Three Killer Dolphins with guns lost in the black sea
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[quote]"Three highly-trained attack dolphins with guns attached to their flippers have gone AWOL in the black sea."
"The dolphins are trained to use special knives and firearms to kill enemy divers."[/quote]
Source:
[url]http://pix11.com/2013/03/12/three-killer-ukrainian-attack-dolphins-are-on-the-loose/#axzz2NddXgW00[/url]
I blame Dr. Evil.
Karl Pilkington was right all along, who'd have thought.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/DG05lFm.jpg[/img]
Good god those are a thing?
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;39924327]I blame Dr. Evil.[/QUOTE]
Are you fucking joking
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;39924332]Karl Pilkington was right all along, who'd have thought.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;e1EBqPZyo88]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1EBqPZyo88[/video]
My god.
[QUOTE]They went rogue, presumably to go in search of mates.[/QUOTE]
Dolphin James Bond
Whose bright idea was that?
at least it's not friggin laser beams attached to their friggin heads
I am going to fucking laugh so fucking hard if they go to a beach and fire rounds into the air just to scare the utter shit out of people.
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;39924344]Are you fucking joking[/QUOTE]
No this is a serious matter, Dr. Evil is one of the most feared villains of our time.
I guess every animal [i]does[/i] deserve a warm meal.
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;39924338][img]http://i.imgur.com/DG05lFm.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;0B4suxQVUAQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4suxQVUAQ[/video]
The dolphins are the least of our problems.
Didn't this happen before during the cold war or something?
Can you imagine how awesome it would be if every time a dolphin breached it was accompanied by a loud RATATATATAT
Who the fuck had the idea to mount guns on dolphins and train them to kill? I blame Vodka!
[QUOTE=TorashVD;39924991]Who the fuck had the idea to mount guns on dolphins and train them to kill? I blame Vodka![/QUOTE]
Yeah, I mean they're mean as balls already; last thing we need to do is teach them to use tools.
Was just in the National Cyberpatriot Finals. They did this power point with SAIC showing off their company. Said they have more dolphin trainers than sea world. ON THE POWER POINT THEY USED THE SAME DAMN PICTURE IN A ABCNEWS ARTICLE ON THIS!
SAIC IS TRAINING KILLER DOLPHINS!
[QUOTE=mac338;39924399]Dolphin James Bond[/QUOTE]
The name is Finn.
Dahl Finn.
pictures please
I'm so scared now someone hold me.
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;39924344]Are you fucking joking[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HJxya0CWco"]No.[/URL]
