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[URL="http://iwl.me/"]This site[/URL] told me my writing was like Stephen King's. He writes whore stories doesn't he?
What's the point of this? Wasn't there a thread for this earlier?
Make a movie.
Hell, I'm gonna find the dan was boobies thread and copy-paste.
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Apparently The Big Bomb writes like Kurt Vonnegut.
1st: You're late.
2nd: That thing is inaccurate as me trying to piss in a toilet on most occasions.
3rd: ok
[QUOTE]told me my writing was like Stephen King's. He writes [b]whore[/b] stories doesn't he?[/QUOTE]
[i]whore stories...?[/i] :q:
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I wrote this riveting tale on the spot.
I gave it 89 pages to chew on.
I write like Dan Brown
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I probably shouldn't have posted so much of a book into it without knowing where that text goes...
Oh well it was for NaNo it's not like it will ever go anywhere.
I posted a paragraph and got Dan Brown.
As the man walked along the lane, a small African swallow chirped in his general direction, shockingly he turned around with his 12 gauge shotgun and blasted the thing away.
I write like Stephen king apparently.
I got James Joyce on mine.
[release]It was a brisk cold that chilled my body. The snow drifted down like ashes in a war-torn city. She was standing in the parking lot. Her lips pierced the cold. She was my only way out.
"Mona." My voice struggled.
I walked towards her. I hear the sound of a gun slide being cocked. All too familiar. My dream is fading out. The walls of the sky slide down like wallpaper in a room melted by the fires of hell itself. The shot echoed throughout the lot. A metallic taste filled my mouth. Blood drip down into the snow, turning it to a crimson slush. The painkillers fell out of the bottle and mixed with the slush. A horrible concoction. Mona faded out. Her rose overcoat morphed like a heatwave into a turquoise windbreaker. It was the cleaners. Six years after my revenge, I've finally paid back. I see my wife and baby. Honey, I'm home.[/release]
[editline]07:24 PM[/editline]
[url=http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d]James Joyce love letters[/url]
Apparently I write like David Foster Wallace, tested 3 texts and got him everytime
[editline]07:54PM[/editline]
well, I mainly right essays on this computer, my stories are on my old dead one
Dan Brown.
I'm sure mother would be positively enthralled.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;23413673]Apparently I write like David Foster Wallace, tested 3 texts and got him everytime
[editline]07:54PM[/editline]
well, I mainly right essays on this computer, my stories are on my old dead one[/QUOTE]
You "right essays"? Good luck.
LINK PLS.
thank you.
I typed a direct quotation from a Hunter S. Thompson novel, and it told me I write like Stephen King.
Another quote from the same book told me I write like Ian Fleming.
Uh, what?
I shat on the floor and cleaned it up later although its foul stench remained for several hours.
I write like Stephen King.
Margaret Mitchell.
Am I good?
Stephanie Meyer. I'm never touching a pen to paper again.
I write like William Shakespeare.
Text in question:
[quote]Publius sat in the darkest corner of the taberna, keeping a lookout for the target provided by his contact. The description of the target had been vague, but he knew how to identify specific targets in crowded areas. He had a hunter's eye, after all.
"There's money involved. Tons of money. Enough to get you and your family out of this hellhole."
These words rang clear within Publius' head. Gold has always been a problem for the Torrentius family, but when he finally had stolen enough money, their mother and father had spent them on their newborn son, Tiberius. Publius loathed him. The hard stole gold had been spent on education. He snorted in disapproval. Education wouldn't buy food. Writing wouldn't collect the annual harvest. Reading wouldn't keep the wolves from attacking the sheep. A golden shimmer to his right caught Publius' attention. His target. The man was wearing a shining armor, painted in gold. His long handtailored cape lightly traced the ground as he walked confidently but purposely. He held his helmet under his arm, as he nodded towards the various elders sitting in the crowd. This was it. Publius arose in a casual manner and slowly approached the man in the armor.
[/quote]
Collab-writing with my friend.
I quoted straight from a Clive Cussler book, told me i was stephanie meyer :byodood:
David Foster Wallace
apparently i write like Vladimir Nabokov
I write like Kurt Vonnegut. (I used a history final research paper that I got a 100 on)
It says i write like Douglas Adams. He's the guy who wrote Hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy. Neat.
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;23413412]I got James Joyce on mine.
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well that's it you're settled for life
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;23413412]I got James Joyce on mine.
[release]It was a brisk cold that chilled my body. The snow drifted down like ashes in a war-torn city. She was standing in the parking lot. Her lips pierced the cold. She was my only way out.
"Mona." My voice struggled.
I walked towards her. I hear the sound of a gun slide being cocked. All too familiar. My dream is fading out. The walls of the sky slide down like wallpaper in a room melted by the fires of hell itself. The shot echoed throughout the lot. A metallic taste filled my mouth. Blood drip down into the snow, turning it to a crimson slush. The painkillers fell out of the bottle and mixed with the slush. A horrible concoction. Mona faded out. Her rose overcoat morphed like a heatwave into a turquoise windbreaker. It was the cleaners. Six years after my revenge, I've finally paid back. I see my wife and baby. Honey, I'm home.[/release]
[editline]07:24 PM[/editline]
[url=http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d]James Joyce love letters[/url][/QUOTE]
[url]http://iwl.me/b/d7939cdb[/url]
I used what was in your link, didn't get the one that righted it...
:wtc:
[QUOTE=Phoenix Ashes;23413972]LINK PLS.
thank you.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Zedo Mann;23413062]
[URL="http://iwl.me/"]This site[/URL] told me my writing was like Stephen King's.[/QUOTE]
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You should read the whole OP.
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;23414828][url]http://iwl.me/b/d7939cdb[/url]
I used what was in your link, didn't get the one that righted it...
:wtc:[/QUOTE]
I put in your post, it said you write like mark twain.
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