Vatican elects Pope Francis l from Argentina. Falklands brace for Crusades - Polidicks

[URL=]http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/03/14/world/europe/cardinals-elect-new-pope.xml]White.[/URL] there's around ~2.2 BILLION Christians on this globe and I'm sure that there is still a huge number of them that would follow onto these sort of things, so the position of Pope is still pretty fucking important nowadays since he is responsible for leading all of those people. Talk about a huge constituent. [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Catholic_Majority_Countries.PNG[/IMG] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Christian_Majority_Countries.PNG[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMVA-HL4jcc[/media] A nice infographic on how democracies are ran by true Christians and Virgins [img_thumb]http://thumbnails.visually.netdna-cdn.com/inside-the-conclave_512f836a7ea6e.jpg[/img_thumb] [url=http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/world/a-form-guide-to-the-favourite-papal-candidates-for-gods-own-super-tuesday/story-fnddckzi-1226593861085]Pope-Popular Hopefuls[/url]

[QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Christian_Majority_Countries.PNG[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Christians are irrelevant, here's a Catholic majority map.[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Catholic_Majority_Countries.PNG[/IMG]

Change the first image to Catholic majority countries... Having a first black pope would be nice.

I want the guy from the Philippines to win, purely because he is not an old white guy.

no megathreads, bro [editline]13th March 2013[/editline] aaaand they just elected a new pope

Who will be our next Supreme Pontiff? ooh white smoke

white smoke is pouring out oh godddd [editline]13th March 2013[/editline] THE WORLD IS ENDING [editline]13th March 2013[/editline] This thread is now white smoke pours out of chimney, world goes crazy

I bet the guy from Ghana is chill as fuck.

[QUOTE=jordguitar;39901023]white smoke is pouring out oh godddd [editline]13th March 2013[/editline] THE WORLD IS ENDING [editline]13th March 2013[/editline] This thread is now white smoke pours out of chimney, world goes crazy[/QUOTE] It's only ending if the Pope is black. Black Pope FTW.

Talk about a timed thread, new pope minutes after this was created

[QUOTE=Glorbo;39901062]Talk about a timed thread, new pope minutes after this was created[/QUOTE] he smuggled a computer into the conclave! get him!

Looks like cardinals read Facepunch.

If it was that dumb I'll spare you.-

I bet OP is a cardinal.

That was quick, I was expecting it to be a week at least. I guess the week or so of discussions leading up to it helped.

WELL THEY CHOSE A NEW POPE And his name is....

So who's the fucking pope jesus christ they've chosen him and I don't know someone enlighten me please

Lets go Black Pope.

im the new pope

Caboose clearly had insider information.

[QUOTE=BaconMan_lol;39901052]I bet the guy from Ghana is chill as fuck.[/QUOTE] no he is for the bill that would make killing gays legal in ghana and shit hes bad as dickd

[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;39901137]im the new pope[/QUOTE] no i am

[QUOTE=Failure;39901128]So who's the fucking pope jesus christ they've chosen him and I don't know someone enlighten me please[/QUOTE] Hasn't been announced yet.

[QUOTE=jordguitar;39901141]no i am[/QUOTE] i see a turkson but no jord get out of here loser

[QUOTE=Turing;39901139]no he is for the bill that would make killing gays legal in ghana and shit hes bad as dickd[/QUOTE] Okay lets go Asian Pope!

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21768624[/url] Live here

[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;39901158][url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21768624[/url] Live here[/QUOTE] i love it when the bbc does live streaming and not region restricted.

Give me an hour or two to update the coverage thread. This is breaking

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;39901174]Give me an hour or two to update the coverage thread.[/QUOTE] Delete everything, replace with white smoke and crazy people who are wet

That was quick. I wonder how much dirt the new pope has on the other cardinals. :v: