• Park Slope Kids Salon: Stop Calling Your Wifi "LuLu's Anal Bleaching"
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[quote]CITIZEN'S ARREST! A person who controls a wifi near the "combination hair salon and toy store on the increasingly stylish Fifth Avenue strip of Park Slope" called LuLu's has given his or her network a positively vulgar name. It is a name that threatens to sully the posh and sophisticated reputation of a shop that charges $26 to give your child a new lease on life via his or her tresses ($10 for just a bangs job). It is a name that is not good for kids. On the Google Group bergenbtwn4and5, LuLu's owner Brigitte Prat (or someone posing as her using the handle brigittelpratt) shares the story of how her brand is being attacked (probably by a high person who thought it would be funny to satirize the presumed bourgieness of the children's salon):[/quote] [url]http://gawker.com/park-slope-kids-salon-stop-calling-your-wifi-lulus-a-1553651388[/url]
My wfi is called "Fuck even louder" in hopes my neighbours get the message one day.
My neighbors wifi is "fuck yo wifi nigga." i am not even kidding.
FBI Surveillance Van #2 is still the best name for a WiFi connection. A friend of mine once named his "GET YOUR OWN FUCKING WIFI".
Free Viruses Mine
mine is Pretty Fly for a WiFi
Saw this at a Mexican restaurant once. I was curious and went to 192.168.1.1 and saw that whoever set up the router left it completely unprotected. [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/ZuxlKy.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Comcastic;44411294]FBI Surveillance Van #2 is still the best name for a WiFi connection. A friend of mine once named his "GET YOUR OWN FUCKING WIFI".[/QUOTE] Mine's called FBI Party Van. Such creativity.
My neighbors have "manbearpig cave", and my grandparents use "Rhett Buttler" I wish my household had a cool Wi-Fi name, but it's just the username my dad uses online.
People next to us had something along the lines of COLLEGE BOI LOVE COCK or something to that effect.
Bill wi the science fi
[B]"Tell my WiFi i love her."[/B] never changing it.
My Dad's WIFI is just "POLICE".
My neighbour has a WiFi called "I got laid for installing this" :v:
[QUOTE=Trogdon;44411319]mine is Pretty Fly for a WiFi[/QUOTE] Someone has that around me.
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;44411513][B]"Tell my WiFi i love her."[/B] never changing it.[/QUOTE] it's supposed to be [B]"Tell my WiFi love her."[/B]
"WiFi of the neighbours" and "buy your own wifi" im living around buncha uncreative people
Need one named like DEA3064-746-0483 like it's an agency or something to scare people off.
You all missed the best part of the article. [quote]PLEASE HELP! Unfortunately someone near by has named their WiFi a really awful name referring to my shops, "LuLu's Anal Bleaching for Kids". [b]I've tried calling Time Warner and Verizon and they can't seem to help.[/b] I have reached out to the 78th Precinct and my lawyer, but they can't help either because I don't know who it is. You can see the Network from both of my establishments, you can see it on your smart phone from my stores, my house, or standing in front of 417 & 426 Bergen Street as well as across the street. This is really disturbing and I'm lost to what to do without knowing who it is. Any other ideas on how to handle this? Brigitte[/quote]
Eh, mine's pretty mundane as "It hurts when IP" Been wondering if hurts should be swapped for Hertz, or if it's overdoing it.
At least it isn't offering unsecured wifi and subjecting public users to a NSFW/NSFL version of [URL="http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html"]kitten net[/URL].
There's a clever guy in my neighbourhood that called his one "virus". Yet it remains unprotected...
[QUOTE=Comcastic;44411294]FBI Surveillance Van #2 is still the best name for a WiFi connection. A friend of mine once named his "GET YOUR OWN FUCKING WIFI".[/QUOTE] mine is FBISecurityVan#1
Motherfucker near me has a wifi router named "Half-Life 3 is never coming out - RIP" :tinfoil:
Mine is Trojan.Banker.Delf.ZRD
Mine's called 'C1000 Gratis Wi-Fi' and my neighbor has 'Jumbo Gratis Wi-Fi' C1000 and Jumbo are both nearby convenience stores, and 'Gratis' means 'Free' in Dutch.
my buddies is "a witty and cleverly named wifi connection made to get peoples attention"
[QUOTE=SexualShark;44412168]my buddies is "a witty and cleverly named wifi connection made to get peoples attention"[/QUOTE] SSIDs have a maximum length of 32 characters. So it would cut off at "a witty and cleverly named wifi".
My WiFi is called nikomo.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0MObpn5.png[/IMG] Ain't nothin' to fuck with.
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