What's the most epic way I could die?

[TheUltimateHam]

Hey guys, i was having an argument with my friend Mac about the coolest way i could die. I used to think that the best way to die was to choke on your favorite food, which is waffles, but what's the most epic? Here are my hobbies:

I love to watch anime and read manga.
I'm a really big biker.
I play French horn in my school band.
I love video games an learning about computers.

I know my best bet is to ask you guys, so what do you think?

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[Nystical]

killed by a puppy

[pie_is_good]

killed by two puppies

[odellus]

to choke on shards of your esophagus and drown in your own saliva because your throat couldn't handle the utter stupidity of you saying epic every three fucking sentences

it's old, it was never funny. Stop using it.

[Psycho_Shadow]

Crushed by boxes.

[Soderholm]

Killed by a bread dog

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[Alcapwne]

I don't like the adjective 'epic'. It should be used in some situations, yes. But it's just become overused and lost its meaning. As are the words 'win' and 'fail'.

[dzonint]

Most "epic" death for me is natural one thank you.

[TheUltimateHam]

[QUOTE=Alcapwne;24786990]I don't like the adjective 'epic'. It should be used in some situations, yes. But it's just become overused and lost its meaning. As are the words 'win' and 'fail'.[/QUOTE]

Well, what's the coolest way I can die then?

[Peluri]

death by curing cancer

[SamRinny]

French horn in the pooper

[The Mighty Boat]

motorcycling into fast threads at 400 mph.

[ghostfais]

hawk attack

[g-foxisus]

Run naked to wall-street and then blow yourself up

Hurry, or else some people in the east will beat you to it

[shodan]

get killed by evil santa:

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[TheUltimateHam]

[QUOTE=SamRinny;24787032]French horn in the pooper[/QUOTE]

Oh dear god....

[Tacosheller]

Falling into a pit of fire and spikes and surviving for days slowing melting to death

[Activeellis]

How about...
Suspenseful...

[Naofa]

beaten to death by a penis.

[Gunguy]

dying reading this thread

[Wafflemaster]

[QUOTE=SamRinny;24787032]French horn in the pooper[/QUOTE]

You stole my idea

[Cello]

Swinging an axe into your own head

[Tukimoshi]

[QUOTE=TheUltimateHam;24786878]Hey guys, i was having an argument with my friend Mac about the coolest way i could die. I used to think that the best way to die was to choke on your favorite food, which is waffles, but what's the most epic? Here are my hobbies:

I love to watch anime and read manga.
I'm a really big biker.
I play French horn in my school band.
I love video games an learning about computers.

I know my best bet is to ask you guys, so what do you think?[/QUOTE]

It's already been decided that hanging yourself with Razor Wire after gluing your hands to your head so it looks like you ripped off your own head is the most epic way to die.

Another good way would be to stab yourself with a chainsaw.

[veDemaG]

To post in fast threads.

[Megaket]

Death from being converted to communism.

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[SomeRandomGuy18]

[QUOTE=Peluri;24787013]death by curing cancer[/QUOTE]

I Am Legend

[TheUltimateHam]

[QUOTE=Megaket;24787240]Death from being converted to communism.[/QUOTE]

No. Get out.

[Poketama]

I take it you're a "bicycler" not a biker in the common sense of the word?

[Vinze]

[QUOTE=Megaket;24787240]Death from being converted to communism.[/QUOTE]

Shhh! Before the comissionar bans us!

[Monsters_Marco]

Breath diamond dust. Die a slow, painful, death. Make sure you inhale lots of it so your innards would be worth a ton.