OP has a weird fetish. Is also making this up.
Go away OP we don't want to hear about your fantasy.
Trololololo
[QUOTE=ComanduMambu;24396462]shoot it with a .22LR
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You are not funny.
let him fuck you in the ass
he knows you want it
Remove your eyeballs. It's the only way to be sure.
