• Honey! I doped the cat!
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Like, one week ago. I was getting high and I saw my cat, like, walk around and been a cat. Me, being the lone rider on this sesh, was looking for someone... SOMETHING to get high with. So we smoked a few bowls together and chillaxed to some Pink Floyd. It was both awesome and a bit depressing at the same time. Anyway, skip a week to an hour before now and you find me getting high again, this time in a pool because the bubbles man. The same cat walks in like a majestic black and white lion of sorts. And he sits next to my clothes, in the pockets of which laid my stash. Now this once, beautiful feline, lashed into a psychotic animal and started biting my pants, like, digging through it like how a suspicious wife would dig through her husbands phone history. This was when I yelled out, "NO MORE!" and pulled his mother fucking head from my feel good. He was lying amongst it now, mimicking some sort of one man Chinese opium den. Untouched by the fact I had man handled him. So I exited the pool and grabbed my clothes, which brought out a silent howl of despair which echoed like when you get a really big ass rock and throw it on another really big as fucking rock. And now that brings us to now. And stuff. So I get how it's not physically addicting or nothing to us homo sapiens, but what of our furry brethren? I'm sure I've turned him into a dopefiend and I just hope he won't move onto heroin. Thoughts?
Gateway drug syndrome is 100% fatal to cats, way to go... :downsbravo:
Check between his toes for injection points, keep him clean for a month
Did you write this while being high?
What the fuck
dote up a cat 420
Hey i remember this!
Smoke dat shit pussy ole
Cats are fucking sweet when you're high. Sometimes when I was tripping I would find my cat, lie on my bed with my lava lamp on, put on some music and just chill stroking my cat. She fucking loves the attention and I love having a cute furry cat to stroke whilst I explore my mind :3
I fucking swear, my cat is like this suspicious soccer-mom when I'm high, it always jumps in the window meowing like a motherfucker saying "I SAW WUT U DID THAR!", but then I pet it, and I'm so fucking awesome at petting when I'm high that it can't resist.
[QUOTE=catch33;24758183]Cats are fucking sweet when you're high. Sometimes when I was tripping I would find my cat, lie on my bed with my lava lamp on, put on some music and just chill stroking my cat. She fucking loves the attention and I love having a cute furry cat to stroke whilst I explore my mind :3[/QUOTE] Agreed. Cats are the perfect tripping companions
I can't really make sure if that makes sense or not but I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt, the pixels are really nice today.
I was getting ready to eat some shrooms once and put them all on the table, and went into the kitchen to get a drink. When i came back in one of my dogs was eating them, he had ~2g but he's quite a big dog. Spent the evening tripping with him, definitely added something special to the trip. He was enjoying it as far as i could tell, and he was chasing his tail a lot. It's not about cats but this thread made me remember it.
I've gotten my friends French Bulldog baked as well as another friends cat high as well. Both were very great times, especially with the bulldog. He kept rolling around on the carpet. :v:
I do this with the neighbour's cat at least twice a week when I have weed. It knows when it's high time to get high because I always sit on the outside couch and it'll rush over and sit on the seat next to me. I want a pet of my own now...
My cat doesn't like the smell of weed but I've boxed out my bedroom with her inside and got her baked. It's fucking hilarious.
Blow it in the animals ear. It works, trust me, I'm a doctor. :3 But no really, it works.
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