‘Gallon Smash’ Creators Charged With Disorderly Conduct - Polidicks

[IMG]http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/blog/files/2013/03/gallon-smash.jpg[/IMG] [quote=TruTV] Just as all good things must eventually come to an end, all pain-in-the-ass kids who cruise into grocery stores with the sole intention of filming themselves smashing gallon-sized jugs of milk onto aisle floors must eventually be[URL="http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/21771333/va-teens-to-face-charges-for-gallon-smashing#axzz2OJBT7mGF"] charged with seven counts each[/URL] of misdemeanor destruction of property and disorderly conduct. [/quote] Read the rest here: [B][URL]http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/blog/2013/03/25/gallon-smash-creators-charged-with-disorderly-conduct/index.html[/URL][/B]

Good. As a stocking clerk in the dairy department at a my local store, this would piss me off to no end.

I was wondering how the hell these kids got away with that. They should have known they would get in trouble.

Good, those douchebags deserved it.

Humorless vandalism. I hope they get what's coming for them.

It's almost as bad as that milking fad that happened a while back, except with more vandalism and less pouring milk on your head.

Knowing those idiots got arrested makes that video ten times funnier.

I recently started work at a grocery store, and they mentioned this during training. This is such a huge risk. Not for the dumbass kids, but for the employees and other shoppers. People could trip on that easily. Glass, cans, and gravity aren't forgiving.

You know the kids bought the milk and then smashed them right? I think it was funny as shit even if it wasn't any good.

I live in the county were this started, Fairfax. Not the town, as far as I know, unless it started in McLean.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;40050616]I live in the county were this started, Fairfax. Not the town, as far as I know, unless it started in McLean.[/QUOTE] It isn't very Fair now is it? Anyway, they do deserve it.

Good those fuckers deserve it. That shit was never funny and stupid as fuck.

I didn't laugh at their video but I laughed at this

I thought it was funny...

I laughed at both but I guess they hit their expiration date

I bet those kids will milk this incident for all it is worth. [SUP][SUP][SUP][SUP][SUP][SUP]I never do bad news puns. Must be a special occasion.[/SUP][/SUP][/SUP][/SUP][/SUP][/SUP]

I bet they're crying over spilled milk now.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;40050616]I live in the county were this started, Fairfax. Not the town, as far as I know, unless it started in McLean.[/QUOTE] I live in the same town this happened in, and I've never even heard of this.

Gotta admit I laughed.

[QUOTE=demoguy08;40051993]Gotta admit I laughed.[/QUOTE] The only funny bits were their attempts to get up. The wasted milk/juice made me cringe

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;40050542]You know the kids bought the milk and then smashed them right? I think it was funny as shit even if it wasn't any good.[/QUOTE] You must have the comedic perception of a 10 year old then

Good. [sp]I will admit that I laughed, I felt bad for doing it though.[/sp]

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;40050542]You know the kids bought the milk and then smashed them right? I think it was funny as shit even if it wasn't any good.[/QUOTE] Gonna go buy canned air and have it explode in peoples faces. Don't get mad though I payed for it.

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;40052761]Gonna go buy canned air and have it explode in peoples faces. Don't get mad though I payed for it.[/QUOTE] Gonna go buy a brick and smash it through your window. Don't get mad though because I paid for the brick.

[QUOTE=Penultimate;40050493]I recently started work at a grocery store, and they mentioned this during training. This is such a huge risk. Not for the dumbass kids, but for the employees and other shoppers. People could trip on that easily. Glass, cans, and gravity aren't forgiving.[/QUOTE] A gallon almost took out an old lady in the actual video. They weren't even looking where they hurled them. [editline]26th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;40050542]You know the kids bought the milk and then smashed them right? I think it was funny as shit even if it wasn't any good.[/QUOTE] whether or not they bought them is a technicality (and one up for debate, considering they were charged 7 times with misdemeanor destruction of property), the real reason these kids were sentenced was because they were throwing heavy bottles of liquids around a store.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;40052884]Gonna go buy a brick and smash it through your window. Don't get mad though because I paid for the brick.[/QUOTE] Cool because that compares

[QUOTE='[LOA] SonofBrim;40050321']Good. As a stocking clerk in the dairy department at a my local store, this would piss me off to no end.[/QUOTE] I was a stock clerk in dairy. Worst job I'd ever had. if these guys had come into my store and done that, I would've loved it. Fuck Harris Teeter [editline]27th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Moustacheman;40050616]I live in the county were this started, Fairfax. Not the town, as far as I know, unless it started in McLean.[/QUOTE] Oh hey I'm from Loudoun

This shit reminds me of the "FIRE IN THE HOLE" bit in the first CKY movie. . .which was also the exact moment I began hating Bam Margera. Fuck those kids.

[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;40059529]This shit reminds me of the "FIRE IN THE HOLE" bit in the first CKY movie. . .which was also the exact moment I began hating Bam Margera. Fuck those kids.[/QUOTE] What did that annoying cunt do this time?

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;40059562]What did that annoying cunt do this time?[/QUOTE] It was pre-Jackass, in the first CKY "movie." Bam and Ehren drive up to McDonald's. Ehren shouts a profanity-laced order at the speaker. He pays for the order. After he's handed his drink, he throws it at the woman at the window, yelling "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" He and Bam drive off, laughing like idiots.