[url]http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html[/url]
[release]A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
[U]A five-year research on 500 men[/U]
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
[U]Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation[/U]
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
[B]Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.[/B]
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. [B]We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.[/B]"
[B]In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.[/B]
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.[/release]
This must've been [i]hard[/i] to research.
facepunch will live longer i see.
And what about masturbation? Its good for the prostate, but how would it play in to this.
Okay I'll stare at them for the sake of my health.
I'm 21 and I've probably got that extra 4-5 already.
This isn't true my friend spent every waking moment trying to stare at breasts and he was stabbed to death by a feminist. Myth busted.
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;23723955]This isn't true my friend spent every waking moment trying to stare at breasts and he was stabbed to death by a feminist. Myth busted.[/QUOTE]
He should have used that glass invisibility cloak.
I'm going to live forever.
Your life isn't the only thing that will be longer.
I love my country
Hell yea, they make us happier. But then again a little depressed cause we can't touch them..:(
It's not like you have to stare at breasts. Stare at whatever makes you sexually aroused and live longer.
"Stare at breasts; Live longer" sounds like something Advice Dog would say
on it boss
To think a girl would have done this research. Maybe guy scientists just don't have balls anymore.
10 minutes
they'd have to be some mighty interesting tits
I know I feel longer when I stare at tits.
Doesn't matter, most of you are gay anyway
I guess I should feel bad for gay people.
I find myself not wanting to argue with this.
[QUOTE=Somebody_404;23724436]Doesn't matter, most of you are gay anyway[/QUOTE]
I don't get it.
I'm gay and I stare at tits...its mostly from watching humorous porn though. aAAAGH DOCTOR FUCK ME IN THE ASS DOCTOR I NEED YOUR BIG DICK IN MY ASS DOCTOR!
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I are gay furry and I express it by putting it all over my profile and using cropped gay art to show the cumface...
And thats most of the furrys on steam ive encountered...[/quote]
Well this is a plus for having lots of female friends with moderately sized titties.
Congrats man, you quoted my observation of like 10 people on my friends list.
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Am I missing something?
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[QUOTE=bigbigzubra;23724587]Congrats man, you quoted my observation of like 10 people on my friends list.[/QUOTE]
I am confused!
[QUOTE=bigbigzubra;23724490]I'm gay and I stare at tits...its mostly from watching humorous porn though. aAAAGH DOCTOR FUCK ME IN THE ASS DOCTOR I NEED YOUR BIG DICK IN MY ASS DOCTOR![/QUOTE]
I can't get hard to porn anymore unless there's some cheesy storyline to go with it.
This was disproven years ago I don't know why it's popping up again in december 09
[url]http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm[/url]
and if you don't like reading, Brainiacs disproved it as well
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vmU_iJps7A[/media]
[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YOPawKEFw7E/S96DjH4swwI/AAAAAAAAAEw/W4rr2eSsSak/s1600/d_cup_breasts.jpg[/IMG]
for the sake of living longer
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