• Snow White and the Huntsman
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So, an epic retelling of Snow White? Sounds kinda cool. Yeah, it's got that chick from Twilight in it, but hey, at least she's moving on from that silly role. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY67V0wOlz8[/media] My question is, where are the dwarves?
Looks absolutely dreadful.
I'd only watch this for the dwarves.
You can see the dwarves at 1:10. Pretty meh, could have picked a better Snow White, but Charlize Theron as the evil stepmother seems perfect!
Why Snow White? Granted it's unique to see old Disney movies turn into action flicks, but why?
[QUOTE=Sewer guy;33255280]Granted it's unique to see old Disney movies turn into action flicks[/QUOTE] uhh alice in wonderland. this is the beginning of a new movie-genre-fad-thing i bet.
i fucking hate kristen stewart
I dont understand. The queen is a fuckton hotter than Snow White.
it's probably the whole "youth" thing. even then i agree with you, even if my dick is pointing more towards stewart because i have a thing for normal looking girls because of my self esteem issues [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;33264540]i have a thing for normal looking girls because of my self esteem issues [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I don't... What? I think having a thing for normal looking girls is, like, fairly normal.
I rolled my eyes when the mirror started coming off the wall.
What's up with the trailer music? It's like a mish-mash of Inception and Tron.
God why is the chick from Twilight starring in it?
[QUOTE=darcy010;33256852]I dont understand. The queen is a fuckton hotter than Snow White.[/QUOTE] She might look better in other parts of the movie. She cleans up real nice. [IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/cecilb6/kstewart.jpg[/IMG]
Seems like a cool movie. But something tells me that they're trying too hard.
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;33264633]I don't... What? I think having a thing for normal looking girls is, like, fairly normal.[/QUOTE] no like i'd fuck her over theron [editline]13th November 2011[/editline] and holy shit look at that godlike ass
Kristen Stewart gets a bad rep for staring in the Twilight movies but she's not an absolutely terrible actress and she's attractive to boot. I liked her in Zathuras.
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who is fairest of them all?" "Kirsten Stewart" :|
[QUOTE=The_Marine;33268278]Kristen Stewart gets a bad rep for staring in the Twilight movies but she's not an absolutely terrible actress and she's attractive to boot. I liked her in Zathuras.[/QUOTE] Well that's because she was frozen for 90% of the movie
I like it.
[QUOTE=darcy010;33256852]I dont understand. The queen is a fuckton hotter than Snow White.[/QUOTE] I like how they lampshade that in the trailer by having the mirror basically say "You are the fairest [I]but[/I] Kristen Stewart is also hot"
wait wat? did i see a monster in that trailer?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpLVO396eHs[/media] Oh look another Snow White movie. I guess the question is which one is the least terrible? My vote goes to The Huntsman.
I looks like a fun film to download one day.
I can't decide if it looks good or not.
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;33266709] [IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/cecilb6/kstewart.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] looking pretty nice from over here
So, Snow White is now Joan of Arc? Does that not beat the purpose of 'Snow White'? As the story goes, she's supposed to be a gentle, beautiful girl; pure of heart and all that shit. As it stands now the only quality, among those listed, I see actually in the film would be the 'pure of heart' bit, but in more of a warrior sense. But nitpicking aside, it looks like a fairly generic action movie. It's just another one of those movies where an old premise/genre is taken apart and pieced back together to look different. Now, if the seven dwarfs appear in some capacity similar to The Hobbit, then they could be interesting.
to above poster [QUOTE=FoodStuffs;33256468]uhh alice in wonderland. this is the beginning of a new movie-genre-fad-thing i bet.[/QUOTE] as i said
What's with classic fairy tales getting a re-telling? Like the recent Red Hooding Hood for one.
[QUOTE=darcy010;33350563][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpLVO396eHs[/media] Oh look another Snow White movie. I guess the question is which one is the least terrible? My vote goes to The Huntsman.[/QUOTE] safe to say huntsman is going to be a lot better than tarsem's adaptation. tarsem's will look LOADS better visually (you have to hand it to the guy, his films look absolutely incredible) but the writing seems atrocious
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